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The "Daily Show" host also torched Republican claims to be one thing.
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sexybrain
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 01:51:01
idiotboy
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:27:01
MichelleW
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 05:00:01
Milkman
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 08:21:01
snickerdoo
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 12:03:01
reggie
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:03:01
yahooligan
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:48:01
sexybrain
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 08:03:01
PatMall
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:06:01
idiotboy
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:27:02
little
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 03:09:01
Milkman
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 03:57:01
sexybrain
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 05:51:01
FactCheck
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 06:24:01
milk4dh
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 06:33:01
milk4dh
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 09:00:01
pentagon
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:06:01
PatMall
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 02:00:01
doodooface
I appreciate you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 04:33:01
dapper
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 05:54:01
american
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:24:01
Poppy
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 08:12:01
Poppy
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Mar 12, 2024, 12:39:01
holly
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Mar 12, 2024, 03:33:02
yahooligan
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Mar 12, 2024, 04:48:01
Milkman
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Mar 12, 2024, 04:51:01
DannyBoy
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Mar 12, 2024, 06:30:01
sexybrain
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Mar 12, 2024, 08:36:01
holly
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Mar 12, 2024, 09:21:01
MichelleW
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Mar 12, 2024, 09:54:01
patty
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 03:27:01
thumbsup
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 04:15:02
RunRonnieRun
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 01:39:01
american
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 01:54:01
Chrischun
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 03:06:01
DannyBoy
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 05:18:01
yahooligan
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 06:03:01
FactCheck
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 06:24:01
FactCheck
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Mar 13, 2024, 11:33:01
reggie
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 12:09:01
Poppy
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 12:12:01
PatMall
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 12:36:01
Chrischun
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 12:45:01
yahooligan
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 12:57:01
sexybrain
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:03:01
crapface
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:09:01
sexybrain
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:33:01
Milkman
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:42:01
thumbsup
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:45:01
american
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:57:01
pentagon
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:03:01
milk4dh
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:12:01
chesirecat
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:15:01
MichelleW
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:33:01
holly
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 03:12:01
crapface
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 03:27:01
holly
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 03:33:01
DonaldTrump
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 03:48:01
crapface
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:15:01
Chrischun
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:36:01
dapper
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:42:01
MichelleW
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:54:01
DonaldTrump
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 05:03:01
dapper
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 05:36:02
reggie
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 05:51:01
DannyBoy
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 06:21:01
yahooligan
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 06:24:01
yahooligan
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 06:27:01
mrdavis
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:03:01
peccili
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:09:01
Milkman
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:15:01
mrdavis
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:21:02
DannyBoy
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:33:01
thumbsup
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:39:01
holly
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:48:02
RunRonnieRun
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 08:06:01
milk4dh
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 08:09:01
pentagon
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 08:39:01
Chrischun
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 08:48:01
reggie
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:06:01
dapper
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:15:01
poopface
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:27:01
american
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:30:01
DonaldTrump
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:42:01
patty
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:51:01
sexybrain
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:54:01
american
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:57:01
reggie
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 10:12:01
FactCheck
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 11:00:01
FactCheck
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 11:39:01
Milkman
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 11:48:02
poopface
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 11:57:01
FactCheck
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 12:45:01
RunRonnieRun
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 12:54:01
Chrischun
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:09:01
chesirecat
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:21:01
sexybrain
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:30:01
snickerdoo
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:39:01
Milkman
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:45:01
peccili
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 01:51:01
milk4dh
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:00:01
snickerdoo
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:06:01
dapper
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:15:01
doodooface
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:27:01
peccili
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:30:01
DonaldTrump
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 02:42:01
peccili
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 03:30:01
PatMall
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 03:42:02
RunRonnieRun
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 03:45:01
Poppy
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 03:51:01
american
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 03:57:01
dapper
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:09:01
thumbsup
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:18:01
Poppy
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:42:01
patty
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:54:01
little
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 04:57:01
PatMall
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 05:15:02
yahooligan
