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As President Biden continues to urge top lawmakers to approve his $60 billion aid request for Ukraine, a grim realization has settled in among officials across the administration that this is likely the last chance for any new US military funding to flow ...
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patty
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:18:01
reggie
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:06:01
FactCheck
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:09:02
chesirecat
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:48:01
mrdavis
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:00:01
pentagon
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:24:01
DonaldTrump
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:24:01
peccili
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:54:01
DannyBoy
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:03:01
DonaldTrump
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:54:01
holly
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:06:01
Chrischun
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:12:02
crapface
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:51:01
american
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:06:01
FactCheck
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:18:01
DonaldTrump
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:30:01
chesirecat
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:39:01
milk4dh
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:51:01
crapface
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:42:01
poopface
Death is hereditary.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:39:01
doodooface
Why is this news?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:27:02
RunRonnieRun
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:48:01
doodooface
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:57:01
crapface
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:21:01
FactCheck
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:27:01
holly
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:21:01
dapper
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:00:01
pentagon
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:36:01
thumbsup
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:09:01
american
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:27:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:36:01
Milkman
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:18:01
FactCheck
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:03:01
milk4dh
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:30:02
chesirecat
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:57:01
Chrischun
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:45:01
PatMall
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:45:01
mrdavis
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:33:01
dapper
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:42:01
FactCheck
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:24:01
crapface
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:39:01
MichelleW
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:51:01
crapface
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:57:01
mrdavis
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:45:01
Poppy
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:39:01
poopface
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:18:01
yahooligan
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:27:02
idiotboy
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:21:01
DannyBoy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:33:01
poopface
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:12:01
MichelleW
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:27:01
FactCheck
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:06:01
poopface
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:21:01
reggie
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:24:02
holly
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:42:01
MichelleW
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:54:01
holly
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:03:01
MichelleW
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:24:01
Milkman
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:36:01
mrdavis
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:15:01
Chrischun
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:30:01
holly
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:42:01
crapface
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:48:01
thumbsup
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:54:01
DannyBoy
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:09:01
RunRonnieRun
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:15:01
DannyBoy
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:18:01
holly
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:39:01
doodooface
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:51:01
Milkman
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:06:01
Milkman
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:18:01
PatMall
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:21:01
DannyBoy
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:27:01
poopface
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:30:01
DannyBoy
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:42:01
doodooface
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:45:01
patty
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:24:01
peccili
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:45:01
Milkman
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:09:01
MichelleW
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:12:01
patty
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:15:01
idiotboy
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:27:01
mrdavis
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:30:01
chesirecat
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:42:02
sexybrain
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:54:01
Poppy
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:03:01
holly
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:06:01
FactCheck
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:03:01
PatMall
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:12:01
yahooligan
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:57:01
little
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:30:01
thumbsup
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:33:01
reggie
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:36:01
DannyBoy
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:42:02
holly
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:09:01
patty
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:15:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:24:01
DannyBoy
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:42:02
american
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:45:02
poopface
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:03:01
yahooligan
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:18:01
little
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:42:01
sexybrain
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:51:01
PatMall
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:54:02
doodooface
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:12:01
Chrischun
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:18:01
patty
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:42:01
dapper
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:03:01
pentagon
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:06:01
american
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:12:01
FactCheck
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:21:01
little
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:27:01
chesirecat
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:33:01
poopface
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:51:01
DannyBoy
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:54:01
sexybrain
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:12:01
PatMall
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:42:01
thumbsup
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:48:01
patty
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:51:01
mrdavis
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:15:01
Chrischun
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:18:01
MichelleW
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:21:01
patty
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:27:01
Milkman
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:30:01
FactCheck
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:45:01
milk4dh
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:00:01
yahooligan
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:15:01
Poppy
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:24:01
FactCheck
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:30:01
sexybrain
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:33:01
Milkman
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:42:01
RunRonnieRun
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:15:01
yahooligan
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:00:01
Chrischun
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:09:01
MichelleW
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:39:01
reggie
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:48:01
little
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:12:01
idiotboy
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:15:01
PatMall
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:36:01
DonaldTrump
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:42:01
MichelleW
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:03:01
snickerdoo
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:09:01
holly
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:15:01
poopface
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:18:01
yahooligan
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:27:01
dapper
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:48:01
Chrischun
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:27:02
RunRonnieRun
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:33:01
chesirecat
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:39:01
dapper
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:42:01
Milkman
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:48:01
sexybrain
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:57:01
Milkman
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:15:01
thumbsup
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:27:01
thumbsup
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:42:01
chesirecat
