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Less than three hours after beginning deliberation, the jury in the second defamation case brought by columnist E. Jean Carroll against former President Donald Trump issues a verdict ordering him to pay her $83.3 million in damages for his defamatory stat...
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PatMall
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 09:48:01
MichelleW
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 10:15:01
reggie
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:33:01
chesirecat
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:36:01
dapper
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:03:01
idiotboy
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:36:02
DannyBoy
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:54:02
RunRonnieRun
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 02:06:01
idiotboy
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:54:01
RunRonnieRun
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 11:18:01
reggie
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:45:01
PatMall
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:18:01
MichelleW
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:06:01
peccili
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:21:01
dapper
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:15:01
peccili
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:27:01
yahooligan
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:12:01
sexybrain
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:48:01
FactCheck
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:24:01
crapface
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:18:01
yahooligan
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:03:02
crapface
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:15:01
crapface
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:21:01
idiotboy
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:30:02
doodooface
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:51:01
reggie
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:45:01
dapper
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:21:01
RunRonnieRun
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:03:01
crapface
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:30:01
chesirecat
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:00:01
FactCheck
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:27:01
little
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:57:01
poopface
You are making a difference.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:03:01
poopface
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:30:02
doodooface
Amen!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:27:01
DonaldTrump
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:57:01
milk4dh
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:33:02
Milkman
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:12:01
peccili
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:42:01
RunRonnieRun
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:03:01
patty
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:06:01
little
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:51:02
FactCheck
FAKE news!!!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:18:02
DonaldTrump
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:24:01
PatMall
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:42:01
patty
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:54:01
sexybrain
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:21:01
DonaldTrump
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 08:00:01
idiotboy
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 08:18:01
idiotboy
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 08:39:02
poopface
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 08:54:01
american
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 09:09:01
sexybrain
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 09:18:02
sexybrain
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 09:57:01
thumbsup
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 10:00:01
Milkman
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 10:18:01
thumbsup
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 11:51:01
thumbsup
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 11:57:01
doodooface
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:45:01
patty
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:33:01
sexybrain
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:36:01
milk4dh
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:45:01
reggie
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:48:01
MichelleW
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 02:12:01
doodooface
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 03:06:01
idiotboy
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:42:01
yahooligan
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:09:01
RunRonnieRun
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:21:01
crapface
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:42:01
FactCheck
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:00:01
mrdavis
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:03:02
idiotboy
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:24:01
reggie
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:36:01
idiotboy
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:27:02
Milkman
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:33:01
thumbsup
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:39:01
Poppy
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:42:01
snickerdoo
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:48:01
holly
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:00:01
DannyBoy
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:03:01
crapface
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:18:01
MichelleW
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:24:01
doodooface
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:45:01
RunRonnieRun
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:51:01
reggie
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 11:00:01
DannyBoy
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 11:51:01
thumbsup
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:03:01
milk4dh
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:06:01
peccili
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:09:02
crapface
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:12:01
pentagon
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:51:01
patty
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:09:01
patty
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 03:51:01
chesirecat
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:51:01
PatMall
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:03:01
Chrischun
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:12:01
mrdavis
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:15:01
chesirecat
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:06:01
little
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:12:01
sexybrain
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:30:01
little
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:15:01
chesirecat
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:18:01
mrdavis
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:51:01
chesirecat
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:30:01
crapface
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:36:01
reggie
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 11:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:00:01
little
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:03:01
mrdavis
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:15:01
thumbsup
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:21:01
thumbsup
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:24:01
yahooligan
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:27:01
DannyBoy
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:30:02
FactCheck
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:36:01
yahooligan
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:39:01
reggie
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:42:01
poopface
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:48:02
yahooligan
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:54:02
FactCheck
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:57:01
holly
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:09:01
PatMall
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:15:01
poopface
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:18:02
idiotboy
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:33:01
poopface
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:42:01
chesirecat
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:45:01
Milkman
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:48:01
crapface
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:06:01
FactCheck
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:15:02
poopface
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:21:01
Milkman
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:27:01
dapper
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:33:01
patty
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:36:01
american
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:42:01
yahooligan
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:51:01
DannyBoy
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:57:01
yahooligan
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:00:01
holly
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:06:01
milk4dh
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:12:01
DonaldTrump
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:42:01
thumbsup
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:45:01
dapper
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:51:01
Chrischun
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:54:01
chesirecat
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:00:01
DannyBoy
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:03:01
Milkman
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:18:01
DonaldTrump
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:21:01
Poppy
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:24:01
poopface
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:27:01
poopface
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:30:01
peccili
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:33:01
idiotboy
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:45:01
yahooligan
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:57:01
reggie
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:00:01
crapface
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:03:01
Milkman
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:12:01
holly
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:18:01
thumbsup
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:33:01
DonaldTrump
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:36:01
