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blarify
I'm a single mom and felt relieved after my company laid me off. I receive government assistance and can focus on my daughter.
Added 5 Months ago (Tuesday, Mar 5, 2024, 12:50)
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reggie
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:57:01
peccili
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:24:01
crapface
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:27:01
doodooface
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:33:01
PatMall
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:21:01
little
*this
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:24:01
Chrischun
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:30:01
idiotboy
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:36:01
milk4dh
Love it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:18:01
Poppy
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:45:01
DannyBoy
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:06:01
dapper
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:54:01
doodooface
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:36:01
idiotboy
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:51:01
idiotboy
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:36:01
Poppy
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:51:01
idiotboy
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:30:01
sexybrain
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:15:01
pentagon
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:24:01
Milkman
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:42:01
Milkman
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:21:01
Chrischun
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:09:01
DonaldTrump
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:24:01
little
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:48:01
snickerdoo
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:48:01
Chrischun
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:15:01
yahooligan
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:27:01
idiotboy
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:27:01
american
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:03:01
mrdavis
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:12:01
sexybrain
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:30:01
dapper
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:27:01
sexybrain
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:00:01
idiotboy
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:18:01
little
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:30:01
PatMall
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:09:02
chesirecat
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:18:01
dapper
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:24:01
milk4dh
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:39:01
yahooligan
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:48:01
poopface
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:30:01
doodooface
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:09:01
dapper
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:42:01
FactCheck
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:00:01
american
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:30:01
chesirecat
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:39:01
DonaldTrump
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:57:01
little
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:48:01
peccili
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:45:01
MichelleW
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:18:01
DonaldTrump
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:42:01
idiotboy
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:15:01
sexybrain
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:18:02
pentagon
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:24:01
poopface
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:00:01
american
who is this written for?
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 06:57:01
DannyBoy
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 08:09:01
american
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 08:42:01
milk4dh
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 08:54:01
snickerdoo
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 09:06:01
little
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 10:48:01
FactCheck
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:48:01
chesirecat
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 01:15:01
dapper
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 02:03:01
little
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:36:01
sexybrain
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:27:01
chesirecat
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 05:21:01
DannyBoy
Today is like the best day
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 06:45:01
american
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 07:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 10:18:01
DannyBoy
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:51:01
milk4dh
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:54:01
crapface
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:00:01
patty
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:06:01
PatMall
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:21:01
MichelleW
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:30:01
crapface
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:36:01
FactCheck
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:42:01
doodooface
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:45:01
reggie
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:48:01
reggie
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:06:02
mrdavis
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:15:01
peccili
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:21:01
Poppy
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:24:01
PatMall
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:27:01
PatMall
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:39:01
snickerdoo
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:42:01
yahooligan
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:45:01
yahooligan
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:51:01
sexybrain
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:57:01
DonaldTrump
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:06:01
dapper
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:12:01
chesirecat
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:15:01
reggie
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:36:01
yahooligan
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:45:01
Chrischun
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:48:01
dapper
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:57:01
RunRonnieRun
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:12:01
Poppy
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:15:01
sexybrain
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:18:01
yahooligan
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:33:01
pentagon
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:51:01
snickerdoo
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:03:01
Chrischun
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:06:02
dapper
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:15:01
chesirecat
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:21:01
idiotboy
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:27:01
patty
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:30:01
dapper
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:36:01
poopface
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:42:01
FactCheck
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:51:01
MichelleW
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:09:01
crapface
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:15:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:18:01
dapper
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:21:02
idiotboy
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:33:01
RunRonnieRun
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:36:01
poopface
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:51:01
patty
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:54:01
doodooface
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:00:01
crapface
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:03:01
FactCheck
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:15:02
PatMall
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:18:01
doodooface
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:21:01
holly
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:30:01
american
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:33:01
snickerdoo
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:36:01
RunRonnieRun
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:51:01
Poppy
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:57:01
FactCheck
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:00:02
snickerdoo
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:03:02
FactCheck
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:06:01
thumbsup
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:09:01
thumbsup
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:15:01
sexybrain
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:24:01
crapface
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:27:01
doodooface
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:30:01
DannyBoy
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:33:01
FactCheck
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:39:01
american
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:51:01
patty
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:54:01
doodooface
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:57:01
poopface
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:00:01
Chrischun
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:15:01
mrdavis
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:18:01
Milkman
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:21:01
