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Fan theories about Taylor Swift's upcoming album have exploded on social media.
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dapper
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:33:01
DonaldTrump
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:21:01
pentagon
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:36:01
thumbsup
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:18:01
snickerdoo
You seem to really know who you are.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:36:01
DannyBoy
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:39:02
FactCheck
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:51:01
holly
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:27:01
thumbsup
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:03:01
reggie
Trump 2024!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:24:01
poopface
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:09:01
thumbsup
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:18:01
doodooface
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:57:01
FactCheck
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:06:01
snickerdoo
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:27:01
patty
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:42:01
patty
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:00:01
idiotboy
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:42:01
thumbsup
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:45:02
idiotboy
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:48:02
DonaldTrump
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:06:01
MichelleW
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:24:01
crapface
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:18:01
thumbsup
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:36:01
DonaldTrump
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:54:01
PatMall
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:03:01
FactCheck
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:39:01
doodooface
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:54:01
poopface
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:27:01
mrdavis
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:39:01
dapper
Love it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:54:01
little
This is not happening.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:45:01
PatMall
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:33:01
poopface
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:00:01
yahooligan
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:06:01
MichelleW
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:24:01
patty
You're a great example to others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:39:01
chesirecat
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:24:01
snickerdoo
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:24:01
chesirecat
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:48:01
holly
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:24:02
DannyBoy
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:36:01
PatMall
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:21:01
chesirecat
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:06:01
doodooface
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:42:01
sexybrain
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:03:01
Milkman
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:27:01
Poppy
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:36:01
milk4dh
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:57:01
peccili
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:06:01
PatMall
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:12:01
peccili
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:00:01
chesirecat
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:33:01
MichelleW
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:57:01
peccili
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:39:02
Chrischun
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:48:01
little
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:15:01
holly
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:12:02
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:36:01
crapface
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:39:01
little
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:09:02
pentagon
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:18:01
peccili
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:18:01
poopface
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:45:01
MichelleW
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:30:01
Chrischun
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:33:02
thumbsup
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:39:01
yahooligan
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:33:01
patty
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:48:01
milk4dh
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:21:01
Poppy
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:12:01
milk4dh
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:27:01
mrdavis
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:30:01
holly
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:36:01
thumbsup
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:48:01
chesirecat
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 08:51:01
dapper
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:06:01
little
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:18:01
FactCheck
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:21:01
chesirecat
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:24:01
Milkman
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:42:01
FactCheck
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 09:57:01
MichelleW
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:00:01
PatMall
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:12:01
DannyBoy
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:39:01
doodooface
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:45:01
Poppy
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:51:01
crapface
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 10:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:00:01
doodooface
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:33:01
peccili
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Feb 5, 2024, 11:57:02
Poppy
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:06:01
little
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:12:01
thumbsup
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:18:01
DonaldTrump
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:30:01
Milkman
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:33:01
thumbsup
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:39:01
milk4dh
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:42:01
american
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:48:01
Poppy
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:51:01
PatMall
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:57:01
MichelleW
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:00:01
Chrischun
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:03:01
PatMall
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:09:01
milk4dh
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:15:01
holly
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:21:01
Chrischun
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:42:01
Milkman
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:45:01
peccili
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:48:01
dapper
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:51:01
Poppy
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:57:01
crapface
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:09:01
mrdavis
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:18:01
DannyBoy
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:21:01
Poppy
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:33:01
patty
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:51:01
mrdavis
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:00:01
yahooligan
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:03:01
Milkman
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:24:01
doodooface
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:27:01
snickerdoo
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:33:01
sexybrain
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:36:01
yahooligan
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:39:02
RunRonnieRun
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:45:02
DannyBoy
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:00:01
idiotboy
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:09:01
doodooface
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:12:01
reggie
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:18:02
dapper
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:30:01
poopface
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:42:01
FactCheck
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:51:01
mrdavis
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:54:01
yahooligan
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:57:01
PatMall
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:00:02
DonaldTrump
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:06:01
idiotboy
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:09:02
american
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:12:01
PatMall
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:15:02
MichelleW
