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Swift fans share emotional reactions across social media after hearing the speculation-fueled song live.
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little
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:30:01
sexybrain
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 11:54:01
holly
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:57:01
poopface
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:36:01
snickerdoo
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:42:01
DannyBoy
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:39:01
crapface
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:12:01
crapface
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:09:01
thumbsup
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:33:01
yahooligan
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:15:01
thumbsup
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:42:01
thumbsup
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:33:01
thumbsup
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:48:01
dapper
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:39:01
poopface
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:03:01
chesirecat
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:12:01
pentagon
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:51:01
patty
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:09:01
MichelleW
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:33:01
Poppy
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:45:01
pentagon
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:24:01
Poppy
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:42:01
yahooligan
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:27:01
patty
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:42:01
doodooface
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:39:01
doodooface
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:42:01
patty
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:00:01
Chrischun
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:06:01
chesirecat
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:18:01
american
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:24:01
idiotboy
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:30:01
reggie
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:03:01
american
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:39:01
chesirecat
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:27:01
dapper
You seem to really know who you are.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:54:01
FactCheck
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:57:01
chesirecat
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:51:01
holly
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:54:02
PatMall
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:48:01
yahooligan
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:24:01
dapper
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:54:01
snickerdoo
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:18:01
yahooligan
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:45:01
american
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:15:01
thumbsup
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:42:01
thumbsup
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:21:01
sexybrain
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:33:01
PatMall
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:00:01
FactCheck
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:48:01
mrdavis
Why are there news stories like this?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:42:01
crapface
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:09:01
chesirecat
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:18:01
Poppy
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:39:01
Milkman
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 08:42:01
snickerdoo
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 09:12:01
holly
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 09:48:01
mrdavis
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 10:00:01
doodooface
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 10:18:01
MichelleW
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 10:45:01
milk4dh
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 10:54:01
poopface
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 11:09:01
Milkman
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 16, 2024, 11:39:01
idiotboy
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:03:01
sexybrain
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:12:01
reggie
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:21:01
DannyBoy
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:33:01
RunRonnieRun
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:42:01
DannyBoy
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:45:01
milk4dh
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:54:01
FactCheck
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:03:01
MichelleW
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:21:01
sexybrain
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:27:01
pentagon
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:42:02
Chrischun
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:03:01
peccili
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:12:01
DonaldTrump
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:27:01
reggie
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:51:01
RunRonnieRun
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:21:01
idiotboy
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:30:01
snickerdoo
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:33:02
chesirecat
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:06:01
Milkman
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:27:01
crapface
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:30:01
thumbsup
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:48:01
patty
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:57:01
mrdavis
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:03:01
Chrischun
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:30:01
Chrischun
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:33:02
pentagon
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:39:01
yahooligan
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:51:01
reggie
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:24:01
idiotboy
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:30:02
reggie
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:42:02
Poppy
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:54:01
chesirecat
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:12:01
milk4dh
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:18:01
thumbsup
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:33:01
yahooligan
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:36:01
DannyBoy
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:09:01
patty
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:39:01
yahooligan
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:15:01
Poppy
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:24:01
sexybrain
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:33:01
patty
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:36:01
sexybrain
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:21:01
patty
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 12:36:02
patty
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:03:01
pentagon
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:06:01
thumbsup
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:18:01
Poppy
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 01:57:01
poopface
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:03:01
chesirecat
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:06:01
little
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:21:01
pentagon
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:27:01
sexybrain
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:33:01
reggie
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 02:57:01
mrdavis
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:00:02
dapper
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:15:01
pentagon
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:30:01
poopface
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:36:02
doodooface
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:45:01
patty
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 03:57:01
RunRonnieRun
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:18:01
peccili
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:36:02
american
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:39:02
pentagon
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:42:01
PatMall
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:45:02
poopface
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:51:01
yahooligan
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:54:01
MichelleW
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 04:57:01
holly
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:03:01
american
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:18:01
Milkman
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:27:01
crapface
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:39:02
Milkman
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 05:54:01
american
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:06:01
FactCheck
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:18:01
snickerdoo
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:21:02
little
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 06:57:01
Milkman
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:12:01
Milkman
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:27:02
sexybrain
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:48:01
sexybrain
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 07:51:01
milk4dh
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:03:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:12:01
idiotboy
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 08:39:01
little
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:24:01
Poppy
