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chesirecat
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:30:01
sexybrain
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:42:01
PatMall
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:21:01
DannyBoy
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:18:01
Milkman
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:15:01
Poppy
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 12:00:01
holly
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 03:21:01
PatMall
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:27:01
doodooface
Agreed!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 06:30:01
PatMall
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 08:12:01
sexybrain
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 02:24:01
FactCheck
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 02:36:01
american
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 03:57:01
DannyBoy
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:48:01
peccili
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:12:01
holly
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:15:01
thumbsup
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 01:06:01
reggie
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:06:01
MichelleW
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:24:01
Chrischun
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 07:54:01
Chrischun
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 11:15:01
doodooface
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 12:15:01
reggie
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 03:15:01
poopface
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 05:45:01
PatMall
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:00:01
little
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:09:01
idiotboy
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:15:01
crapface
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:48:01
reggie
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 06:57:01
milk4dh
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:18:01
doodooface
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 07:57:01
Milkman
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:00:02
MichelleW
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:27:02
Milkman
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:30:01
american
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:33:01
idiotboy
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:48:01
Chrischun
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 08:51:01
RunRonnieRun
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:09:01
reggie
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:18:02
Chrischun
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 09:57:01
reggie
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 10:36:01
DonaldTrump
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:00:01
Chrischun
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:12:01
Poppy
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 21, 2024, 11:27:01
crapface
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:00:01
yahooligan
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:06:01
holly
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:30:01
doodooface
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:39:01
patty
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:51:01
RunRonnieRun
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:12:01
FactCheck
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:30:01
holly
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:48:01
mrdavis
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:06:02
milk4dh
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:12:01
patty
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:36:01
pentagon
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:54:01
thumbsup
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:09:01
patty
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:27:01
chesirecat
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:39:01
MichelleW
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:54:01
RunRonnieRun
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:15:01
DannyBoy
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:42:01
Chrischun
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:54:01
DonaldTrump
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:03:01
snickerdoo
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:33:02
Chrischun
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:51:01
DonaldTrump
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:54:01
mrdavis
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:00:01
RunRonnieRun
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:03:01
thumbsup
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:12:01
PatMall
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:30:02
chesirecat
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:15:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:18:01
Poppy
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:21:01
Milkman
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:54:01
chesirecat
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:42:01
peccili
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:18:01
patty
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:30:02
holly
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 11:42:01
sexybrain
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 12:45:01
sexybrain
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:18:01
pentagon
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:21:01
peccili
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:48:01
snickerdoo
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:51:01
sexybrain
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 01:57:01
chesirecat
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:15:01
mrdavis
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 02:24:01
peccili
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:15:01
american
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:18:01
american
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:24:01
doodooface
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 03:36:01
holly
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 04:06:01
mrdavis
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:03:01
Chrischun
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:18:01
PatMall
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:24:01
little
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:30:01
mrdavis
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:33:01
PatMall
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:45:01
DonaldTrump
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:54:01
FactCheck
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 05:57:01
poopface
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:00:02
patty
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:24:01
holly
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 06:27:01
crapface
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:00:02
MichelleW
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:06:01
little
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 07:21:01
idiotboy
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:00:01
dapper
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:12:02
Chrischun
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:21:01
chesirecat
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:27:02
MichelleW
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:54:02
poopface
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 08:57:01
FactCheck
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:24:01
chesirecat
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:06:02
chesirecat
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:15:01
sexybrain
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:21:01
chesirecat
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 22, 2024, 10:27:01
patty
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 12:06:01
poopface
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 12:21:02
Milkman
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 12:33:01
yahooligan
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 01:03:01
PatMall
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 01:18:01
chesirecat
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 01:21:02
DannyBoy
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 01:51:01
MichelleW
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 01:57:01
Poppy
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 02:30:01
patty
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 02:57:01
snickerdoo
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 03:39:01
milk4dh
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 03:45:01
PatMall
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:12:01