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:21:01
snickerdoo
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:33:01
Poppy
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:42:01
idiotboy
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:48:01
mrdavis
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:54:01
Poppy
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:18:01
Chrischun
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:54:01
Poppy
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:09:01
crapface
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:30:02
dapper
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:39:01
Poppy
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:42:01
Poppy
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:51:01
DannyBoy
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:54:01
FactCheck
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:03:01
chesirecat
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:18:01
thumbsup
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:06:01
Milkman
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:18:01
american
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:30:01
Poppy
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:36:01
doodooface
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:00:01
milk4dh
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:03:01
DannyBoy
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:51:01
Milkman
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:54:01
patty
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:03:01
snickerdoo
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:33:01
FactCheck
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:00:01
reggie
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:24:01
DonaldTrump
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:27:02
DonaldTrump
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:36:01
yahooligan
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:48:01
dapper
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:51:01
Chrischun
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:57:01
idiotboy
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:00:01
DonaldTrump
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:24:01
doodooface
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:36:01
holly
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:18:01
holly
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:24:02
poopface
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:15:01
thumbsup
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:24:01
milk4dh
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:30:02
doodooface
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:48:02
thumbsup
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:15:01
pentagon
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:21:01
FactCheck
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:24:01
pentagon
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:36:01
FactCheck
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:39:01
reggie
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:45:01
Chrischun
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:18:01
MichelleW
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:21:01
idiotboy
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:27:01
poopface
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:33:01
reggie
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:36:01
Poppy
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:45:01
patty
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:51:01
american
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:03:01
PatMall
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:06:01
chesirecat
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:09:01
american
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:15:01
sexybrain
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:24:01
poopface
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:27:01
DannyBoy
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:39:01
chesirecat
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:42:01
mrdavis
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:54:01
Chrischun
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:57:01
reggie
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:03:01
doodooface
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:18:01
yahooligan
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:27:02
american
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:36:01
idiotboy
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:45:01
sexybrain
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:54:01
poopface
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:57:01
Milkman
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:00:01
snickerdoo
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:03:01
milk4dh
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:06:01
Chrischun
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:09:01
peccili
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:15:01
DannyBoy
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:24:01
holly
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:33:01
crapface
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:45:01
Chrischun
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:00:01
snickerdoo
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:03:01
snickerdoo
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:12:01
yahooligan
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:21:01
reggie
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:24:01
patty
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:48:01
milk4dh
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:51:01
reggie
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:54:01
Poppy
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:57:01
dapper
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:03:01
thumbsup
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:09:01
idiotboy
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:24:01
poopface
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:33:01
MichelleW
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:39:01
PatMall
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:45:01
sexybrain
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:51:02
holly
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:54:01
DannyBoy
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:03:01
Milkman
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:06:01
dapper
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:12:01
peccili
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:18:01
little
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:21:02
FactCheck
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:24:01
pentagon
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:27:02
mrdavis
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:33:01
snickerdoo
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:42:01
pentagon
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:45:01
peccili
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:51:01
thumbsup
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:57:01
Chrischun
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:03:01
FactCheck
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:12:02
patty
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:15:01
MichelleW
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:30:01
american
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:36:01
Poppy
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:51:01
little
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:03:01
reggie
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:12:01
yahooligan
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:15:01
thumbsup
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:27:02
reggie
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:42:01
dapper
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:45:01
sexybrain
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:51:01
FactCheck
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:57:01
idiotboy
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:06:01
sexybrain
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:12:01
MichelleW
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:15:01
dapper
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:27:02
mrdavis
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:36:01
american
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:39:01
Poppy
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:45:01
PatMall
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:48:01
PatMall
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:54:01
Milkman
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:15:01
chesirecat
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:21:01
peccili
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:27:01
Milkman
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:33:01
Poppy
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:45:01
Chrischun
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:54:01
snickerdoo
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:00:02
yahooligan
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:03:01
reggie
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:06:01
american
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:12:01
poopface
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:15:01
crapface
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:18:01
DannyBoy
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:21:01
DannyBoy
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:54:02
yahooligan
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:57:01
DannyBoy
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:03:01
peccili
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:06:01
MichelleW
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:09:01
dapper
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:12:01
MichelleW
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:15:01
little
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:24:01
pentagon
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:30:01
snickerdoo
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:33:01
pentagon
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:39:01
poopface
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:45:01
FactCheck
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:51:02
dapper
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:15:01
FactCheck
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:18:01
PatMall
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:36:01
crapface
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:42:01
thumbsup