reggie
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:30:01
pentagon
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:33:01
pentagon
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:42:01
Chrischun
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:48:01
snickerdoo
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:00:01
FactCheck
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:12:01
milk4dh
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:15:01
sexybrain
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:21:02
mrdavis
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:36:01
chesirecat
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:39:02
snickerdoo
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:42:01
crapface
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:48:01
chesirecat
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:57:01
american
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:12:01
pentagon
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:15:01
little
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:21:02
yahooligan
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:24:01
idiotboy
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:27:01
patty
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:30:01
MichelleW
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:51:01
crapface
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:00:02
patty
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:09:01
patty
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:18:01
PatMall
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:33:01
milk4dh
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:36:01
doodooface
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:45:01
DannyBoy
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:48:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 12:54:01
mrdavis
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:00:01
pentagon
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:06:01
poopface
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:09:01
RunRonnieRun
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:12:01
doodooface
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:27:01
crapface
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:39:01
patty
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:42:01
little
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:48:01
idiotboy
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:51:01
patty
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:54:01
MichelleW
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 01:57:01
snickerdoo
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:00:01
american
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:03:01
Poppy
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:06:01
reggie
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:12:01
little
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:15:01
sexybrain
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:18:01
FactCheck
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:21:01
thumbsup
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:30:01
DonaldTrump
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:33:01
crapface
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:39:01
Milkman
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:54:01
FactCheck
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 02:57:02
DonaldTrump
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:00:01
sexybrain
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:03:01
chesirecat
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:15:01
reggie
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:21:01
sexybrain
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:24:01
mrdavis
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:33:01
Poppy
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 03:42:01
reggie
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:03:01
Milkman
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:06:01
holly
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:15:01
dapper
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:18:02
doodooface
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:30:01
little
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:45:01
poopface
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:48:01
MichelleW
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 04:57:01
Poppy
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:00:01
pentagon
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:09:01
FactCheck
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:12:01
poopface
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:27:01
crapface
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:48:01
pentagon
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 05:51:01
DannyBoy
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:06:01
thumbsup
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:30:01
Poppy
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:33:01
doodooface
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:36:02
reggie
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:39:01
PatMall
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 06:54:01
FactCheck
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:00:01
Chrischun
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:03:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:15:02
patty
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:18:01
holly
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:24:01
idiotboy
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:27:01
yahooligan
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:30:01
pentagon
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:42:01
chesirecat
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:54:01
holly
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 07:57:01
Chrischun
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:15:01
PatMall
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:21:01
dapper
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:36:01
PatMall
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:39:01
Poppy
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:45:02
Chrischun
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 08:51:01
pentagon
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:00:01
Chrischun
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:03:01
patty
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:06:01
patty
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:09:01
MichelleW
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:18:01
snickerdoo
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:21:01
DonaldTrump
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:24:01
sexybrain
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:27:01
doodooface
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:33:01
thumbsup
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:36:02
DonaldTrump
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:42:01
chesirecat
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:54:01
DannyBoy
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 09:57:01
snickerdoo
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:03:01
yahooligan
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:09:01
DannyBoy
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:12:01
sexybrain
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:30:01
holly
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:42:01
pentagon
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:51:01
holly
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 10:57:01
patty
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:03:01
FactCheck
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:06:01
Poppy
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:12:01
doodooface
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:15:01
Chrischun
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:18:01
snickerdoo
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:39:01
Chrischun
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Mar 5, 2024, 11:51:01
DannyBoy
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:06:01
snickerdoo
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:09:01
chesirecat
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:12:01
milk4dh
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:15:01
MichelleW
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:24:01
FactCheck
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:30:01
patty
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:33:01
PatMall
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:45:01
peccili
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:54:02
chesirecat
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:24:01
snickerdoo
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:27:02
mrdavis
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:30:01
holly
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:33:01
DonaldTrump
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:45:01
snickerdoo
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:51:01
dapper
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:06:01
milk4dh
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:09:01
mrdavis
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:18:01
MichelleW
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:24:01
american
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:36:01
Poppy
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:51:01
FactCheck
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:57:01
DannyBoy
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:12:01
mrdavis
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:15:01
DonaldTrump
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:18:01
DannyBoy
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:27:01
holly
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:36:01
snickerdoo
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:39:01
DannyBoy
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:42:01
milk4dh
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:45:01
mrdavis
