Fri, Jul 19, 2024, 10:10:36
 
blarify
Fan theories about Taylor Swift's upcoming album have exploded on social media.
Added 6 Months ago (Monday, Feb 5, 2024, 08:00)
rated 2457 times (+2456)  (-1) - comments: 703 - hits: 15109 - www.yahoo.com

Comments

dapper
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:33:01
DonaldTrump
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:21:01
pentagon
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:36:01
thumbsup
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:18:01
snickerdoo
You seem to really know who you are.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:36:01
DannyBoy
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:39:02
FactCheck
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:51:01
holly
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:27:01
thumbsup
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:03:01
reggie
Trump 2024!
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:24:01
poopface
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:09:01
thumbsup
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:18:01
doodooface
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:57:01
FactCheck
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:06:01
snickerdoo
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:27:01
patty
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:42:01
patty
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:00:01
idiotboy
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:42:01
thumbsup
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:45:02
idiotboy
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:48:02
DonaldTrump
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:06:01
MichelleW
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:24:01
crapface
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:18:01
thumbsup
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:36:01
DonaldTrump
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:54:01
PatMall
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:03:01
FactCheck
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:39:01
doodooface
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:54:01
poopface
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:27:01
mrdavis
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:39:01
dapper
Love it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:54:01
little
This is not happening.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:45:01
PatMall
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:33:01
poopface
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:00:01
yahooligan
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:06:01
MichelleW
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:24:01
patty
You're a great example to others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:39:01
chesirecat
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:24:01
snickerdoo
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:24:01
chesirecat
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:48:01
holly
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:24:02
DannyBoy
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:36:01
PatMall
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:21:01
chesirecat
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:06:01
doodooface
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:42:01
sexybrain
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:03:01
Milkman
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:27:01
Poppy
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:36:01
milk4dh
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:57:01
peccili
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:06:01
PatMall
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:12:01
peccili
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:00:01
chesirecat
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:33:01
MichelleW
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:57:01
peccili
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:39:02
Chrischun
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:48:01
little
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:15:01
holly
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:12:02
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:36:01
crapface
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:39:01
little
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:09:02
pentagon
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:18:01
peccili
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:18:01
poopface
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:45:01
MichelleW
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:30:01
Chrischun
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:33:02
thumbsup
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:39:01
yahooligan
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:33:01
patty
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:48:01
milk4dh
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:21:01
Poppy
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:12:01
milk4dh
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:27:01
mrdavis
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:30:01
holly
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:36:01
thumbsup
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:48:01
chesirecat
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:51:01
dapper
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:06:01
little
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:18:01
FactCheck
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:21:01
chesirecat
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:24:01
Milkman
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:42:01
FactCheck
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:57:01
MichelleW
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:00:01
PatMall
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:12:01
DannyBoy
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:39:01
doodooface
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:45:01
Poppy
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:51:01
crapface
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:00:01
doodooface
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:33:01
peccili
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:57:02
Poppy
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:06:01
little
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:12:01
thumbsup
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:18:01
DonaldTrump
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:30:01
Milkman
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:33:01
thumbsup
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:39:01
milk4dh
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:42:01
american
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:48:01
Poppy
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:51:01
PatMall
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:57:01
MichelleW
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:00:01
Chrischun
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:03:01
PatMall
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:09:01
milk4dh
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:15:01
holly
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:21:01
Chrischun
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:42:01
Milkman
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:45:01
peccili
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:48:01
dapper
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:51:01
Poppy
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:57:01
crapface
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:09:01
mrdavis
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:18:01
DannyBoy
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:21:01
Poppy
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:33:01
patty
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:51:01
mrdavis
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:00:01
yahooligan
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:03:01
Milkman
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:24:01
doodooface
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:27:01
snickerdoo
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:33:01
sexybrain
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:36:01
yahooligan
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:39:02
RunRonnieRun
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:45:02
DannyBoy
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:00:01
idiotboy
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:09:01
doodooface
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:12:01
reggie
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:18:02
dapper
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:30:01
poopface
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:42:01
FactCheck
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:51:01
mrdavis
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:54:01
yahooligan
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:57:01
PatMall
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:00:02
DonaldTrump
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:06:01
idiotboy
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:09:02
american
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:12:01
PatMall
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:15:02
MichelleW