chesirecat
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:39:01
crapface
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:45:01
holly
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:57:01
milk4dh
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:03:01
reggie
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:06:01
peccili
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:09:01
peccili
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:12:01
Milkman
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:18:01
patty
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:30:02
american
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:33:01
DannyBoy
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:36:01
idiotboy
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:48:01
little
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:51:01
dapper
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:06:01
milk4dh
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:09:02
PatMall
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:24:01
thumbsup
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:30:01
holly
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:33:01
pentagon
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:39:01
holly
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:45:01
doodooface
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:48:01
pentagon
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:54:01
thumbsup
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:57:01
DannyBoy
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:00:01
american
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:03:01
RunRonnieRun
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:15:01
reggie
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:24:01
poopface
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:36:02
reggie
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:39:01
peccili
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:00:02
MichelleW
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:06:01
poopface
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:12:01
Chrischun
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:15:01
dapper
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:18:01
thumbsup
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:21:01
Milkman
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:39:01
FactCheck
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:48:01
poopface
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:54:01
snickerdoo
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:12:02
doodooface
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:21:01
snickerdoo
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:33:01
peccili
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:39:01
reggie
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:45:01
mrdavis
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:48:01
pentagon
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:54:01
doodooface
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:03:01
crapface
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:15:01
american
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:21:01
patty
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:24:01
FactCheck
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:30:01
peccili
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:36:01
poopface
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:42:01
milk4dh
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:06:01
crapface
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:12:01
sexybrain
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:18:01
holly
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:21:01
peccili
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:24:01
PatMall
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:36:01
doodooface
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:42:01
DannyBoy
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:45:01
FactCheck
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:54:01
american
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:57:01
snickerdoo
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:12:01
little
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:18:01
crapface
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:21:01
MichelleW
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:27:01
thumbsup
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:30:01
snickerdoo
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:42:01
dapper
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:45:01
milk4dh
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:57:01
Chrischun
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:00:01
FactCheck
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:03:02
chesirecat
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:06:01
pentagon
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:18:01
crapface
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:24:01
dapper
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:36:01
chesirecat
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:48:02
mrdavis
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:57:01
Poppy
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:00:02
mrdavis
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:03:01
Poppy
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:06:01
FactCheck
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:12:01
chesirecat
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:27:01
dapper
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:30:02
Chrischun
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:36:01
holly
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:39:01
snickerdoo
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:42:01
MichelleW
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:51:01
sexybrain
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:54:01
dapper
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:57:01
patty
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:03:01
FactCheck
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:09:01
Milkman
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:15:01
Chrischun
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:18:01
little
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:21:01
yahooligan
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:33:01
american
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:36:01
Poppy
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:39:01
DonaldTrump
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:48:01
american
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:51:01
american
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:57:01
crapface
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:00:01
Milkman
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:03:01
snickerdoo
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:06:02
Chrischun
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:12:01
Chrischun
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:15:01
milk4dh
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:24:01
idiotboy
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:30:01
poopface
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:33:01
Poppy
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:39:01
holly
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:42:01
PatMall
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:48:02
PatMall
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:54:02
thumbsup
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:57:01
chesirecat
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:03:01
DonaldTrump
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:06:01
little
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:15:01
snickerdoo
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:27:01
doodooface
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:33:01
DonaldTrump
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:36:01
peccili
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:45:01
pentagon
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:48:01
MichelleW
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:51:01
DonaldTrump
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:54:01
snickerdoo
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:15:01
yahooligan
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:27:01
poopface
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:45:01
holly
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:54:01
RunRonnieRun
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:03:01
american
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:09:01
dapper
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:12:01
sexybrain
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:15:01
american
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:18:01
MichelleW
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:21:01
dapper
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:30:01
yahooligan
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:42:01
poopface
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:45:02
DannyBoy
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:48:01
poopface
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:54:01
thumbsup
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:57:01
FactCheck
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:03:01
chesirecat
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:06:01
MichelleW
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:24:01
Milkman
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:27:01
poopface
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:39:01
snickerdoo
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:45:01
idiotboy
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:54:01
MichelleW
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:57:01
idiotboy
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:00:02
yahooligan
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:03:01
RunRonnieRun
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:09:01
doodooface
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:15:01
snickerdoo
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:18:01
FactCheck
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:27:02
FactCheck
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:33:01
thumbsup
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:39:02
FactCheck
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:42:01
thumbsup
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:57:01
DannyBoy
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:00:01
crapface
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:06:01
crapface
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:09:01
snickerdoo
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:12:02
sexybrain
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:39:01
patty
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:45:01
FactCheck