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:30:01
yahooligan
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:39:01
doodooface
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:42:01
doodooface
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:45:01
pentagon
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:54:01
patty
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:15:01
PatMall
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:21:01
mrdavis
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:39:01
DannyBoy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:54:01
yahooligan
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:03:02
sexybrain
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:06:01
crapface
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:12:01
milk4dh
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:15:01
DonaldTrump
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:27:01
snickerdoo
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:36:01
DannyBoy
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:42:01
holly
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:48:01
pentagon
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:54:01
Poppy
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:00:01
peccili
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:03:01
FactCheck
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:06:01
reggie
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:15:01
DonaldTrump
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:21:01
idiotboy
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:39:01
little
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:48:01
holly
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:00:02
poopface
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:12:01
milk4dh
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:15:01
pentagon
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:21:01
Chrischun
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:24:01
snickerdoo
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:33:01
chesirecat
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:45:01
dapper
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:51:01
idiotboy
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:54:01
peccili
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:03:01
peccili
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:12:01
crapface
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:18:02
mrdavis
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:21:01
patty
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:24:01
PatMall
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:27:01
snickerdoo
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:33:02
DannyBoy
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:36:02
thumbsup
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:39:01
snickerdoo
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:48:01
thumbsup
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:51:01
thumbsup
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:54:01
chesirecat
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:00:02
chesirecat
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:03:01
DonaldTrump
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:18:01
milk4dh
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:30:01
american
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:33:01
american
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:39:01
chesirecat
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:51:01
DonaldTrump
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:00:01
thumbsup
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:06:01
PatMall
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:09:01
PatMall
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:12:01
MichelleW
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:21:01
FactCheck
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:27:01
poopface
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:36:01
peccili
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:39:01
DonaldTrump
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 12:45:01
MichelleW
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:03:01
thumbsup
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:09:01
idiotboy
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:15:02
milk4dh
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:18:01
thumbsup
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:24:01
DonaldTrump
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:30:01
milk4dh
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:33:01
holly
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:39:01
mrdavis
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 01:51:01
little
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:09:01
crapface
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:21:01
peccili
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:27:01
MichelleW
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:30:01
doodooface
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:45:01
crapface
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:51:01
little
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 02:54:01
mrdavis
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:00:01
Chrischun
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:09:01
crapface
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:15:01
american
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:30:02
little
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:33:01
little
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:42:01
Chrischun
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 03:51:01
holly
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:06:01
idiotboy
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:21:01
reggie
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:24:01
little
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:30:01
Poppy
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:33:02
Chrischun
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:45:01
little
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:51:01
holly
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 04:57:01
peccili
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:03:01
MichelleW
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:15:01
milk4dh
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:21:01
holly
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:39:01
patty
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:48:01
little
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:54:01
RunRonnieRun
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 05:57:01
MichelleW
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:09:01
DonaldTrump
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:12:01
peccili
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:18:01
DonaldTrump
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:33:01
american
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:36:01
milk4dh
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:39:01
little
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:42:01
DannyBoy
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:48:01
Milkman
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 06:51:01
holly
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:06:01
mrdavis
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:12:01
milk4dh
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:21:01
yahooligan
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:24:01
snickerdoo
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:33:01
american
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:36:01
chesirecat
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:45:01
DannyBoy
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 07:54:01
DannyBoy
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:15:01
MichelleW
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:27:01
MichelleW
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:30:02
pentagon
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:33:01
dapper
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:39:01
MichelleW
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:42:01
patty
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:48:01
patty
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 08:51:02
PatMall
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:00:01
milk4dh
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:03:01
idiotboy
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:09:01
DannyBoy
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:15:01
american
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:21:01
DonaldTrump
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:30:01
poopface
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:48:02
pentagon
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 09:54:01
milk4dh
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:00:01
peccili
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:15:01
idiotboy
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:21:02
american
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:27:02
doodooface
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:39:01
Chrischun
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:42:01
crapface
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 10:51:01
PatMall
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:00:01
PatMall
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:03:01
holly
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:09:01