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:30:01
yahooligan
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:39:01
doodooface
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:42:01
doodooface
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:45:01
pentagon
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:54:01
patty
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:15:01
PatMall
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:21:01
mrdavis
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:39:01
DannyBoy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:54:01
yahooligan
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:03:02
sexybrain
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:06:01
crapface
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:12:01
milk4dh
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:15:01
DonaldTrump
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:27:01
snickerdoo
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:36:01
DannyBoy
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:42:01
holly
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:48:01
pentagon
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:54:01
Poppy
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:00:01
peccili
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:03:01
FactCheck
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:06:01
reggie
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:15:01
DonaldTrump
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:21:01
idiotboy
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:39:01
little
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:48:01
holly
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:00:02
poopface
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:12:01
milk4dh
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:15:01
pentagon
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:21:01
Chrischun
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:24:01
snickerdoo
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:33:01
chesirecat
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:45:01
dapper
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:51:01
idiotboy
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:54:01
peccili
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:03:01
peccili
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:12:01
crapface
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:18:02
mrdavis
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:21:01
patty
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:24:01
PatMall
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:27:01
snickerdoo
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:33:02
DannyBoy
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:36:02
thumbsup
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:39:01
snickerdoo
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:48:01
thumbsup
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:51:01
thumbsup
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:54:01
chesirecat
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:00:02
chesirecat
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:03:01
DonaldTrump
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:18:01
milk4dh
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:30:01
american
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:33:01
american
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:39:01
chesirecat
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:51:01
DonaldTrump
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:00:01
thumbsup
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:06:01
PatMall
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:09:01
PatMall
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:12:01
MichelleW
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:21:01
FactCheck
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:27:01
poopface
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:36:01
peccili
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:39:01
DonaldTrump
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:45:01
MichelleW
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:03:01
thumbsup
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:09:01
idiotboy
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:15:02
milk4dh
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:18:01
thumbsup
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:24:01
DonaldTrump
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:30:01
milk4dh
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:33:01
holly
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:39:01
mrdavis
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:51:01
little
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:09:01
crapface
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:21:01
peccili
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:27:01
MichelleW
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:30:01
doodooface
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:45:01
crapface
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:51:01
little
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:54:01
mrdavis
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:00:01
Chrischun
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:09:01
crapface
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:15:01
american
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:30:02
little
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:33:01
little
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:42:01
Chrischun
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:51:01
holly
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:06:01
idiotboy
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:21:01
reggie
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:24:01
little
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:30:01
Poppy
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:33:02
Chrischun
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:45:01
little
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:51:01
holly
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:57:01
peccili
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:03:01
MichelleW
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:15:01
milk4dh
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:21:01
holly
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:39:01
patty
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:48:01
little
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:54:01
RunRonnieRun
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:57:01
MichelleW
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:09:01
DonaldTrump
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:12:01
peccili
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:18:01
DonaldTrump
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:33:01
american
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:36:01
milk4dh
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:39:01
little
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:42:01
DannyBoy
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:48:01
Milkman
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:51:01
holly
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:06:01
mrdavis
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:12:01
milk4dh
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:21:01
yahooligan
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:24:01
snickerdoo
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:33:01
american
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:36:01
chesirecat
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:45:01
DannyBoy
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:54:01
DannyBoy
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:15:01
MichelleW
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:27:01
MichelleW
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:30:02
pentagon
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:33:01
dapper
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:39:01
MichelleW
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:42:01
patty
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:48:01
patty
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:51:02
PatMall
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:00:01
milk4dh
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:03:01
idiotboy
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:09:01
DannyBoy
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:15:01
american
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:21:01
DonaldTrump
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:30:01
poopface
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:48:02
pentagon
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:54:01
milk4dh
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:00:01
peccili
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:15:01
idiotboy
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:21:02
american
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:27:02
doodooface
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:39:01
Chrischun
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:42:01
crapface
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:51:01
PatMall
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:00:01
PatMall
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:03:01
holly
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:09:01
mrdavis