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:54:01
Poppy
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:06:01
peccili
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:15:01
sexybrain
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:21:01
PatMall
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:24:01
pentagon
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:42:01
reggie
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:45:01
MichelleW
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:48:01
poopface
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:57:01
PatMall
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:03:01
patty
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:06:01
peccili
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:09:01
american
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:12:01
pentagon
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:18:02
patty
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:21:01
Milkman
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:33:01
holly
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:42:01
mrdavis
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:48:01
PatMall
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:51:01
Chrischun
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:09:01
DonaldTrump
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:12:01
milk4dh
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:15:01
idiotboy
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:36:01
patty
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:48:01
MichelleW
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:51:01
MichelleW
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:54:02
dapper
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:57:01
DannyBoy
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:00:01
Milkman
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:03:01
crapface
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:12:01
sexybrain
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:21:01
crapface
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:24:01
milk4dh
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:27:01
Poppy
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:36:01
doodooface
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:48:02
pentagon
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:54:01
patty
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:00:02
idiotboy
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:15:01
thumbsup
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:24:01
american
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:27:01
little
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:36:01
PatMall
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:48:01
holly
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:51:01
thumbsup
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:54:01
DannyBoy
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:06:01
sexybrain
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:15:01
thumbsup
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:18:01
mrdavis
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:24:01
patty
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:27:01
peccili
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:30:01
DonaldTrump
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:39:02
american
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:42:01
milk4dh
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:45:01
holly
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:00:01
reggie
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:03:01
doodooface
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:15:02
doodooface
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:18:01
milk4dh
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:21:01
Chrischun
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:24:01
DannyBoy
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:27:01
DonaldTrump
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:33:01
MichelleW
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:39:01
american
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:45:01
holly
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:48:01
Poppy
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:57:01
milk4dh
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:09:01
doodooface
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:12:01
doodooface
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:15:02
milk4dh
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:18:01
DannyBoy
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:21:02
Milkman
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:27:01
Poppy
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:33:01
milk4dh
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:45:01
Poppy
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:57:01
holly
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:00:01
crapface
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:09:01
Chrischun
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:12:01
yahooligan
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:18:01
poopface
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:21:01
idiotboy
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:30:01
sexybrain
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:33:01
snickerdoo
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:36:01
yahooligan
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:39:01
crapface
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:45:01
chesirecat
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:51:01
yahooligan
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:06:01
mrdavis
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:21:01
MichelleW
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:24:01
milk4dh
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:27:01
holly
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:45:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:57:02
PatMall
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:00:01
Poppy
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:09:01
pentagon
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:18:01
thumbsup
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:24:01
peccili
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:33:02
pentagon
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:36:01
yahooligan
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:39:02
yahooligan
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:42:01
Poppy
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:57:01
RunRonnieRun
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:00:02
mrdavis
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:09:01
reggie
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:12:01
american
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:21:01
snickerdoo
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:24:01
FactCheck
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:30:01
Chrischun
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:36:01
RunRonnieRun
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:39:01
mrdavis
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:42:01
chesirecat
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:45:01
Chrischun
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:54:01
RunRonnieRun
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:57:01
DonaldTrump
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:00:01
Chrischun
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:06:01
doodooface
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:09:01
milk4dh
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:12:01
crapface
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:21:01
idiotboy
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:27:01
Chrischun
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:36:01
little
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:45:01
chesirecat
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:51:01
milk4dh
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:54:01
thumbsup
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:06:01
american
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:09:01
dapper
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:12:01
sexybrain
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:33:02
pentagon
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:36:01
thumbsup
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:39:01
reggie
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:45:01
Chrischun
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:48:01
FactCheck
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:51:01
reggie
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:57:01
crapface
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:06:01
idiotboy
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:12:01
MichelleW
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:15:01
pentagon
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:18:01
sexybrain
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:27:01
crapface
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:36:01
yahooligan
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:42:01
RunRonnieRun
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:00:01
yahooligan
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:18:01
crapface
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:45:01
peccili
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:03:01
snickerdoo
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:24:01
DonaldTrump
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:33:01
dapper
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:00:01
DannyBoy
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:12:01
dapper
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:51:01
pentagon
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:09:01
snickerdoo
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:30:01
DonaldTrump
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:39:01
yahooligan
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:48:01
chesirecat
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:54:02
pentagon
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:00:01
RunRonnieRun
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:06:01
RunRonnieRun
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:15:01
Milkman
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:33:01
thumbsup
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:45:01
FactCheck
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:12:01
little
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:57:01
reggie
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:18:01
yahooligan
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:39:01
reggie
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:48:01

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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
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