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:45:01
idiotboy
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:48:01
thumbsup
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 12:57:01
DonaldTrump
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:03:01
DannyBoy
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:06:01
FactCheck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:09:01
Chrischun
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:12:01
mrdavis
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:15:01
milk4dh
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:24:01
patty
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:33:01
american
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:39:01
mrdavis
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 01:48:01
doodooface
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:03:01
reggie
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:06:01
idiotboy
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:09:01
poopface
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:12:01
DannyBoy
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:27:01
doodooface
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 02:54:01
pentagon
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:00:01
FactCheck
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:15:01
DonaldTrump
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:21:01
doodooface
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:30:01
RunRonnieRun
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:39:01
dapper
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:42:01
peccili
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:48:01
snickerdoo
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 03:54:01
chesirecat
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:03:02
sexybrain
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:15:01
holly
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:18:02
reggie
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:21:01
thumbsup
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:39:01
milk4dh
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:48:01
peccili
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 04:54:01
pentagon
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:12:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:15:01
little
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:21:01
mrdavis
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:27:01
mrdavis
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:36:01
DannyBoy
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:48:01
MichelleW
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 05:54:01
reggie
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:06:01
doodooface
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:09:01
PatMall
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:12:01
RunRonnieRun
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:18:02
Poppy
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:21:01
thumbsup
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:24:01
pentagon
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:30:01
DannyBoy
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:33:01
little
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:39:01
holly
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:42:01
idiotboy
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:48:01
pentagon
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 06:54:01
chesirecat
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:03:01
chesirecat
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:06:01
pentagon
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:09:01
Chrischun
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:21:01
Chrischun
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:30:01
american
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:33:01
PatMall
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:36:01
poopface
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:45:01
american
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:48:01
reggie
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:51:01
american
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:54:01
doodooface
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 07:57:01
DonaldTrump
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:00:02
doodooface
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:09:01
patty
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:24:01
patty
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:27:01
patty
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:36:01
american
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:48:01
american
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:51:01
Chrischun
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 08:57:01
sexybrain
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:15:01
chesirecat
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:18:01
milk4dh
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:21:01
mrdavis
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:27:01
doodooface
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:39:01
Chrischun
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 09:45:01
Milkman
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:00:02
idiotboy
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:03:01
american
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:15:02
chesirecat
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:33:01
idiotboy
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:39:01
pentagon
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:42:01
idiotboy
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:51:01
chesirecat
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:54:01
Chrischun
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 10:57:01
snickerdoo
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:03:01
yahooligan
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:12:01
chesirecat
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:21:01
yahooligan
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:24:01
RunRonnieRun
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:30:01
PatMall
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:36:01
Poppy
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:42:01
holly
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:48:01
american
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:54:01
PatMall
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 22, 2024, 11:57:01
peccili
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:00:01
mrdavis
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:03:01
Chrischun
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:12:01
mrdavis
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:15:01
mrdavis
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:18:01
Milkman
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:21:01
Milkman
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:24:01
FactCheck
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:36:01
DonaldTrump
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:39:01
FactCheck
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:51:01
MichelleW
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:54:01
doodooface
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:00:01
reggie
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:06:01
doodooface
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:09:01
Poppy
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:12:01
yahooligan
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:15:01
mrdavis
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:18:01
PatMall
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:21:01
sexybrain
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:36:01
patty
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:42:01
Poppy
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:45:01
chesirecat
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:51:01
Chrischun
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:54:01
holly
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:57:01
RunRonnieRun
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:03:02
FactCheck
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:09:01
idiotboy
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:15:01
RunRonnieRun
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:18:01
doodooface
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:21:01
DannyBoy
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:27:01
doodooface
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:30:01
chesirecat
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:36:01
reggie
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:42:01
DannyBoy
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:48:01
Milkman
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:00:01
Chrischun
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:15:01
patty
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:18:01
crapface
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:21:02
snickerdoo
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:24:02
crapface
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:27:01
RunRonnieRun
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:30:01
Chrischun
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:39:01
milk4dh
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:45:01
thumbsup
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:06:01
DonaldTrump
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:09:01
Poppy
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:12:01
DannyBoy
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:18:01
poopface
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:21:01
MichelleW
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:39:01
dapper
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:57:01
holly
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:03:01
crapface
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:06:01
patty
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:09:01
thumbsup
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:30:01
american
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:36:01
milk4dh
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:42:01
thumbsup
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:54:01
snickerdoo
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:00:01
Poppy
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:03:01
doodooface
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:09:01
snickerdoo
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:12:01
poopface
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:30:01
RunRonnieRun
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:33:01