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:15:01
yahooligan
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:18:01
mrdavis
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:24:01
Milkman
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:36:01
Chrischun
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:39:01
peccili
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:54:01
little
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:57:01
snickerdoo
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:00:01
mrdavis
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:06:01
Chrischun
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:15:01
crapface
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:18:02
Milkman
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:30:01
reggie
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:39:01
little
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:42:01
chesirecat
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:48:01
Milkman
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:54:01
yahooligan
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:03:01
MichelleW
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:09:01
idiotboy
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:12:01
holly
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:24:01
MichelleW
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:27:01
crapface
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:30:01
FactCheck
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:36:01
patty
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:39:01
sexybrain
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:42:02
holly
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:51:01
yahooligan
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:54:01
snickerdoo
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:57:01
crapface
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:03:01
FactCheck
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:06:01
crapface
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:15:01
mrdavis
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:18:01
patty
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:33:02
FactCheck
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:39:01
dapper
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:48:01
little
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:51:01
poopface
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:57:02
DannyBoy
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:00:02
Poppy
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:09:01
Chrischun
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:30:01
DannyBoy
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:33:01
american
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:42:01
MichelleW
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:45:01
dapper
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:48:01
mrdavis
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:12:01
reggie
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:15:01
FactCheck
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:30:01
reggie
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:39:02
MichelleW
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:42:01
little
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:45:01
american
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:48:01
reggie
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:00:01
sexybrain
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:09:01
MichelleW
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:12:01
FactCheck
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:18:01
RunRonnieRun
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:21:01
holly
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:27:01
RunRonnieRun
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:33:01
holly
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:42:02
Poppy
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:45:01
Poppy
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:48:01
DonaldTrump
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:54:01
reggie
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:57:01
DannyBoy
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:03:01
Chrischun
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:12:01
Poppy
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:18:01
dapper
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:21:01
doodooface
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:24:02
holly
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:30:01
idiotboy
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:39:01
MichelleW
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:42:01
idiotboy
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:48:01
MichelleW
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:57:01
doodooface
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:03:01
little
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:09:01
MichelleW
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:12:02
mrdavis
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:15:02
yahooligan
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:30:01
PatMall
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:42:01
sexybrain
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:54:01
Poppy
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:57:01
reggie
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:03:01
MichelleW
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:18:01
sexybrain
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:27:02
holly
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:30:01
peccili
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:33:01
thumbsup
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:42:01
snickerdoo
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:45:01
yahooligan
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:48:01
poopface
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:51:01
reggie
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:57:01
american
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:06:01
snickerdoo
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:09:02
reggie
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:12:01
yahooligan
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:15:01
Milkman
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:24:01
FactCheck
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:30:01
poopface
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:39:01
FactCheck
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:42:01
thumbsup
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:45:01
thumbsup
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:48:01
reggie
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:51:01
Milkman
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:57:01
MichelleW
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:00:01
Milkman
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:12:01
chesirecat
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:24:01
reggie
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:30:01
Poppy
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:36:01
Chrischun
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:39:01
FactCheck
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:42:01
sexybrain
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:45:01
sexybrain
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:51:01
poopface
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:03:01
chesirecat
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:06:01
Milkman
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:09:01
Chrischun
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:30:01
DonaldTrump
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:36:01
snickerdoo
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:48:01
MichelleW
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:54:02
Chrischun
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:57:01
sexybrain
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:03:01
snickerdoo
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:12:01
sexybrain
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:21:01
american
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:24:01
PatMall
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:27:01
PatMall
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:30:01
idiotboy
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:39:01
chesirecat
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:45:01
Milkman
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:48:02
milk4dh
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:54:01
holly
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:57:01
reggie
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:00:01
DannyBoy
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:06:01
DonaldTrump
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:09:01
patty
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:24:01
patty
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:42:01
snickerdoo
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:45:01
DonaldTrump
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:03:01
Milkman
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:12:01
Milkman
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:21:01
Milkman
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:24:01
chesirecat
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:27:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:33:02
