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Less than three hours after beginning deliberation, the jury in the second defamation case brought by columnist E. Jean Carroll against former President Donald Trump issues a verdict ordering him to pay her $83.3 million in damages for his defamatory stat...
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PatMall
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 09:48:01
MichelleW
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 10:15:01
reggie
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:33:01
chesirecat
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:36:01
dapper
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:03:01
idiotboy
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:36:02
DannyBoy
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:54:02
RunRonnieRun
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 02:06:01
idiotboy
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:54:01
RunRonnieRun
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 11:18:01
reggie
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:45:01
PatMall
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:18:01
MichelleW
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:06:01
peccili
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:21:01
dapper
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:15:01
peccili
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:27:01
yahooligan
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:12:01
sexybrain
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:48:01
FactCheck
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:24:01
crapface
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:18:01
yahooligan
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:03:02
crapface
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:15:01
crapface
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:21:01
idiotboy
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:30:02
doodooface
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:51:01
reggie
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:45:01
dapper
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:21:01
RunRonnieRun
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:03:01
crapface
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:30:01
chesirecat
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:00:01
FactCheck
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:27:01
little
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:57:01
poopface
You are making a difference.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:03:01
poopface
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:30:02
doodooface
Amen!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:27:01
DonaldTrump
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:57:01
milk4dh
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:33:02
Milkman
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:12:01
peccili
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:42:01
RunRonnieRun
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:03:01
patty
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:06:01
little
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:51:02
FactCheck
FAKE news!!!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:18:02
DonaldTrump
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:24:01
PatMall
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:42:01
patty
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:54:01
sexybrain
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:21:01
DonaldTrump
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 08:00:01
idiotboy
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 08:18:01
idiotboy
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 08:39:02
poopface
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 08:54:01
american
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 09:09:01
sexybrain
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 09:18:02
sexybrain
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 09:57:01
thumbsup
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 10:00:01
Milkman
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 10:18:01
thumbsup
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 11:51:01
thumbsup
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jan 26, 2024, 11:57:01
doodooface
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:45:01
patty
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:33:01
sexybrain
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:36:01
milk4dh
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:45:01
reggie
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:48:01
MichelleW
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 02:12:01
doodooface
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 03:06:01
idiotboy
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:42:01
yahooligan
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:09:01
RunRonnieRun
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:21:01
crapface
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:42:01
FactCheck
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:00:01
mrdavis
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:03:02
idiotboy
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:24:01
reggie
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:36:01
idiotboy
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:27:02
Milkman
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:33:01
thumbsup
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:39:01
Poppy
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:42:01
snickerdoo
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:48:01
holly
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:00:01
DannyBoy
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:03:01
crapface
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:18:01
MichelleW
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:24:01
doodooface
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 09:45:01
RunRonnieRun
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:51:01
reggie
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 11:00:01
DannyBoy
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 11:51:01
thumbsup
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:03:01
milk4dh
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:06:01
peccili
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:09:02
crapface
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:12:01
pentagon
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 12:51:01
patty
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 01:09:01
patty
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 03:51:01
chesirecat
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 04:51:01
PatMall
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 05:03:01
Chrischun
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:12:01
mrdavis
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 06:15:01
chesirecat
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:06:01
little
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:12:01
sexybrain
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 07:30:01
little
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:15:01
chesirecat
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:18:01
mrdavis
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 08:51:01
chesirecat
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:30:01
crapface
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 10:36:01
reggie
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jan 27, 2024, 11:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:00:01
little
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:03:01
mrdavis
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:15:01
thumbsup
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:21:01
thumbsup
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:24:01
yahooligan
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:27:01
DannyBoy
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:30:02
FactCheck
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:36:01
yahooligan
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:39:01
reggie
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:42:01
poopface
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:48:02
yahooligan
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:54:02
FactCheck
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:57:01
holly
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:09:01
PatMall
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:15:01
poopface
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:18:02
idiotboy
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:33:01
poopface
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:42:01
chesirecat
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:45:01
Milkman
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:48:01
crapface
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:06:01
FactCheck
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:15:02
poopface
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:21:01
Milkman
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:27:01
dapper
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:33:01
patty
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:36:01
american
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:42:01
yahooligan
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:51:01
DannyBoy
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:57:01
yahooligan
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:00:01
holly
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:06:01
milk4dh
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:12:01
DonaldTrump
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:42:01
thumbsup
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:45:01
dapper
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:51:01
Chrischun
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:54:01
chesirecat
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:00:01
DannyBoy
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:03:01
Milkman
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:18:01
DonaldTrump
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:21:01
Poppy
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:24:01
poopface
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:27:01
poopface
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:30:01
peccili
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:33:01
idiotboy
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:45:01
yahooligan
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:57:01
reggie
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:00:01
crapface
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:03:01
Milkman
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:12:01
holly
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:18:01
thumbsup
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:33:01
DonaldTrump
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:36:01
