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Jam Master Jay, whose real name was Jason Mizell, was gunned down in 2002​ inside his music studio in Hollis, Queens.
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FactCheck
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:30:01
DannyBoy
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:36:01
thumbsup
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:51:01
PatMall
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:33:01
chesirecat
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:39:01
Milkman
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:54:01
chesirecat
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:15:01
milk4dh
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:18:01
peccili
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:42:01
holly
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:24:02
holly
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:54:01
Chrischun
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:15:01
milk4dh
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:24:01
doodooface
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:36:01
poopface
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:24:01
patty
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:00:01
dapper
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:09:01
idiotboy
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:12:01
Poppy
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:18:01
patty
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:27:01
crapface
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:57:01
reggie
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:36:01
Milkman
Boring!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:54:01
thumbsup
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:18:01
Chrischun
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:00:01
yahooligan
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:09:01
little
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:33:01
little
Don't make me come up there!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:42:01
crapface
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:33:02
yahooligan
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 01:24:01
pentagon
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 01:51:01
mrdavis
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 04:48:01
Milkman
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:57:01
Milkman
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 11:03:01
little
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 11:18:01
Milkman
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:24:01
MichelleW
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 06:45:01
poopface
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:06:01
little
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 10:12:01
snickerdoo
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 10:33:01
snickerdoo
There is no gambling like politics.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 11:42:01
little
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 03:30:01
RunRonnieRun
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 03:54:01
FactCheck
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 05:51:01
dapper
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 07:36:01
Poppy
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 10:18:01
chesirecat
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 11:30:01
reggie
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 03:36:01
Poppy
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:00:01
Chrischun
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:03:01
MichelleW
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:12:01
MichelleW
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:21:01
crapface
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:27:01
patty
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:39:01
mrdavis
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 04:48:01
peccili
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:00:01
holly
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:03:01
Poppy
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:06:01
Milkman
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:09:01
poopface
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:15:02
poopface
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:24:01
Milkman
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:27:01
Chrischun
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:45:01
DonaldTrump
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:48:01
RunRonnieRun
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:51:01
chesirecat
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 05:57:01
mrdavis
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:00:02
chesirecat
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:03:01
sexybrain
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:12:01
yahooligan
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:15:01
DannyBoy
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:18:02
mrdavis
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:21:01
Poppy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:24:02
DannyBoy
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:27:01
chesirecat
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:39:01
peccili
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:42:01
reggie
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 06:54:01
Milkman
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:06:01
sexybrain
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:12:02
dapper
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:18:01
DannyBoy
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:30:01
pentagon
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:36:01
mrdavis
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:39:01
mrdavis
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:42:01
reggie
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:45:01
patty
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:48:01
little
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 07:51:01
doodooface
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 08:03:01
MichelleW
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 08:09:01
mrdavis
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 08:15:01
FactCheck
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 08:18:01
FactCheck
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 08:24:01
DannyBoy
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 08:27:01
DonaldTrump
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 08:39:01
peccili
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 08:51:01
poopface
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 08:54:01
MichelleW
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 09:03:01
milk4dh
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 09:06:01
poopface
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 09:15:01
reggie
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 09:21:01
DannyBoy
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 09:27:01
FactCheck
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 09:48:01
RunRonnieRun
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 09:51:01
Milkman
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 09:57:01
crapface
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:00:01
Chrischun
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:03:01
patty
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:09:01
reggie
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:12:01
dapper
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:15:01
Poppy
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:21:01
doodooface
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:30:01
little
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:33:01
DannyBoy
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:42:01
PatMall
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:48:01
mrdavis
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 10:54:01
peccili
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:00:01
FactCheck
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:09:01
american
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:12:01
holly
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:24:01
dapper
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:27:01
idiotboy
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:33:01
yahooligan
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:36:01
idiotboy
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:45:02
doodooface
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:48:01
patty
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Feb 27, 2024, 11:51:01
reggie
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:12:01
chesirecat
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:21:01
holly
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:24:01
MichelleW
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:27:01
poopface
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:36:01
reggie
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:39:01
holly
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:42:01
yahooligan
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:45:01
crapface
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:48:01
PatMall
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:51:01
MichelleW
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:57:01
mrdavis
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:00:01
PatMall
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:03:01
patty
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:06:01
DannyBoy
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:09:01
dapper
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:12:02
dapper
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:18:01
yahooligan
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:36:01
yahooligan
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:45:01
dapper
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:51:02
DannyBoy
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:06:01
chesirecat
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:15:01
peccili
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:33:01
chesirecat
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:36:01
yahooligan
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:45:01
american
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:51:01
pentagon
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:00:01
MichelleW
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:03:01
Poppy
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:09:02
Chrischun
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:18:01
sexybrain
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:24:01
DannyBoy
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:30:01
poopface
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:33:01
