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dapper
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Feb 2, 2024, 08:42:01
patty
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Feb 2, 2024, 10:48:01
MichelleW
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 02:21:01
pentagon
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 05:45:01
Milkman
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 08:54:01
Chrischun
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 11:21:01
peccili
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:57:01
american
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 08:00:01
poopface
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 09:42:01
Chrischun
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:21:01
dapper
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:09:01
Poppy
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:45:02
american
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:15:01
dapper
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:36:01
idiotboy
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:45:01
patty
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:09:01
poopface
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:51:01
idiotboy
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:57:01
MichelleW
Your name suits you to a T.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:36:01
DannyBoy
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:06:02
PatMall
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:45:01
holly
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:51:01
Poppy
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:57:01
PatMall
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:42:01
mrdavis
The only journey is the one within.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:45:01
peccili
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:48:02
sexybrain
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:57:01
snickerdoo
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:15:01
FactCheck
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:39:01
doodooface
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:42:01
DonaldTrump
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:06:01
FactCheck
You have impeccable manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:42:01
RunRonnieRun
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:45:01
american
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:39:01
peccili
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:09:01
MichelleW
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:48:01
Chrischun
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:09:01
Milkman
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:39:01
crapface
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:12:01
yahooligan
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:27:01
patty
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:30:01
Chrischun
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:39:01
milk4dh
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:33:02
Chrischun
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:03:01
peccili
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:03:01
american
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:09:01
doodooface
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:51:01
patty
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:36:01
doodooface
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:33:01
mrdavis
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:06:01
little
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:21:01
Chrischun
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:42:01
holly
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:48:01
patty
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:09:01
idiotboy
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Feb 2, 2024, 08:15:01
snickerdoo
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Feb 2, 2024, 10:00:01
idiotboy
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Feb 2, 2024, 10:09:01
PatMall
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Feb 2, 2024, 11:09:01
MichelleW
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Feb 2, 2024, 11:48:01
idiotboy
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 12:12:01
doodooface
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 12:18:01
mrdavis
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 12:45:02
sexybrain
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 01:54:01
mrdavis
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 02:39:01
doodooface
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 04:24:01
RunRonnieRun
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 05:39:01
DonaldTrump
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 05:51:01
dapper
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 06:48:01
patty
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 06:54:01
Chrischun
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:00:02
PatMall
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:12:01
reggie
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:27:02
pentagon
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:51:01
DonaldTrump
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:57:01
little
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 08:00:01
milk4dh
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 08:39:01
DannyBoy
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 09:21:02
Milkman
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 09:30:01
dapper
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 09:39:01
MichelleW
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 10:21:01
Chrischun
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 10:24:01
Poppy
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 10:39:01
poopface
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 12:06:01
crapface
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 12:42:01
american
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 01:21:01
DannyBoy
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 01:39:01
Poppy
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 01:54:01
mrdavis
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 01:57:01
sexybrain
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 02:54:01
patty
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 02:57:02
Chrischun
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 03:15:01
dapper
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 03:18:01
thumbsup
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 04:06:01
Chrischun
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 05:06:01
yahooligan
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 05:21:01
dapper
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 05:42:01
Poppy
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 05:51:01
MichelleW
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:00:01
peccili
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:36:01
Milkman
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:48:01
dapper
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 07:54:01
poopface
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 08:09:01
holly
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 08:18:01
american
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 09:18:01
doodooface
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 09:54:01
little
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 10:00:01
chesirecat
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 10:33:01
reggie
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 10:45:01
RunRonnieRun
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 11:12:01
american
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 11:30:01
peccili
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 11:33:01
Chrischun
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 11:36:01
PatMall
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Feb 3, 2024, 11:45:01
DannyBoy
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:00:01
american
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:15:01
crapface
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:24:01
MichelleW
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:30:01
holly
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:33:02
thumbsup
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:54:02
reggie
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:57:01
chesirecat
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:09:01
mrdavis
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:12:02
RunRonnieRun
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:21:01
Milkman
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:33:01
Milkman
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:39:01
dapper
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:42:01
doodooface
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:48:01
patty
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:03:01
peccili
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:15:01
crapface
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:21:01
poopface
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:27:01
yahooligan
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:39:01
holly
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:42:01
holly
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:45:01
milk4dh
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:48:01
patty
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:57:01
holly
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:06:01
pentagon
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:12:02
patty
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:18:01
FactCheck
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:21:01
poopface
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:27:01
snickerdoo
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:30:01
FactCheck
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:33:01
reggie
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:36:01
crapface
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:39:01
PatMall
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:42:01
patty
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:45:01
pentagon
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:48:01
idiotboy
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:51:02
DannyBoy
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:09:01
american
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:12:01
dapper
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:21:01
milk4dh
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:24:01
Milkman
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:27:01
snickerdoo
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:33:01
thumbsup
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:42:01
yahooligan
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:51:01
snickerdoo
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:54:01
idiotboy
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:57:01
crapface
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:00:01
holly
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:03:01
RunRonnieRun
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:12:01
idiotboy
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:36:01
mrdavis
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:45:01
MichelleW
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:48:01
thumbsup
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:51:01