mrdavis
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:15:01
yahooligan
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:18:01
mrdavis
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:24:01
Milkman
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:36:01
Chrischun
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:39:01
peccili
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:54:01
little
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Feb 6, 2024, 11:57:01
snickerdoo
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:00:01
mrdavis
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:06:01
Chrischun
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:15:01
crapface
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:18:02
Milkman
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:30:01
reggie
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:39:01
little
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:42:01
chesirecat
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:48:01
Milkman
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:54:01
yahooligan
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:03:01
MichelleW
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:09:01
idiotboy
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:12:01
holly
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:24:01
MichelleW
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:27:01
crapface
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:30:01
FactCheck
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:36:01
patty
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:39:01
sexybrain
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:42:02
holly
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:51:01
yahooligan
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:54:01
snickerdoo
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:57:01
crapface
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:03:01
FactCheck
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:06:01
crapface
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:15:01
mrdavis
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:18:01
patty
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:33:02
FactCheck
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:39:01
dapper
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:48:01
little
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:51:01
poopface
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:57:02
DannyBoy
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:00:02
Poppy
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:09:01
Chrischun
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:30:01
DannyBoy
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:33:01
american
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:42:01
MichelleW
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:45:01
dapper
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:48:01
mrdavis
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:12:01
reggie
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:15:01
FactCheck
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:30:01
reggie
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:39:02
MichelleW
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:42:01
little
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:45:01
american
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:48:01
reggie
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:00:01
sexybrain
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:09:01
MichelleW
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:12:01
FactCheck
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:18:01
RunRonnieRun
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:21:01
holly
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:27:01
RunRonnieRun
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:33:01
holly
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:42:02
Poppy
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:45:01
Poppy
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:48:01
DonaldTrump
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:54:01
reggie
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:57:01
DannyBoy
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:03:01
Chrischun
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:12:01
Poppy
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:18:01
dapper
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:21:01
doodooface
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:24:02
holly
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:30:01
idiotboy
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:39:01
MichelleW
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:42:01
idiotboy
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:48:01
MichelleW
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:57:01
doodooface
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:03:01
little
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:09:01
MichelleW
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:12:02
mrdavis
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:15:02
yahooligan
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:30:01
PatMall
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:42:01
sexybrain
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:54:01
Poppy
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:57:01
reggie
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:03:01
MichelleW
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:18:01
sexybrain
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:27:02
holly
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:30:01
peccili
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:33:01
thumbsup
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:42:01
snickerdoo
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:45:01
yahooligan
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:48:01
poopface
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:51:01
reggie
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:57:01
american
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:06:01
snickerdoo
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:09:02
reggie
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:12:01
yahooligan
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:15:01
Milkman
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:24:01
FactCheck
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:30:01
poopface
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:39:01
FactCheck
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:42:01
thumbsup
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:45:01
thumbsup
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:48:01
reggie
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:51:01
Milkman
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:57:01
MichelleW
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:00:01
Milkman
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:12:01
chesirecat
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:24:01
reggie
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:30:01
Poppy
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:36:01
Chrischun
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:39:01
FactCheck
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:42:01
sexybrain
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:45:01
sexybrain
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:51:01
poopface
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:03:01
chesirecat
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:06:01
Milkman
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:09:01
Chrischun
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:30:01
DonaldTrump
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:36:01
snickerdoo
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:48:01
MichelleW
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:54:02
Chrischun
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:57:01
sexybrain
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:03:01
snickerdoo
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:12:01
sexybrain
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:21:01
american
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:24:01
PatMall
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:27:01
PatMall
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:30:01
idiotboy
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:39:01
chesirecat
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:45:01
Milkman
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:48:02
milk4dh
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:54:01
holly
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 12:57:01
reggie
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:00:01
DannyBoy
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:06:01
DonaldTrump
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:09:01
patty
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:24:01
patty
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:42:01
snickerdoo
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 01:45:01
DonaldTrump
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:03:01
Milkman
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:12:01
Milkman
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:21:01
Milkman
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:24:01
chesirecat
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:27:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:33:02