idiotboy
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:39:01
MichelleW
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:51:01
doodooface
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:09:01
mrdavis
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:15:01
DonaldTrump
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:30:01
american
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:39:01
sexybrain
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:45:01
FactCheck
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:48:01
DannyBoy
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:57:01
chesirecat
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:06:01
mrdavis
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:09:01
peccili
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:18:01
Chrischun
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:24:01
RunRonnieRun
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:30:01
PatMall
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:42:01
MichelleW
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:54:01
crapface
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:57:01
little
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:00:01
sexybrain
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:06:01
PatMall
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:12:01
FactCheck
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:18:01
DonaldTrump
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:21:01
chesirecat
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:27:01
idiotboy
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:39:01
dapper
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:45:01
peccili
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:51:01
DannyBoy
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:03:01
idiotboy
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:15:01
DonaldTrump
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:24:01
Poppy
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:27:01
holly
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:42:01
mrdavis
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:48:01
Milkman
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:51:01
Milkman
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:54:02
mrdavis
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:06:01
DonaldTrump
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:18:01
dapper
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:27:01
Milkman
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:30:01
little
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:33:01
FactCheck
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:48:01
holly
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:57:01
milk4dh
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:00:01
poopface
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:03:01
chesirecat
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:36:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:39:01
reggie
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:42:01
poopface
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:48:01
poopface
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:57:01
Poppy
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:03:01
peccili
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:12:01
snickerdoo
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:15:01
american
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:18:01
reggie
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:27:01
FactCheck
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:33:01
holly
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:39:02
RunRonnieRun
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:45:01
thumbsup
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:51:01
snickerdoo
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:54:01
chesirecat
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:57:01
holly
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:03:01
pentagon
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:09:01
dapper
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:12:01
PatMall
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:15:01
chesirecat
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:18:01
Milkman
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:21:01
idiotboy
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:24:01
milk4dh
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:30:01
Chrischun
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:36:01
mrdavis
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:39:01
Chrischun
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:42:01
patty
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:51:01
american
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:57:01
holly
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:00:01
Poppy
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:09:01
milk4dh
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:15:01
reggie
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:18:01
DonaldTrump
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:21:01
mrdavis
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:27:01
sexybrain
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:36:01
sexybrain
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:39:01
Poppy
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:45:01
chesirecat
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:48:01
sexybrain
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:51:01
reggie
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:54:01
Poppy
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 12:57:01
holly
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:03:02
dapper
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:09:02
little
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:12:01
mrdavis
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:24:01
dapper
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:39:01
mrdavis
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:42:01
Chrischun
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:45:01
mrdavis
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:48:01
snickerdoo
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 01:51:01
Chrischun
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:00:01
Milkman
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:06:01
Milkman
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:15:01
FactCheck
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:18:01
MichelleW
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:27:01
patty
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:30:01
FactCheck
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:39:01
MichelleW
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 02:51:01
Milkman
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:00:01
mrdavis
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:09:01
reggie
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:27:01
milk4dh
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:30:01
crapface
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 03:48:01
patty
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:03:01
sexybrain
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:06:01
crapface
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:12:01
crapface
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:24:01
holly
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:27:01
holly
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:39:01
FactCheck
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:48:01
snickerdoo
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:51:01
DannyBoy
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 04:57:02
peccili
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:12:01
Milkman
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:15:01
peccili
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:21:01
Poppy
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:33:01
dapper
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:39:01
pentagon
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:48:02
snickerdoo
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:51:01
PatMall
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 05:57:01
yahooligan
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:06:01
MichelleW
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:09:01
FactCheck
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:18:01
pentagon
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:21:02
reggie
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:39:01
idiotboy
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:45:01
yahooligan
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:00:01
peccili
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:03:01
pentagon
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:15:01
crapface
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:18:01
american
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:21:01
little
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:24:01
RunRonnieRun
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:27:01
holly
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 07:33:01
poopface
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:03:01
american
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:06:01
holly
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:27:01
Poppy
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 08:54:01
reggie
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:12:01
snickerdoo
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 09:30:01
yahooligan
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:12:01
mrdavis
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:27:01
patty
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:33:01
crapface
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:51:01
little
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 10:54:01
pentagon
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:03:02
sexybrain
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Feb 28, 2024, 11:57:01
mrdavis
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:03:02
holly
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:24:01
Milkman
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:30:02
reggie
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:42:01
mrdavis
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:48:01
pentagon
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 01:15:01
PatMall
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 01:27:01
MichelleW
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 01:39:01
DonaldTrump
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:03:01
holly
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:12:01
dapper
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:15:01
pentagon
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:30:01
idiotboy