milk4dh
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:18:01
idiotboy
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:42:01
sexybrain
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:51:02
milk4dh
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:06:01
PatMall
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:12:01
thumbsup
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:18:01
crapface
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:36:01
holly
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 06:18:01
milk4dh
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 06:21:01
pentagon
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 06:27:01
crapface
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 06:48:01
mrdavis
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 06:54:01
Chrischun
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 07:00:01
poopface
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 07:06:01
crapface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 07:24:02
milk4dh
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 07:45:01
peccili
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 07:54:01
FactCheck
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 08:21:01
DannyBoy
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 08:42:01
snickerdoo
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 08:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 09:09:01
Poppy
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 09:54:01
doodooface
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 10:00:01
yahooligan
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 10:12:01
crapface
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 10:36:02
yahooligan
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 10:48:01
pentagon
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 11:18:01
thumbsup
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 11:39:01
MichelleW
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 11:54:02
RunRonnieRun
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 12:00:01
poopface
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 12:42:01
PatMall
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 01:00:01
peccili
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 01:24:01
yahooligan
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 01:36:01
chesirecat
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 02:15:02
FactCheck
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 02:21:01
chesirecat
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 02:30:01
poopface
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 02:33:02
DannyBoy
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 02:45:02
sexybrain
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 03:06:01
reggie
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 03:21:01
snickerdoo
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:24:01
little
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:27:01
idiotboy
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:33:01
milk4dh
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 04:54:01
milk4dh
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:00:02
FactCheck
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:03:01
PatMall
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:18:01
american
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:21:01
DannyBoy
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:30:01
idiotboy
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 05:36:01
PatMall
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 06:48:01
RunRonnieRun
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 06:51:01
Poppy
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 07:15:01
american
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 07:36:01
mrdavis
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 07:48:01
sexybrain
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 08:03:01
MichelleW
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 08:51:01
reggie
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 08:54:01
FactCheck
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 10:03:01
Milkman
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 10:48:01
chesirecat
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 10:51:01
sexybrain
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 11:18:01
mrdavis
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 11:39:01
patty
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Feb 23, 2024, 11:57:01
snickerdoo
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 12:03:01
DannyBoy
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 01:21:01
sexybrain
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:09:01
thumbsup
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:21:01
mrdavis
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:27:01
crapface
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:42:02
Poppy
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 03:33:01
idiotboy
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 03:51:01
poopface
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:00:02
Poppy
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:12:01
holly
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:15:01
chesirecat
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:39:01
RunRonnieRun
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:51:01
reggie
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:54:01
MichelleW
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 05:09:01
Milkman
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 05:12:02
PatMall
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 05:18:01
mrdavis
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 05:21:01
reggie
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 05:30:01
pentagon
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 05:36:01
patty
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 06:00:01
PatMall
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 06:03:01
DannyBoy
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 06:06:01
yahooligan
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 06:12:01
patty
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 06:18:01
holly
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 06:24:01
PatMall
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 07:03:01
thumbsup
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 07:12:01
chesirecat
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 07:51:01
american
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 08:27:01
poopface
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 08:33:01
Chrischun
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 08:36:01
PatMall
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 10:00:01
thumbsup
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 10:03:01
milk4dh
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 10:18:02
chesirecat
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 10:36:01
idiotboy
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 11:42:02
snickerdoo
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 12:03:02
chesirecat
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 12:30:01
Chrischun
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 12:33:01
yahooligan
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:00:01
reggie
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:09:01
doodooface
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 02:27:01
pentagon
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 03:09:01
FactCheck
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 03:24:01
FactCheck
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 03:33:01
dapper
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 03:36:01
yahooligan
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:00:02
poopface
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:09:01
PatMall
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 04:30:01
thumbsup
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 05:39:01
idiotboy
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 06:03:01
peccili
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 06:18:01
yahooligan
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 07:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 07:54:01
MichelleW
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 08:30:01
peccili
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 08:51:02
idiotboy
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 09:09:01
chesirecat
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 10:06:01
little
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 10:09:01
sexybrain
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 10:33:01
dapper
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Feb 24, 2024, 11:57:01

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