pentagon
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:54:01
mrdavis
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:57:01
american
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:03:02
DonaldTrump
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:06:01
patty
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:09:01
MichelleW
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:12:01
poopface
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:15:01
little
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:21:01
Milkman
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:24:01
PatMall
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:27:01
Poppy
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:39:01
reggie
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:45:01
FactCheck
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:06:01
Chrischun
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:09:01
little
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:15:01
milk4dh
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:18:01
dapper
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:30:01
DonaldTrump
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:36:01
doodooface
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:39:01
little
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:42:01
patty
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:06:01
poopface
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:09:01
crapface
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:18:01
yahooligan
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:24:01
mrdavis
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:30:02
crapface
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:36:01
snickerdoo
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:39:01
pentagon
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:42:01
PatMall
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:45:01
crapface
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:48:01
reggie
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:54:01
yahooligan
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:00:02
chesirecat
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:03:01
MichelleW
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:06:01
FactCheck
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:09:01
pentagon
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:21:01
RunRonnieRun
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:33:01
MichelleW
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:42:01
mrdavis
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:45:01
little
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:48:01
american
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:51:01
little
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:57:01
Chrischun
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:21:01
reggie
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:24:01
Poppy
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:33:01
Milkman
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:36:01
DonaldTrump
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:42:01
MichelleW
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:48:01
chesirecat
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:54:02
patty
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:00:01
chesirecat
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:18:01
FactCheck
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:33:01
dapper
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:39:01
crapface
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:42:01
doodooface
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:48:01
patty
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:51:02
little
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 12:57:01
sexybrain
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:00:02
sexybrain
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:06:01
Milkman
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:12:01
MichelleW
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:27:02
FactCheck
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:33:01
peccili
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:45:01
sexybrain
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 01:57:01
mrdavis
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:06:01
sexybrain
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:09:01
RunRonnieRun
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:12:01
doodooface
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:15:01
Milkman
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:21:01
poopface
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:33:01
holly
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:45:01
pentagon
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 02:57:01
crapface
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:00:01
MichelleW
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:18:01
Chrischun
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:33:01
crapface
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:36:01
DannyBoy
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 03:51:01
PatMall
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:00:01
idiotboy
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:09:01
DannyBoy
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:21:01
sexybrain
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:24:01
DonaldTrump
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:33:01
little
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:54:01
peccili
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 04:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:00:01
little
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:03:01
crapface
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:06:01
milk4dh
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:18:01
Poppy
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:27:01
mrdavis
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:30:01
sexybrain
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:33:02
mrdavis
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:39:01
MichelleW
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 05:51:01
idiotboy
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:03:01
thumbsup
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:09:01
little
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:15:01
DonaldTrump
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:27:01
Milkman
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:42:01
Chrischun
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:51:01
poopface
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 06:57:01
dapper
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:03:01
mrdavis
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:21:01
holly
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:36:01
milk4dh
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:42:01
crapface
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 07:51:01
doodooface
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:00:01
little
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:03:01
sexybrain
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:06:01
thumbsup
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:12:01
yahooligan
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:18:01
crapface
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:27:01
doodooface
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:30:01
DonaldTrump
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:39:01
Poppy
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:42:01
little
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:45:01
yahooligan
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:48:01
american
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 08:51:01
Milkman
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:00:01
chesirecat
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:09:02
poopface
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:12:01
holly
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:18:01
DannyBoy
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:21:01
DonaldTrump
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:51:01
idiotboy
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 09:57:01
doodooface
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:00:01
doodooface
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:03:01
holly
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:06:01
milk4dh
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:09:01
dapper
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:12:01
MichelleW
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:24:01
Milkman
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:27:01
DannyBoy
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:30:01
DannyBoy
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:39:01
doodooface
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:51:01
DonaldTrump
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 10:54:01
poopface
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:00:01
sexybrain
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:03:01
poopface
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:06:02
dapper
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:09:01
sexybrain
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:12:01
milk4dh
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:39:01
reggie
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:48:01
Chrischun
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:51:01
thumbsup
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jan 23, 2024, 11:57:01

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snickerdoo
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
snickerdoo | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:45
pentagon
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
pentagon | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:42
Milkman
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
Milkman | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:39
FactCheck
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
FactCheck | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:33
snickerdoo
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
snickerdoo | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:18
DannyBoy
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
DannyBoy | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:09
mrdavis
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
mrdavis | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:57
chesirecat
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
chesirecat | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:54