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:45:01
reggie
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:09:01
peccili
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:18:01
Milkman
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:33:01
Milkman
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:39:01
yahooligan
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:42:01
yahooligan
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 04:09:01
pentagon
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 04:12:01
Chrischun
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:06:01
idiotboy
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:24:01
yahooligan
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:27:02
idiotboy
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:39:01
thumbsup
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:42:01
poopface
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:51:01
reggie
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:09:01
poopface
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:18:01
MichelleW
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:24:01
poopface
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:45:01
thumbsup
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:48:01
chesirecat
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:57:01
reggie
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 07:03:01
pentagon
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 07:24:01
reggie
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 07:30:02
snickerdoo
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 07:39:01
Chrischun
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 08:00:01
sexybrain
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 08:09:01
snickerdoo
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 08:27:01
crapface
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 08:33:01
patty
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 08:54:02
Poppy
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 09:09:01
RunRonnieRun
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 09:18:01
pentagon
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 09:21:01
reggie
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 09:42:01
idiotboy
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 09:51:01
holly
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:12:01
little
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:21:01
MichelleW
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:24:01
chesirecat
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:27:01
holly
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:30:02
pentagon
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:42:01
reggie
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:54:01
DonaldTrump
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 11:00:01
DannyBoy
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 11:27:01
pentagon
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 11:45:01
milk4dh
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:09:02
RunRonnieRun
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:30:01
doodooface
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:36:01
PatMall
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 12:48:01
american
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 01:00:01
mrdavis
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 01:12:01
Milkman
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 01:24:01
DonaldTrump
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 01:51:01
sexybrain
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:15:01
reggie
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:21:01
Chrischun
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:27:01
RunRonnieRun
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:30:01
yahooligan
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:36:01
FactCheck
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 02:45:01
idiotboy
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:03:01
chesirecat
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:12:01
american
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:18:01
Poppy
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:30:01
FactCheck
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:33:01
little
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:51:01
mrdavis
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 03:57:01
poopface
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 04:06:01
Chrischun
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 04:18:01
yahooligan
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 04:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:24:01
patty
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:39:01
FactCheck
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 05:42:01
pentagon
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:00:01
sexybrain
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:33:02
DannyBoy
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:39:01
american
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:42:01
crapface
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 06:48:01
DannyBoy
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 07:00:01
RunRonnieRun
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 07:09:01
Poppy
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 07:27:02
doodooface
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 07:36:01
FactCheck
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 08:09:01
snickerdoo
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 08:39:01
reggie
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 09:36:01
chesirecat
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:09:01
dapper
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:18:01
snickerdoo
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:30:01
yahooligan
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 10:57:01
patty
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Feb 29, 2024, 11:12:01
chesirecat
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:06:01
doodooface
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:09:01
sexybrain
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:12:01
mrdavis
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:18:01
DannyBoy
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 01:30:01
patty
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 01:42:01
mrdavis
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 01:45:01
Milkman
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 02:06:01
snickerdoo
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 02:27:01
chesirecat
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 02:30:01
Chrischun
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 02:36:01
MichelleW
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 03:18:01
reggie
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 03:21:02
snickerdoo
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 04:00:01
chesirecat
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 04:45:01
DannyBoy
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 05:09:01
crapface
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 05:24:01
RunRonnieRun
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 06:00:02
thumbsup
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 06:54:01
PatMall
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 07:12:01
reggie
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 07:45:01
dapper
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 08:00:01
poopface
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 08:06:02
little
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 08:15:01
FactCheck
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:09:01
peccili
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:12:01
milk4dh
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:15:01
mrdavis
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:18:01
peccili
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:30:01
holly
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:39:01
dapper
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:42:01
DonaldTrump
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:54:01
thumbsup
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 10:03:02
reggie
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 10:45:02
reggie
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 10:51:01
milk4dh
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 11:03:01
little
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 11:06:01
crapface
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:00:01
mrdavis
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:03:01
Poppy
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:24:01
holly
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:27:01
milk4dh
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 12:33:01
Poppy
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 01:18:01
MichelleW
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 01:24:01
doodooface
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 01:33:01
american
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 01:39:02
holly
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 02:03:01
dapper
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 02:21:02
milk4dh
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 02:27:01
reggie
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 02:30:01
DannyBoy
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 02:57:01
milk4dh
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 03:03:01
Chrischun
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 03:15:01
sexybrain
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 03:18:01
american
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 03:42:01
FactCheck
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 04:21:02
Milkman
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 05:39:01
snickerdoo
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 05:45:01
crapface
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 06:21:01
peccili
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 06:48:01
snickerdoo
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 06:54:01
mrdavis
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 07:51:01
pentagon
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 07:57:01
idiotboy
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:09:01
doodooface
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:24:01
doodooface
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 09:51:01
MichelleW
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 10:15:01
mrdavis
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 10:39:01
Milkman
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 11:00:01
yahooligan
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 11:03:01
crapface
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 1, 2024, 11:51:01

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