chesirecat
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:39:01
crapface
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:45:01
holly
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:57:01
milk4dh
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:03:01
reggie
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:06:01
peccili
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:09:01
peccili
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:12:01
Milkman
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:18:01
patty
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:30:02
american
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:33:01
DannyBoy
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:36:01
idiotboy
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:48:01
little
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:51:01
dapper
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:06:01
milk4dh
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:09:02
PatMall
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:24:01
thumbsup
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:30:01
holly
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:33:01
pentagon
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:39:01
holly
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:45:01
doodooface
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:48:01
pentagon
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:54:01
thumbsup
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:57:01
DannyBoy
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:00:01
american
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:03:01
RunRonnieRun
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:15:01
reggie
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:24:01
poopface
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:36:02
reggie
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:39:01
peccili
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:00:02
MichelleW
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:06:01
poopface
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:12:01
Chrischun
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:15:01
dapper
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:18:01
thumbsup
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:21:01
Milkman
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:39:01
FactCheck
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:48:01
poopface
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:54:01
snickerdoo
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:12:02
doodooface
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:21:01
snickerdoo
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:33:01
peccili
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:39:01
reggie
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:45:01
mrdavis
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:48:01
pentagon
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:54:01
doodooface
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:03:01
crapface
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:15:01
american
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:21:01
patty
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:24:01
FactCheck
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:30:01
peccili
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:36:01
poopface
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:42:01
milk4dh
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:06:01
crapface
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:12:01
sexybrain
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:18:01
holly
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:21:01
peccili
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:24:01
PatMall
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:36:01
doodooface
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:42:01
DannyBoy
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:45:01
FactCheck
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:54:01
american
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 12:57:01
snickerdoo
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:12:01
little
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:18:01
crapface
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:21:01
MichelleW
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:27:01
thumbsup
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:30:01
snickerdoo
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:42:01
dapper
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:45:01
milk4dh
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 01:57:01
Chrischun
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:00:01
FactCheck
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:03:02
chesirecat
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:06:01
pentagon
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:18:01
crapface
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:24:01
dapper
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:36:01
chesirecat
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:48:02
mrdavis
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 02:57:01
Poppy
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:00:02
mrdavis
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:03:01
Poppy
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:06:01
FactCheck
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:12:01
chesirecat
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:27:01
dapper
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:30:02
Chrischun
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:36:01
holly
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:39:01
snickerdoo
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:42:01
MichelleW
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:51:01
sexybrain
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:54:01
dapper
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 03:57:01
patty
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:03:01
FactCheck
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:09:01
Milkman
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:15:01
Chrischun
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:18:01
little
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:21:01
yahooligan
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:33:01
american
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:36:01
Poppy
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:39:01
DonaldTrump
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:48:01
american
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:51:01
american
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 04:57:01
crapface
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:00:01
Milkman
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:03:01
snickerdoo
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:06:02
Chrischun
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:12:01
Chrischun
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:15:01
milk4dh
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:24:01
idiotboy
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:30:01
poopface
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:33:01
Poppy
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:39:01
holly
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:42:01
PatMall
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:48:02
PatMall
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:54:02
thumbsup
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 05:57:01
chesirecat
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:03:01
DonaldTrump
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:06:01
little
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:15:01
snickerdoo
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:27:01
doodooface
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:33:01
DonaldTrump
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:36:01
peccili
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:45:01
pentagon
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:48:01
MichelleW
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:51:01
DonaldTrump
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 06:54:01
snickerdoo
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:15:01
yahooligan
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:27:01
poopface
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:45:01
holly
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 07:54:01
RunRonnieRun
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:03:01
american
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:09:01
dapper
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:12:01
sexybrain
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:15:01
american
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:18:01
MichelleW
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:21:01
dapper
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:30:01
yahooligan
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:42:01
poopface
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:45:02
DannyBoy
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:48:01
poopface
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:54:01
thumbsup
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 08:57:01
FactCheck
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:03:01
chesirecat
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:06:01
MichelleW
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:24:01
Milkman
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:27:01
poopface
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:39:01
snickerdoo
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:45:01
idiotboy
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:54:01
MichelleW
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 09:57:01
idiotboy
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:00:02
yahooligan
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:03:01
RunRonnieRun
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:09:01
doodooface
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:15:01
snickerdoo
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:18:01
FactCheck
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:27:02
FactCheck
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:33:01
thumbsup
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:39:02
FactCheck
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:42:01
thumbsup
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 10:57:01
DannyBoy
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:00:01
crapface
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:06:01
crapface
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:09:01
snickerdoo
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:12:02
sexybrain
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:39:01
patty
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:45:01
FactCheck