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:54:01
holly
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:57:01
MichelleW
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:12:01
RunRonnieRun
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:18:01
sexybrain
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:21:01
DannyBoy
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:30:01
idiotboy
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:36:01
snickerdoo
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:39:01
yahooligan
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:51:01
PatMall
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:54:01
little
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:00:01
patty
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:18:01
thumbsup
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:24:02
FactCheck
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:27:01
Poppy
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:30:02
peccili
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:33:01
RunRonnieRun
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:48:01
FactCheck
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:03:01
milk4dh
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:06:01
mrdavis
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:09:01
DannyBoy
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:12:01
little
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:24:01
sexybrain
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:30:01
Chrischun
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:36:01
doodooface
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:39:01
Milkman
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:54:01
Milkman
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:57:01
holly
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:12:01
DannyBoy
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:15:01
idiotboy
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:18:01
DonaldTrump
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:21:01
milk4dh
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:24:01
peccili
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:27:01
PatMall
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:33:01
american
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:39:01
PatMall
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:45:01
milk4dh
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:48:02
Poppy
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:51:01
peccili
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:54:01
holly
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:57:01
thumbsup
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:06:01
FactCheck
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:12:02
reggie
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:15:01
dapper
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:18:01
mrdavis
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:24:01
american
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:42:01
reggie
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:45:01
reggie
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:51:01
peccili
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:54:02
peccili
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:00:01
pentagon
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:09:01
Chrischun
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:18:01
FactCheck
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:21:01
PatMall
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:42:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:51:01
chesirecat
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:54:01
holly
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:57:01
MichelleW
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:03:01
Poppy
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:06:01
chesirecat
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:09:01
snickerdoo
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:15:01
crapface
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:30:01
DonaldTrump
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:39:01
reggie
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:42:01
FactCheck
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:48:01
reggie
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:51:01
patty
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:57:01
mrdavis
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:03:01
milk4dh
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:06:01
peccili
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:09:01
yahooligan
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:12:01
holly
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:36:01
thumbsup
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:42:01
american
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:48:01
little
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:51:01
snickerdoo
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:54:01
yahooligan
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:00:01
Poppy
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:09:01
sexybrain
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:12:01
dapper
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:18:01
pentagon
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:21:01
crapface
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:36:01
Milkman
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:42:01
peccili
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:48:01
peccili
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 12:57:01
poopface
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:21:01
mrdavis
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:33:02
Poppy
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:36:01
crapface
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:42:01
yahooligan
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:48:01
patty
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 01:54:01
yahooligan
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:00:01
american
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:09:01
patty
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:12:01
patty
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:15:01
PatMall
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:18:01
doodooface
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:24:01
patty
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:27:01
DannyBoy
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:30:01
mrdavis
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:33:01
snickerdoo
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:36:01
yahooligan
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:42:01
Milkman
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:45:02
Chrischun
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 02:48:01
poopface
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:03:01
MichelleW
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:09:01
poopface
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:12:01
dapper
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:15:01
holly
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:21:01
FactCheck
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:30:01
mrdavis
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:33:01
peccili
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:42:01
snickerdoo
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:45:01
patty
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:48:01
Chrischun
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 03:57:01
MichelleW
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:00:01
american
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:03:01
dapper
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:06:01
holly
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:12:01
poopface
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:18:01
dapper
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:30:01
Chrischun
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:36:01
crapface
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:48:01
little
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:51:01
MichelleW
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 04:54:01
patty
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:00:01
Poppy
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:03:01
dapper
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:15:01
pentagon
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:39:01
peccili
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:45:01
idiotboy
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 05:57:01
mrdavis
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:03:01
RunRonnieRun
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:06:01
idiotboy
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:15:02
pentagon
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:18:01
reggie
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:27:01
yahooligan
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:33:01
idiotboy
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:36:01
RunRonnieRun
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:42:02
mrdavis
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:45:01
little
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:48:01
yahooligan
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 06:54:01
reggie
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:03:01
MichelleW
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:06:01
peccili
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:09:01
poopface
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:18:01
Chrischun
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:24:02
mrdavis
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:30:01
Chrischun
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 07:45:01
poopface
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:00:01
DannyBoy
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:15:01
PatMall
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:18:01
milk4dh