DonaldTrump
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:36:01
sexybrain
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:39:01
DonaldTrump
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:45:01
poopface
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 02:54:01
holly
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:03:01
mrdavis
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:06:01
reggie
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:09:01
Chrischun
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:18:01
milk4dh
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:24:01
snickerdoo
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:48:02
Poppy
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:51:02
snickerdoo
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:54:01
MichelleW
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 03:57:01
PatMall
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:00:01
thumbsup
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:03:01
peccili
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:15:01
Milkman
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:42:01
american
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:45:01
snickerdoo
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 04:57:01
MichelleW
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:12:01
Milkman
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:15:01
thumbsup
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:21:01
american
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:24:01
PatMall
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:36:01
crapface
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:39:01
milk4dh
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:48:01
milk4dh
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 05:57:01
poopface
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:06:01
FactCheck
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:12:01
RunRonnieRun
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:15:02
doodooface
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:24:01
crapface
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:42:01
peccili
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:45:02
little
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 06:57:01
snickerdoo
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:03:01
FactCheck
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:06:01
FactCheck
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:18:01
mrdavis
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:27:01
thumbsup
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:33:02
Milkman
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:42:01
reggie
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 07:51:01
snickerdoo
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:00:01
Poppy
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:15:01
milk4dh
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:18:01
poopface
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:24:01
doodooface
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:36:01
chesirecat
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:42:01
reggie
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:48:01
doodooface
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 08:54:01
doodooface
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:00:01
poopface
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:03:01
PatMall
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:06:01
DonaldTrump
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:09:01
Poppy
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:12:01
pentagon
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:15:01
little
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:18:02
MichelleW
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:33:01
patty
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:42:01
pentagon
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:45:01
MichelleW
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:51:01
PatMall
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 09:57:01
Poppy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:03:01
sexybrain
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:09:02
Poppy
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:12:01
peccili
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:21:02
holly
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:30:01
american
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:33:01
PatMall
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:39:01
DannyBoy
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:42:01
holly
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:45:01
thumbsup
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 10:54:01
DonaldTrump
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:00:01
sexybrain
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:03:01
reggie
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:06:01
dapper
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:09:01
thumbsup
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:15:02
MichelleW
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:18:01
american
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:21:01
FactCheck
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:42:01
FactCheck
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:45:01
DonaldTrump
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:48:01
crapface
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:54:01
sexybrain
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:57:01
yahooligan
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:06:01
dapper
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:09:01
chesirecat
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:12:02
mrdavis
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:15:02
american
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:18:02
Milkman
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:21:01
dapper
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:24:01
yahooligan
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:33:01
yahooligan
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:42:01
patty
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:45:01
holly
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:48:01
reggie
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:51:01
holly
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:54:01
Poppy
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:57:01
MichelleW
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:00:01
little
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:06:01
sexybrain
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:12:01
patty
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:15:01
FactCheck
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:18:01
thumbsup
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:21:01
FactCheck
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:27:01
peccili
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:45:01
poopface
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:48:01
little
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:15:01
thumbsup
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:24:02
doodooface
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:27:01
thumbsup
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:30:01
RunRonnieRun
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:36:01
DannyBoy
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:09:01
Milkman
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:24:01
yahooligan
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:33:02
little
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:36:01
little
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:42:01
little
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:45:01
DannyBoy
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:48:01
holly
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:51:01
idiotboy
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:54:01
DonaldTrump
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:03:01
DonaldTrump
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:09:01
reggie
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:27:01
doodooface
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:30:01
little
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:36:01
pentagon
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:39:01
idiotboy
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:54:01
little
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:00:01
RunRonnieRun
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:03:01
little
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:06:02
thumbsup
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:09:01
dapper
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:15:01
DonaldTrump
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:18:01
doodooface
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:21:01
holly
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:27:01
milk4dh
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:30:01
holly
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:36:01
Milkman
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:39:01
crapface
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:42:01
RunRonnieRun
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:12:02
crapface
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:24:01
patty
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:27:01