pentagon
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:00:01
dapper
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:03:01
little
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:06:01
thumbsup
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:21:01
sexybrain
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:24:01
dapper
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:33:01
RunRonnieRun
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:00:02
sexybrain
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:12:01
DannyBoy
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:18:01
yahooligan
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:54:02
MichelleW
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:00:01
doodooface
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:03:01
PatMall
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:09:01
DonaldTrump
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:24:02
FactCheck
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:30:02
idiotboy
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:36:01
FactCheck
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:39:01
snickerdoo
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:45:01
crapface
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:48:01
pentagon
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:00:01
idiotboy
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:09:01
thumbsup
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:12:01
reggie
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:18:01
Poppy
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:24:01
Milkman
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:33:01
dapper
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:51:01
dapper
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:57:01
patty
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:00:01
Poppy
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:18:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:27:01
MichelleW
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:30:01
FactCheck
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:33:02
MichelleW
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:39:01
Milkman
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:42:01
DannyBoy
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:45:01
Chrischun
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:51:01
pentagon
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:54:01
DannyBoy
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:57:01
idiotboy
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:00:01
milk4dh
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:03:01
Poppy
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:06:01
mrdavis
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:18:01
Poppy
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:27:01
PatMall
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:33:01
sexybrain
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:42:01
DannyBoy
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:54:01
sexybrain
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:00:01
sexybrain
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:06:01
chesirecat
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:12:01
idiotboy
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:15:01
MichelleW
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:18:01
little
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:30:01
american
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:33:01
yahooligan
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:36:01
Chrischun
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:39:01
Poppy
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:42:01
Poppy
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:48:01
snickerdoo
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:54:01
patty
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 12:57:01
pentagon
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:03:01
Milkman
You light up the room.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:06:01
little
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:12:01
american
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:18:01
thumbsup
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:27:01
peccili
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:36:02
DonaldTrump
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:48:01
yahooligan
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 01:54:01
thumbsup
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:03:01
DannyBoy
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:06:01
mrdavis
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:15:01
DannyBoy
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:21:02
doodooface
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:24:02
PatMall
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:42:01
peccili
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 02:48:01
FactCheck
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:06:01
patty
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:09:01
milk4dh
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:24:01
patty
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:33:01
reggie
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:36:01
thumbsup
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:45:01
DonaldTrump
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:48:01
thumbsup
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:51:02
Milkman
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 03:54:01
american
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:06:01
reggie
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:09:01
patty
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:12:01
patty
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:15:01
snickerdoo
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:18:01
crapface
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:21:01
MichelleW
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:24:01
peccili
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:30:01
doodooface
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:33:01
FactCheck
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:42:02
DonaldTrump
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:45:01
peccili
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:51:02
MichelleW
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 04:54:02
snickerdoo
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:00:02
RunRonnieRun
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:03:01
crapface
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:18:01
poopface
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:24:01
crapface
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:33:01
holly
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:36:01
milk4dh
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:39:01
doodooface
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 05:51:01
snickerdoo
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:09:02
poopface
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:12:01
patty
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:21:01
DannyBoy
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:30:01
yahooligan
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 06:57:02
crapface
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:09:01
Milkman
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:18:01
mrdavis
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:21:01
PatMall
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:24:01
Milkman
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:27:01
sexybrain
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:30:01
yahooligan
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:33:01
yahooligan
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:36:01
milk4dh
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:42:01
crapface
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:45:02
mrdavis
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:48:01
milk4dh
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 07:51:01
Chrischun
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:00:01
Poppy
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:06:02
PatMall
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:15:01
dapper
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:33:01
poopface
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:36:01
RunRonnieRun
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:51:01
american
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:54:01
sexybrain
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 08:57:01
american
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:00:01
FactCheck
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:12:02
crapface
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:15:02
chesirecat
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:21:01
PatMall
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:30:01
mrdavis
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:36:01
reggie
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:39:01
chesirecat
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:45:01
FactCheck
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:48:01
reggie
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 09:57:01
sexybrain
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:12:01
chesirecat
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:30:01
little
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:39:02
Chrischun
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:51:01
snickerdoo
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 10:57:01
peccili
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:00:01
Milkman
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:12:01
DonaldTrump
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:15:01
patty
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:18:01
little
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:21:01
mrdavis
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:27:01
pentagon
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:30:01
little
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:36:01
chesirecat
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:39:01
MichelleW
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:51:01
MichelleW
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Feb 4, 2024, 11:57:01
snickerdoo
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:00:01
chesirecat
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:06:01
Milkman
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:12:01
MichelleW
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:15:01
snickerdoo
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:18:01
Poppy
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:24:01
snickerdoo
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:27:01
yahooligan
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:45:02
yahooligan
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:48:02
idiotboy
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:51:01
holly
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:57:01
Milkman
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:00:01
MichelleW
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:24:02
holly
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:33:01
dapper
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:48:01
Poppy
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:00:01