DonaldTrump
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:36:01
sexybrain
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:39:01
DonaldTrump
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:45:01
poopface
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:54:01
holly
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:03:01
mrdavis
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:06:01
reggie
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:09:01
Chrischun
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:18:01
milk4dh
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:24:01
snickerdoo
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:48:02
Poppy
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:51:02
snickerdoo
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:54:01
MichelleW
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:57:01
PatMall
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:00:01
thumbsup
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:03:01
peccili
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:15:01
Milkman
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:42:01
american
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:45:01
snickerdoo
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:57:01
MichelleW
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:12:01
Milkman
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:15:01
thumbsup
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:21:01
american
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:24:01
PatMall
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:36:01
crapface
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:39:01
milk4dh
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:48:01
milk4dh
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:57:01
poopface
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:06:01
FactCheck
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:12:01
RunRonnieRun
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:15:02
doodooface
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:24:01
crapface
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:42:01
peccili
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:45:02
little
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:57:01
snickerdoo
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:03:01
FactCheck
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:06:01
FactCheck
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:18:01
mrdavis
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:27:01
thumbsup
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:33:02
Milkman
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:42:01
reggie
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:51:01
snickerdoo
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:00:01
Poppy
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:15:01
milk4dh
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:18:01
poopface
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:24:01
doodooface
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:36:01
chesirecat
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:42:01
reggie
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:48:01
doodooface
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:54:01
doodooface
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:00:01
poopface
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:03:01
PatMall
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:06:01
DonaldTrump
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:09:01
Poppy
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:12:01
pentagon
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:15:01
little
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:18:02
MichelleW
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:33:01
patty
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:42:01
pentagon
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:45:01
MichelleW
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:51:01
PatMall
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:57:01
Poppy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:03:01
sexybrain
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:09:02
Poppy
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:12:01
peccili
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:21:02
holly
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:30:01
american
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:33:01
PatMall
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:39:01
DannyBoy
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:42:01
holly
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:45:01
thumbsup
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:54:01
DonaldTrump
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:00:01
sexybrain
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:03:01
reggie
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:06:01
dapper
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:09:01
thumbsup
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:15:02
MichelleW
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:18:01
american
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:21:01
FactCheck
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:42:01
FactCheck
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:45:01
DonaldTrump
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:48:01
crapface
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:54:01
sexybrain
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:57:01
yahooligan
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:06:01
dapper
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:09:01
chesirecat
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:12:02
mrdavis
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:15:02
american
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:18:02
Milkman
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:21:01
dapper
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:24:01
yahooligan
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:33:01
yahooligan
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:42:01
patty
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:45:01
holly
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:48:01
reggie
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:51:01
holly
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:54:01
Poppy
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:57:01
MichelleW
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:00:01
little
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:06:01
sexybrain
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:12:01
patty
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:15:01
FactCheck
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:18:01
thumbsup
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:21:01
FactCheck
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:27:01
peccili
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:45:01
poopface
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:48:01
little
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:15:01
thumbsup
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:24:02
doodooface
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:27:01
thumbsup
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:30:01
RunRonnieRun
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:36:01
DannyBoy
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:09:01
Milkman
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:24:01
yahooligan
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:33:02
little
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:36:01
little
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:42:01
little
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:45:01
DannyBoy
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:48:01
holly
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:51:01
idiotboy
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:54:01
DonaldTrump
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:03:01
DonaldTrump
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:09:01
reggie
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:27:01
doodooface
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:30:01
little
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:36:01
pentagon
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:39:01
idiotboy
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:54:01
little
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:00:01
RunRonnieRun
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:03:01
little
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:06:02
thumbsup
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:09:01
dapper
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:15:01
DonaldTrump
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:18:01
doodooface
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:21:01
holly
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:27:01
milk4dh
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:30:01
holly
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:36:01
Milkman
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:39:01
crapface
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:42:01
RunRonnieRun
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:12:02
crapface
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:24:01
patty
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:27:01
reggie