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:30:01
MichelleW
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:36:01
patty
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 09:51:01
sexybrain
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:06:01
DonaldTrump
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 10:27:01
PatMall
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:18:01
sexybrain
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:24:01
poopface
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 17, 2024, 11:51:01
poopface
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:00:01
Poppy
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:03:01
FactCheck
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:18:01
Milkman
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:21:01
doodooface
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:36:01
doodooface
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:39:01
milk4dh
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:45:01
peccili
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:57:01
sexybrain
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:03:02
yahooligan
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:09:01
PatMall
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:12:01
poopface
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:18:02
yahooligan
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:21:01
little
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:24:01
FactCheck
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:45:01
Poppy
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:57:01
american
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:03:01
reggie
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:12:01
sexybrain
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:18:01
thumbsup
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:24:01
poopface
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:27:01
pentagon
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:33:01
dapper
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:36:02
pentagon
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:51:01
Poppy
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:54:01
sexybrain
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:09:01
yahooligan
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:15:01
pentagon
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:18:01
reggie
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:21:01
snickerdoo
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:24:01
doodooface
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:36:02
DannyBoy
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:39:01
idiotboy
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:48:01
Poppy
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:51:01
FactCheck
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:54:01
crapface
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:57:01
snickerdoo
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:00:01
Milkman
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:03:01
patty
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:18:01
FactCheck
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:21:01
poopface
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:24:01
patty
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:27:01
yahooligan
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:33:01
milk4dh
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:36:01
little
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:42:01
doodooface
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:48:01
peccili
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:09:02
crapface
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:12:02
dapper
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:15:02
holly
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:18:01
FactCheck
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:24:01
sexybrain
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:36:01
patty
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:51:01
snickerdoo
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:57:01
idiotboy
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:03:01
mrdavis
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:15:01
peccili
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:18:01
DannyBoy
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:21:01
Chrischun
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:30:02
reggie
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:39:01
american
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:57:01
doodooface
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:00:01
mrdavis
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:03:01
milk4dh
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:18:01
yahooligan
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:21:02
DonaldTrump
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:27:01
patty
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:33:01
DonaldTrump
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:36:01
pentagon
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:42:01
milk4dh
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:48:01
poopface
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:51:01
Milkman
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:03:01
poopface
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:30:01
thumbsup
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:48:01
peccili
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:54:01
snickerdoo
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:03:01
mrdavis
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:15:01
thumbsup
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:21:01
snickerdoo
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:33:01
mrdavis
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:36:01
chesirecat
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:39:01
american
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:48:01
Poppy
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:09:01
little
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:15:01
reggie
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:24:01
mrdavis
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:36:01
Chrischun
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:39:01
chesirecat
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:42:01
DannyBoy
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:00:01
doodooface
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:03:01
pentagon
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:12:01
milk4dh
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:15:01
milk4dh
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:24:01
doodooface
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:36:01
DonaldTrump
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:45:02
american
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:54:01
Milkman
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:03:01
doodooface
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:06:01
american
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:12:01
RunRonnieRun
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:18:01
reggie
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:21:01
idiotboy
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:30:02
Poppy
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:33:01
DonaldTrump
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:36:01
chesirecat
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:42:01
little
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:45:01
peccili
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:48:01
sexybrain
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 12:57:01
milk4dh
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:00:01
snickerdoo
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:03:01
Poppy
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:06:01
holly
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:21:01
DannyBoy
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:30:01
PatMall
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:42:01
dapper
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:51:01
sexybrain
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:54:01
RunRonnieRun
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 01:57:01
dapper
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:00:01
FactCheck
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:03:01
pentagon
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:06:01
mrdavis
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:21:01
snickerdoo
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:30:01
doodooface
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:36:01
thumbsup
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:48:01
idiotboy
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 02:57:01
DonaldTrump
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:03:01
chesirecat
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:06:01
pentagon
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:09:01
dapper
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:15:01
peccili
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:18:01
dapper
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:21:01
snickerdoo
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:30:01
holly
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:42:01
idiotboy
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 03:51:01
reggie
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:00:01
reggie
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:06:01
crapface
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:09:01
Chrischun
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:12:01
DannyBoy
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:15:01
pentagon
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:21:01
crapface
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:30:01
mrdavis
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:33:01
thumbsup
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:48:02
chesirecat
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 04:51:01