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:21:02
reggie
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:24:01
doodooface
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:27:02
poopface
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:30:01
doodooface
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:42:01
little
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:45:01
Poppy
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:48:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:51:01
RunRonnieRun
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 08:54:01
poopface
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:00:01
idiotboy
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:09:01
doodooface
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:12:01
mrdavis
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:18:01
Milkman
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:24:01
american
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:27:01
yahooligan
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:30:01
pentagon
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:36:01
Poppy
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 09:54:01
patty
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:24:01
snickerdoo
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:39:02
Milkman
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:51:01
DonaldTrump
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 10:57:01
PatMall
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:12:01
idiotboy
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:15:01
sexybrain
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:24:01
Chrischun
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:36:01
sexybrain
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:39:01
pentagon
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Mar 6, 2024, 11:57:01
sexybrain
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:15:01
pentagon
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:18:01
reggie
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:33:02
american
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:36:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:39:01
patty
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:42:01
doodooface
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:48:01
patty
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:51:01
peccili
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:54:01
peccili
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:18:01
little
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:21:01
Chrischun
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:27:01
doodooface
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:30:02
DonaldTrump
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:36:01
chesirecat
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:42:01
sexybrain
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:45:01
chesirecat
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:06:01
sexybrain
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:12:01
peccili
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:24:01
yahooligan
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:27:02
RunRonnieRun
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:33:01
crapface
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:36:01
holly
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:42:01
DonaldTrump
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:48:01
dapper
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:54:01
yahooligan
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:57:01
Poppy
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:00:01
RunRonnieRun
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:06:01
DannyBoy
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:09:01
DonaldTrump
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:12:01
reggie
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:15:01
snickerdoo
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:21:01
american
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:24:01
pentagon
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:42:01
thumbsup
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:51:01
holly
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:54:02
milk4dh
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:03:01
FactCheck
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:06:01
poopface
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:39:01
yahooligan
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:45:01
chesirecat
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:48:01
chesirecat
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:57:01
dapper
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:00:02
american
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:06:01
little
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:18:01
snickerdoo
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:21:02
sexybrain
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:24:01
poopface
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:27:01
sexybrain
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:30:01
thumbsup
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:45:01
Chrischun
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:51:01
snickerdoo
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:00:01
poopface
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:09:02
doodooface
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:15:01
PatMall
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:36:01
holly
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:39:02
poopface
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:42:01
thumbsup
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:45:01
MichelleW
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:18:01
poopface
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:21:01
Milkman
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:24:01
RunRonnieRun
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:27:01
DonaldTrump
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:30:01
doodooface
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:33:01
Milkman
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:36:02
MichelleW
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:39:01
american
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:42:01
idiotboy
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:45:01
milk4dh
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:51:01
dapper
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:54:01
Poppy
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:00:01
sexybrain
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:06:01
little
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:15:01
poopface
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:18:01
little
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:27:01
Poppy
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:33:02
poopface
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:42:02
american
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:45:01
holly
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:03:01
snickerdoo
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:06:01
Milkman
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:12:02
chesirecat
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:27:01
DonaldTrump
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:42:01
dapper
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:48:01
PatMall
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:54:01
yahooligan
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:06:01
Chrischun
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:09:01
DonaldTrump
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:12:01
little
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:15:01
patty
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:24:01
patty
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:39:01
crapface
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:48:01
DonaldTrump
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:54:01
pentagon
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:57:01
holly
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:03:01
pentagon
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:06:01
milk4dh
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:09:01
Chrischun
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:33:01
crapface
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:36:01
milk4dh
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:42:01
peccili
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:57:01
Chrischun
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:03:01
peccili
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:09:01
DonaldTrump
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:12:01
pentagon
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:18:01
poopface
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:30:01
little
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:33:01
milk4dh
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:42:01
idiotboy
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 12:57:01
DannyBoy
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:03:01
patty
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:12:01
poopface
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:21:01
little
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:24:01
reggie
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:30:01
poopface
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:42:01
pentagon
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 01:54:01
mrdavis
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:00:01
patty
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:09:01
DonaldTrump
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:24:01
Poppy
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:30:01
reggie
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:33:01
Milkman
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:36:01
Poppy
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 02:39:01
pentagon