Chrischun
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:03:02
DonaldTrump
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:09:01
PatMall
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:15:01
peccili
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:21:02
snickerdoo
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:33:01
little
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:36:01
FactCheck
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:42:01
FactCheck
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:45:01
snickerdoo
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:51:02
pentagon
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:57:01
Milkman
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:03:02
yahooligan
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:18:01
crapface
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:21:02
DonaldTrump
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:30:01
Milkman
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:36:01
pentagon
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:45:02
crapface
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:51:01
MichelleW
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:54:01
poopface
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:57:01
little
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:06:01
FactCheck
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:18:01
sexybrain
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:30:01
chesirecat
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:45:02
Poppy
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:51:01
PatMall
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:54:01
Milkman
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:57:01
Poppy
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:03:01
DannyBoy
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:06:01
crapface
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:09:01
thumbsup
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:15:02
Poppy
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:18:02
pentagon
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:21:01
Milkman
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:24:01
PatMall
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:27:01
holly
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:30:02
idiotboy
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:33:01
yahooligan
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:36:01
dapper
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:42:01
Poppy
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:00:01
crapface
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:06:01
Chrischun
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:18:02
mrdavis
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:27:01
Chrischun
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:33:01
dapper
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:45:01
chesirecat
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:51:01
snickerdoo
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:57:01
Chrischun
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:03:01
snickerdoo
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:12:01
mrdavis
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:18:01
chesirecat
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:24:01
little
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:27:01
reggie
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:30:01
american
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:36:01
DannyBoy
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:06:01
patty
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:12:01
milk4dh
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:15:01
Poppy
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:24:02
patty
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:27:01
thumbsup
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:48:01
chesirecat
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:54:01
dapper
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:57:01
PatMall
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:06:01
RunRonnieRun
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:09:01
poopface
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:15:01
Poppy
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:27:01
peccili
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:36:01
mrdavis
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:39:01
poopface
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:48:01
milk4dh
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:57:01
DonaldTrump
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:00:01
DonaldTrump
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:06:01
Milkman
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:24:01
Poppy
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:27:01
milk4dh
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:30:02
doodooface
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:33:02
milk4dh
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:42:01
idiotboy
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:54:01
PatMall
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:18:01
RunRonnieRun
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:21:01
DannyBoy
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:24:01
RunRonnieRun
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:27:02
peccili
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:30:02
Poppy
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:33:01
Poppy
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:39:01
mrdavis
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:54:01
FactCheck
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:00:01
DonaldTrump
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:21:01
PatMall
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:24:01
sexybrain
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:27:01
MichelleW
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:30:01
PatMall
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:45:01
american
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:48:01
holly
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:51:01
crapface
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:54:02
american
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 12:57:01
DannyBoy
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:00:01
holly
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:24:01
little
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:27:01
crapface
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:30:01
peccili
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:48:01
reggie
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 01:51:01
peccili
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:06:01
Milkman
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:36:01
snickerdoo
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:39:01
Chrischun
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:42:01
Milkman
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 02:51:01
idiotboy
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:00:02
crapface
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:09:01
mrdavis
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:15:01
Poppy
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:33:01
MichelleW
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:48:01
DannyBoy
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:51:01
doodooface
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:54:01
poopface
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 03:57:01
Chrischun
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:03:01
peccili
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:09:01
doodooface
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:48:02
poopface
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:51:01
DannyBoy
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 04:54:01
milk4dh
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:00:01
PatMall
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:03:01
reggie
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:12:01
pentagon
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:15:01
yahooligan
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:18:01
MichelleW
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:27:01
thumbsup
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:30:02
Milkman
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:36:01
DonaldTrump
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:39:01
idiotboy
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:42:01
DannyBoy
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 05:51:01
Chrischun
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:18:01
MichelleW
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:24:01
DannyBoy
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:36:01
american
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:42:01
pentagon
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:48:02
Poppy
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 06:57:01
little
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:00:01
holly
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:03:02
Chrischun
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:09:01
doodooface
You light up the room.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:15:01
holly
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:21:01
poopface
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:24:01
idiotboy
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:33:01
patty
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:36:01
Milkman
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:45:01
crapface
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 07:57:01
snickerdoo
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:00:01
MichelleW
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:42:01
crapface
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:54:01
Poppy
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:12:01
PatMall
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:15:01
milk4dh
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:33:01
snickerdoo
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:36:01
crapface
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:27:01
poopface
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:03:01
doodooface
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:12:01
crapface
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:27:01
thumbsup
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:39:01
Poppy
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:54:01

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pentagon
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
pentagon | Mar 1, 2024 at 06:57
snickerdoo
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
snickerdoo | Mar 1, 2024 at 06:54
peccili
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
peccili | Mar 1, 2024 at 06:48
MichelleW
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
MichelleW | Mar 1, 2024 at 06:45
PatMall
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
PatMall | Mar 1, 2024 at 06:39
milk4dh
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
milk4dh | Mar 1, 2024 at 06:33
DonaldTrump
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
DonaldTrump | Mar 1, 2024 at 06:27
crapface
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
crapface | Mar 1, 2024 at 06:21