peccili
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:15:01
patty
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:21:01
peccili
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:24:02
Chrischun
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:33:01
poopface
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:39:01
MichelleW
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:48:01
MichelleW
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:54:01
Chrischun
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 05:57:02
thumbsup
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:03:01
milk4dh
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:09:01
thumbsup
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:21:01
FactCheck
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:48:01
snickerdoo
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:51:01
Milkman
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:54:01
little
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 06:57:01
crapface
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:00:01
doodooface
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:06:01
PatMall
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:24:01
snickerdoo
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:30:01
RunRonnieRun
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:42:01
holly
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 07:51:01
holly
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:09:01
crapface
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:12:01
reggie
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:15:01
chesirecat
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:21:01
patty
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:24:01
reggie
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:27:01
DannyBoy
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:54:01
sexybrain
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 08:57:01
DonaldTrump
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:03:01
RunRonnieRun
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:12:02
holly
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:15:01
snickerdoo
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:21:01
Milkman
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:33:02
FactCheck
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:36:01
Milkman
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:39:01
DannyBoy
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 09:51:01
idiotboy
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:03:01
crapface
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:12:01
chesirecat
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:18:01
little
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:36:01
Milkman
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:42:01
Chrischun
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:48:01
holly
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 10:54:01
mrdavis
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:03:01
thumbsup
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:06:01
holly
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:12:01
MichelleW
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:15:01
holly
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:27:02
crapface
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:30:01
RunRonnieRun
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:48:01
Milkman
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:51:01
FactCheck
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Feb 18, 2024, 11:54:01
poopface
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:09:01
DannyBoy
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:27:01
holly
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:45:01
crapface
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:03:01
holly
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:06:01
dapper
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:18:01
chesirecat
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:48:01
Chrischun
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:09:01
poopface
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:15:01
little
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:30:01
idiotboy
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:33:01
chesirecat
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:27:01
patty
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:36:02
DannyBoy
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:45:02
poopface
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:03:01
crapface
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:36:01
crapface
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:39:01
poopface
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:45:01
DonaldTrump
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:51:01
dapper
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:18:02
milk4dh
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:30:01
sexybrain
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:54:01
chesirecat
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:15:01
snickerdoo
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:27:01
holly
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:42:01
chesirecat
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:06:01
crapface
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:45:01
Poppy
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:21:01
reggie
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:33:01
snickerdoo
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:36:01
poopface
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:42:01
Chrischun
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:51:01
peccili
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:21:01
sexybrain
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:36:01
MichelleW
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:24:01
MichelleW
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:39:01
PatMall
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:54:01
FactCheck
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:57:01
Milkman
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:21:01
yahooligan
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:36:01
poopface
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 12:42:02
thumbsup
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:03:01
PatMall
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:12:01
snickerdoo
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:24:01
poopface
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:30:01
DannyBoy
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:33:01
reggie
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:39:01
FactCheck
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:42:01
milk4dh
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 01:57:01
pentagon
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:27:01
DannyBoy
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:30:01
yahooligan
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 02:36:01
milk4dh
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:09:01
doodooface
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:15:01
MichelleW
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:30:01
holly
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 03:45:01
holly
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:12:01
dapper
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:15:01
poopface
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:33:01
pentagon
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:42:01
idiotboy
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:48:01
poopface
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 04:57:01
holly
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:03:01
snickerdoo
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:06:01
PatMall
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:12:01
FactCheck
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:15:01
sexybrain
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:24:01
Poppy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:42:01
american
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:45:01
Poppy
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 05:57:01
milk4dh
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:18:01
milk4dh
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:24:01
PatMall
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:27:01
sexybrain
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:30:01
doodooface
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:33:01
Poppy
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:36:01
dapper
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 06:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:30:01
RunRonnieRun
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:39:01
chesirecat
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 07:57:01
MichelleW
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:15:01
Poppy
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:36:01
chesirecat
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:39:01
peccili
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:45:01
thumbsup
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 08:54:01
doodooface
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:03:01
sexybrain
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:09:01
reggie
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:33:01
snickerdoo
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:42:01
crapface
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 09:57:01
PatMall
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:12:01
doodooface
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:15:01
Milkman
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 10:21:01
little
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:18:01
crapface
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:39:01
chesirecat
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:42:01
pentagon
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Feb 19, 2024, 11:45:01

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