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jan 28, 2024, 11:54:01
Poppy
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:06:01
peccili
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:15:01
sexybrain
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:21:01
PatMall
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:24:01
pentagon
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:42:01
reggie
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:45:01
MichelleW
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:48:01
poopface
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:57:01
PatMall
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:03:01
patty
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:06:01
peccili
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:09:01
american
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:12:01
pentagon
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:18:02
patty
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:21:01
Milkman
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:33:01
holly
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:42:01
mrdavis
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:48:01
PatMall
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:51:01
Chrischun
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:09:01
DonaldTrump
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:12:01
milk4dh
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:15:01
idiotboy
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:36:01
patty
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:48:01
MichelleW
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:51:01
MichelleW
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:54:02
dapper
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:57:01
DannyBoy
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:00:01
Milkman
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:03:01
crapface
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:12:01
sexybrain
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:21:01
crapface
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:24:01
milk4dh
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:27:01
Poppy
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:36:01
doodooface
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:48:02
pentagon
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:54:01
patty
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:00:02
idiotboy
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:15:01
thumbsup
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:24:01
american
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:27:01
little
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:36:01
PatMall
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:48:01
holly
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:51:01
thumbsup
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:54:01
DannyBoy
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:06:01
sexybrain
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:15:01
thumbsup
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:18:01
mrdavis
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:24:01
patty
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:27:01
peccili
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:30:01
DonaldTrump
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:39:02
american
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:42:01
milk4dh
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:45:01
holly
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:00:01
reggie
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:03:01
doodooface
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:15:02
doodooface
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:18:01
milk4dh
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:21:01
Chrischun
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:24:01
DannyBoy
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:27:01
DonaldTrump
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:33:01
MichelleW
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:39:01
american
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:45:01
holly
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:48:01
Poppy
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:57:01
milk4dh
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:09:01
doodooface
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:12:01
doodooface
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:15:02
milk4dh
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:18:01
DannyBoy
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:21:02
Milkman
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:27:01
Poppy
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:33:01
milk4dh
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:45:01
Poppy
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:57:01
holly
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:00:01
crapface
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:09:01
Chrischun
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:12:01
yahooligan
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:18:01
poopface
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:21:01
idiotboy
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:30:01
sexybrain
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:33:01
snickerdoo
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:36:01
yahooligan
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:39:01
crapface
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:45:01
chesirecat
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:51:01
yahooligan
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:06:01
mrdavis
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:21:01
MichelleW
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:24:01
milk4dh
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:27:01
holly
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:45:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:57:02
PatMall
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:00:01
Poppy
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:09:01
pentagon
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:18:01
thumbsup
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:24:01
peccili
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:33:02
pentagon
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:36:01
yahooligan
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:39:02
yahooligan
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:42:01
Poppy
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:57:01
RunRonnieRun
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:00:02
mrdavis
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:09:01
reggie
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:12:01
american
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:21:01
snickerdoo
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:24:01
FactCheck
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:30:01
Chrischun
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:36:01
RunRonnieRun
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:39:01
mrdavis
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:42:01
chesirecat
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:45:01
Chrischun
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:54:01
RunRonnieRun
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 11:57:01
DonaldTrump
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:00:01
Chrischun
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:06:01
doodooface
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:09:01
milk4dh
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:12:01
crapface
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:21:01
idiotboy
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:27:01
Chrischun
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:36:01
little
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:45:01
chesirecat
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:51:01
milk4dh
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 12:54:01
thumbsup
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:06:01
american
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:09:01
dapper
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:12:01
sexybrain
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:33:02
pentagon
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:36:01
thumbsup
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:39:01
reggie
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:45:01
Chrischun
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:48:01
FactCheck
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:51:01
reggie
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 01:57:01
crapface
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:06:01
idiotboy
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:12:01
MichelleW
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:15:01
pentagon
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:18:01
sexybrain
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:27:01
crapface
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:36:01
yahooligan
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 02:42:01
RunRonnieRun
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:00:01
yahooligan
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:18:01
crapface
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 03:45:01
peccili
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 04:03:01
snickerdoo
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
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DonaldTrump
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
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dapper
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:00:01
DannyBoy
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:12:01
dapper
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 05:51:01
pentagon
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:09:01
snickerdoo
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:30:01
DonaldTrump
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:39:01
yahooligan
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:48:01
chesirecat
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 06:54:02
pentagon
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:00:01
RunRonnieRun
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:06:01
RunRonnieRun
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:15:01
Milkman
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:33:01
thumbsup
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 07:45:01
FactCheck
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 08:12:01
little
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 09:57:01
reggie
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:18:01
yahooligan
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jan 29, 2024, 10:39:01
reggie
Best day ever!
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