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:30:01
pentagon
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:36:01
snickerdoo
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:51:01
patty
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:03:01
mrdavis
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:06:01
mrdavis
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:09:01
reggie
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:12:01
patty
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:18:01
idiotboy
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:21:01
holly
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:27:01
idiotboy
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:33:01
little
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:39:01
chesirecat
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:42:01
idiotboy
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:54:01
doodooface
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:00:01
chesirecat
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:15:01
poopface
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:21:01
yahooligan
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:24:01
Milkman
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:27:02
pentagon
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:48:01
PatMall
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:57:01
patty
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:03:01
DonaldTrump
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:21:01
american
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:36:01
pentagon
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:39:02
PatMall
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:51:01
DannyBoy
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:57:01
PatMall
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:03:01
Chrischun
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:09:01
peccili
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:12:01
idiotboy
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:15:01
RunRonnieRun
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:18:01
crapface
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:21:02
DonaldTrump
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:24:01
Poppy
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:27:01
american
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:30:01
holly
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:33:01
chesirecat
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:36:01
dapper
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:39:01
little
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:45:01
crapface
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:57:01
poopface
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:09:02
DonaldTrump
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:18:01
DonaldTrump
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:33:01
dapper
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:36:02
little
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:48:02
dapper
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:51:01
mrdavis
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:09:01
snickerdoo
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:27:02
DonaldTrump
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:42:01
MichelleW
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:48:01
Poppy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:09:01
DannyBoy
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:15:01
Chrischun
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:21:01
Chrischun
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:24:01
poopface
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:33:01
mrdavis
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:36:01
chesirecat
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:48:01
Poppy
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:51:01
mrdavis
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:54:01
DonaldTrump
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:06:01
peccili
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:15:01
yahooligan
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:18:01
american
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:21:01
DannyBoy
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:30:02
pentagon
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:36:01
doodooface
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:42:01
Chrischun
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:57:01
Chrischun
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:00:01
chesirecat
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:06:01
FactCheck
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:09:01
DonaldTrump
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:12:01
dapper
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:15:01
DannyBoy
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:18:01
doodooface
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:30:01
PatMall
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:36:01
Poppy
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:42:01
american
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:45:01
FactCheck
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:54:01
poopface
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:00:02
mrdavis
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:03:01
doodooface
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:06:01
DannyBoy
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:24:01
yahooligan
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:27:01
patty
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:33:01
FactCheck
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:45:01
idiotboy
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:54:01
chesirecat
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:00:01
poopface
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:03:01
chesirecat
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:39:01
holly
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:09:01
thumbsup
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:12:01
idiotboy
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:15:01
little
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:18:01
patty
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:24:01
Poppy
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:27:01
poopface
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:30:01
reggie
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:33:01
chesirecat
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:39:01
mrdavis
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:42:01
DonaldTrump
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:54:02
pentagon
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:03:01
thumbsup
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:06:01
milk4dh
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:18:01
yahooligan
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:21:01
poopface
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:27:01
Poppy
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:30:01
holly
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:51:01
Chrischun
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:54:01
poopface
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:15:01
mrdavis
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:33:01
Milkman
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:00:01
snickerdoo
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:03:01
snickerdoo
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:06:01
american
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:09:01
idiotboy
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:45:01
crapface
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:48:01
FactCheck
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:12:01
peccili
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:21:01
pentagon
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:24:01
thumbsup
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:30:02
peccili
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:39:01
sexybrain
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:42:01
Poppy
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:48:02
milk4dh
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:57:01

Only registered users can leave comments.

 
Share
Published By
blarify
Member since Dec 2, 2020
Location: United States
Following
User not following anyone yet.
Latest Comments
patty
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
patty | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:57
pentagon
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
pentagon | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:54
snickerdoo
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
snickerdoo | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:45
little
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
little | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:36
holly
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
holly | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:18
dapper
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
dapper | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:06
DonaldTrump
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
DonaldTrump | Jul 18, 2024 at 10:57
dapper
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
dapper | Jul 18, 2024 at 10:48
thumbsup
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
thumbsup | Jul 18, 2024 at 10:45