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 05:18:01
sexybrain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 05:24:01
sexybrain
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 05:27:01
peccili
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 06:06:01
reggie
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 06:09:01
DonaldTrump
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 06:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 06:54:01
sexybrain
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:09:01
DonaldTrump
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:21:01
yahooligan
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:30:01
peccili
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:39:01
chesirecat
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:42:01
Chrischun
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:48:01
DannyBoy
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:54:01
yahooligan
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 07:57:02
FactCheck
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 08:42:02
american
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 08:54:01
doodooface
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:00:01
patty
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:15:01
PatMall
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:33:01
chesirecat
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:45:01
DonaldTrump
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 09:54:01
snickerdoo
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 10:00:01
thumbsup
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 10:15:01
thumbsup
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 10:18:01
holly
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 10:24:01
thumbsup
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 10:27:01
crapface
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 10:36:01
peccili
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 10:45:01
RunRonnieRun
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 10:54:01
idiotboy
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 11:27:02
doodooface
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Mar 14, 2024, 11:51:01
DonaldTrump
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:06:01
sexybrain
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:18:01
DonaldTrump
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:21:01
peccili
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:30:01
DonaldTrump
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:33:01
milk4dh
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:39:01
Chrischun
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:48:02
doodooface
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 01:09:02
Poppy
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 01:12:01
Poppy
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 01:30:01
MichelleW
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 01:36:01
doodooface
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 02:33:01
peccili
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 02:39:01
american
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 03:15:01
Milkman
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 03:21:01
Poppy
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 03:36:02
thumbsup
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 04:03:01
PatMall
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 04:24:02
doodooface
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 04:30:01
yahooligan
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 04:33:01
DannyBoy
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 05:15:01
reggie
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 05:18:01
FactCheck
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 05:24:01
RunRonnieRun
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 06:27:01
Chrischun
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 06:42:01
milk4dh
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 06:57:01
RunRonnieRun
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:30:01
yahooligan
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:36:01
dapper
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:45:01
RunRonnieRun
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:48:01
DannyBoy
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 08:06:01
patty
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 08:21:01
Poppy
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 08:27:01
sexybrain
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 08:45:01
FactCheck
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 09:15:01
RunRonnieRun
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 09:45:01
Poppy
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 09:57:01
DonaldTrump
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:03:01
poopface
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:06:01
DonaldTrump
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:12:01
yahooligan
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:33:01
poopface
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:42:01
dapper
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:51:01
RunRonnieRun
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 11:00:01
Milkman
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 11:06:01
Milkman
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:21:01
holly
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:30:01
sexybrain
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 12:45:01
Poppy
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 01:15:01
dapper
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 01:27:01
FactCheck
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 01:45:01
yahooligan
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 01:54:01
FactCheck
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 01:57:01
patty
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 02:27:01
FactCheck
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 02:42:01
reggie
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 02:45:01
Milkman
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 02:51:01
DannyBoy
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 03:03:01
thumbsup
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 03:18:02
milk4dh
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 03:51:01
milk4dh
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 03:57:01
yahooligan
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 04:12:01
crapface
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 05:15:01
peccili
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 05:48:01
dapper
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 06:42:01
PatMall
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:06:01
peccili
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:27:01
idiotboy
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:30:01
patty
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:42:01
doodooface
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:45:01
poopface
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:48:02
doodooface
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 07:54:01
reggie
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 08:06:01
FactCheck
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 08:24:01
little
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 08:33:01
american
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 09:33:01
chesirecat
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 09:39:01
PatMall
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 09:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:00:01
dapper
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:03:01
pentagon
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:30:01
little
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:39:01
little
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 10:45:01
chesirecat
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 11:06:01
MichelleW
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 11:21:01
crapface
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 11:33:02
reggie
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 11:45:01
mrdavis
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Mar 15, 2024, 11:48:01

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