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:03:01
yahooligan
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:12:02
idiotboy
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:21:01
DonaldTrump
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:27:01
DonaldTrump
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:42:01
DonaldTrump
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:48:01
crapface
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:51:02
american
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:54:02
little
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 03:57:01
crapface
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:21:02
peccili
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:39:01
PatMall
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:45:01
yahooligan
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:51:01
Milkman
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 04:54:01
yahooligan
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:03:01
patty
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:33:01
chesirecat
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:45:01
FactCheck
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 05:54:01
Milkman
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:03:01
pentagon
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:06:01
doodooface
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:12:01
snickerdoo
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:21:01
FactCheck
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:30:01
Milkman
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:33:01
FactCheck
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:42:01
poopface
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:51:01
little
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 06:54:01
crapface
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:00:02
thumbsup
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:03:01
FactCheck
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:15:01
dapper
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:36:01
reggie
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 07:48:01
thumbsup
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:27:01
milk4dh
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:30:01
doodooface
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:33:01
patty
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:42:01
MichelleW
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 08:51:01
mrdavis
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:00:01
Milkman
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:03:01
poopface
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:09:01
chesirecat
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:39:01
mrdavis
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:42:01
chesirecat
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:45:01
PatMall
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 09:48:01
dapper
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:06:01
thumbsup
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:27:01
MichelleW
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:30:01
chesirecat
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:39:01
holly
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 10:45:01
little
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:12:01
FactCheck
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:18:01
american
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:27:01
mrdavis
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:30:01
yahooligan
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:45:02
Poppy
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:48:01
DannyBoy
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:51:01
pentagon
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Mar 7, 2024, 11:54:01
milk4dh
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:09:01
dapper
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:12:01
chesirecat
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:21:01
Milkman
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:36:01
pentagon
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 01:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 01:12:01
yahooligan
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 01:30:01
patty
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 01:39:01
pentagon
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 02:24:01
MichelleW
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 02:30:01
thumbsup
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 02:57:01
peccili
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:42:01
peccili
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:48:01
reggie
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:03:01
PatMall
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:06:01
american
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:15:01
crapface
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:21:01
Poppy
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:39:01
DonaldTrump
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:45:01
sexybrain
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:57:01
RunRonnieRun
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 05:45:01
MichelleW
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 05:57:01
Poppy
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 06:06:01
thumbsup
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 06:33:01
FactCheck
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 06:42:01
doodooface
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 06:48:01
chesirecat
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 06:54:01
holly
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 07:12:01
pentagon
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 07:15:01
yahooligan
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 07:24:01
idiotboy
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 08:36:01
FactCheck
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 08:51:01
dapper
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 09:09:02
milk4dh
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 09:21:01
sexybrain
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 09:24:01
milk4dh
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 09:27:01
Poppy
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 09:36:01
holly
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 10:24:01
Chrischun
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 11:00:02
Poppy
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 11:03:01
MichelleW
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 11:09:01
snickerdoo
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 11:12:01
PatMall
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 11:27:01
idiotboy
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:30:01
reggie
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:39:01
PatMall
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:45:01
holly
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 12:57:01
PatMall
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 01:30:01
PatMall
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 01:48:01
yahooligan
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:03:01
reggie
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:06:01
idiotboy
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:12:01
DonaldTrump
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:27:02
Poppy
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:39:01
yahooligan
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:51:01
patty
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:54:02
thumbsup
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 03:57:01
sexybrain
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:39:01
poopface
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 04:45:01
RunRonnieRun
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 05:09:01
yahooligan
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 05:12:01
holly
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 05:18:01
idiotboy
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 06:06:01
little
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 06:33:01
dapper
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 07:00:01
Chrischun
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 07:36:01
peccili
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 07:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 08:15:02
DannyBoy
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 08:21:01
dapper
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 08:36:01
Poppy
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 09:03:01
idiotboy
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 09:39:01
doodooface
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 10:24:02
PatMall
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 11:06:01
FactCheck
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Mar 8, 2024, 11:57:01

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FactCheck
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
FactCheck | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:39
dapper
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
dapper | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:30
patty
Why? Because i said so
patty | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:27
Poppy
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
Poppy | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:24
sexybrain
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
sexybrain | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:21
pentagon
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
pentagon | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:15
Milkman
Dream big and dare to fail.
Milkman | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:12
Poppy
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
Poppy | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:09
DannyBoy
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
DannyBoy | Jul 22, 2024 at 10:54
MichelleW
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
MichelleW | Jul 22, 2024 at 10:45