reggie
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:30:01
pentagon
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:36:01
snickerdoo
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:51:01
patty
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:03:01
mrdavis
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:06:01
mrdavis
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:09:01
reggie
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:12:01
patty
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:18:01
idiotboy
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:21:01
holly
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:27:01
idiotboy
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:33:01
little
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:39:01
chesirecat
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:42:01
idiotboy
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:54:01
doodooface
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:00:01
chesirecat
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:15:01
poopface
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:21:01
yahooligan
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:24:01
Milkman
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:27:02
pentagon
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:48:01
PatMall
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:57:01
patty
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:03:01
DonaldTrump
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:21:01
american
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:36:01
pentagon
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:39:02
PatMall
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:51:01
DannyBoy
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:57:01
PatMall
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:03:01
Chrischun
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:09:01
peccili
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:12:01
idiotboy
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:15:01
RunRonnieRun
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:18:01
crapface
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:21:02
DonaldTrump
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:24:01
Poppy
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:27:01
american
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:30:01
holly
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:33:01
chesirecat
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:36:01
dapper
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:39:01
little
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:45:01
crapface
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:57:01
poopface
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:09:02
DonaldTrump
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:18:01
DonaldTrump
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:33:01
dapper
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:36:02
little
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:48:02
dapper
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:51:01
mrdavis
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:09:01
snickerdoo
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:27:02
DonaldTrump
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:42:01
MichelleW
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 12:48:01
Poppy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:09:01
DannyBoy
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:15:01
Chrischun
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:21:01
Chrischun
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:24:01
poopface
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:33:01
mrdavis
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:36:01
chesirecat
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:48:01
Poppy
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:51:01
mrdavis
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 01:54:01
DonaldTrump
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:06:01
peccili
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:15:01
yahooligan
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:18:01
american
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:21:01
DannyBoy
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:30:02
pentagon
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:36:01
doodooface
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:42:01
Chrischun
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 02:57:01
Chrischun
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:00:01
chesirecat
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:06:01
FactCheck
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:09:01
DonaldTrump
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:12:01
dapper
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:15:01
DannyBoy
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:18:01
doodooface
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:30:01
PatMall
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:36:01
Poppy
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:42:01
american
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:45:01
FactCheck
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 03:54:01
poopface
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:00:02
mrdavis
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:03:01
doodooface
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:06:01
DannyBoy
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:24:01
yahooligan
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:27:01
patty
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:33:01
FactCheck
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:45:01
idiotboy
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 04:54:01
chesirecat
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:00:01
poopface
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:03:01
chesirecat
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:39:01
holly
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 05:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:09:01
thumbsup
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:12:01
idiotboy
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:15:01
little
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:18:01
patty
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:24:01
Poppy
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:27:01
poopface
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:30:01
reggie
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:33:01
chesirecat
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:39:01
mrdavis
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:42:01
DonaldTrump
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 06:54:02
pentagon
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:03:01
thumbsup
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:06:01
milk4dh
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:18:01
yahooligan
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:21:01
poopface
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:27:01
Poppy
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 07:30:01
holly
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:51:01
Chrischun
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 08:54:01
poopface
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:15:01
mrdavis
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 09:33:01
Milkman
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:00:01
snickerdoo
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:03:01
snickerdoo
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:06:01
american
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:09:01
idiotboy
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:45:01
crapface
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 10:48:01
FactCheck
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:12:01
peccili
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:21:01
pentagon
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:24:01
thumbsup
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:30:02
peccili
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:39:01
sexybrain
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:42:01
Poppy
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:48:02
milk4dh
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Feb 8, 2024, 11:57:01

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snickerdoo
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
snickerdoo | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:45
pentagon
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
pentagon | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:42
Milkman
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
Milkman | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:39
FactCheck
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
FactCheck | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:33
snickerdoo
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
snickerdoo | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:18
DannyBoy
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
DannyBoy | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:09
mrdavis
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
mrdavis | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:57
chesirecat
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
chesirecat | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:54