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A suspected Banksy artwork has been spotted on a wall on the side of a building on Hornsey Road, Finsbury Park, north London.
Added 5 Months ago (Monday, Mar 18, 2024, 04:30)
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crapface
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:54:02
thumbsup
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:21:01
american
You bring out the best in other people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:45:01
Chrischun
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:27:01
sexybrain
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 12:39:01
doodooface
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 01:39:01
Milkman
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 01:45:01
dapper
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:15:01
dapper
Why is this news?
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:33:01
chesirecat
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:39:01
MichelleW
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:48:01
american
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:51:01
milk4dh
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:12:01
doodooface
MAGA!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:18:01
Chrischun
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:24:01
yahooligan
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:24:01
idiotboy
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:51:02
RunRonnieRun
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:18:01
peccili
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:06:01
pentagon
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:45:01
pentagon
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:39:01
FactCheck
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:09:01
DonaldTrump
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:39:01
poopface
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:24:01
reggie
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:06:01
little
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:09:01
peccili
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:09:01
Chrischun
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:45:02
MichelleW
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:24:01
american
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:51:01
crapface
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:21:01
doodooface
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:45:01
DonaldTrump
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:24:01
doodooface
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:45:01
sexybrain
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:03:02
sexybrain
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:00:01
PatMall
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:54:01
FactCheck
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:27:01
little
...not that anyone cares
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:51:01
idiotboy
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:45:01
chesirecat
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:09:02
snickerdoo
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:06:01
mrdavis
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:09:01
thumbsup
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:45:01
holly
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:00:01
sexybrain
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:36:01
Chrischun
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:39:01
DannyBoy
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:45:01
thumbsup
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:51:01
holly
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:54:02
american
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:00:01
Chrischun
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:12:02
crapface
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:15:01
little
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:18:01
dapper
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:21:01
idiotboy
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:24:01
snickerdoo
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:27:01
mrdavis
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:30:01
Poppy
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:51:01
poopface
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:03:01
poopface
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:15:01
mrdavis
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:21:01
thumbsup
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:30:01
peccili
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:36:01
Poppy
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:45:01
thumbsup
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:54:01
snickerdoo
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:00:02
patty
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:03:01
chesirecat
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:09:01
chesirecat
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:24:01
dapper
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:27:02
DonaldTrump
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:39:01
crapface
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:48:01
milk4dh
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:54:01
Poppy
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:09:01
DonaldTrump
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:18:01
mrdavis
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:30:01
sexybrain
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:33:01
pentagon
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:39:01
Milkman
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:06:01
RunRonnieRun
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:18:02
poopface
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:21:01
poopface
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:33:01
chesirecat
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:39:01
Milkman
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:48:01
DannyBoy
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:21:01
poopface
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:27:01
yahooligan
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:33:01
sexybrain
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:42:01
thumbsup
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:45:01
patty
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:54:01
sexybrain
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:57:01
DonaldTrump
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:00:01
Milkman
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:06:01
peccili
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:09:01
crapface
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:12:02
mrdavis
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:18:02
chesirecat
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:30:01
reggie
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:36:01
MichelleW
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:45:01
idiotboy
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:54:01
milk4dh
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:57:01
poopface
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 12:12:01
Poppy
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 12:21:01
holly
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 12:33:01
sexybrain
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 12:42:01
crapface
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 12:48:01
patty
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 12:51:01
mrdavis
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 12:57:01
patty
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 01:06:01
dapper
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 01:09:01
Chrischun
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 01:12:01
PatMall
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 01:15:01
thumbsup
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 01:24:01
yahooligan
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 01:30:01
MichelleW
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 01:51:01
yahooligan
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:03:01
PatMall
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:15:01
crapface
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:18:01
DannyBoy
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:21:01
doodooface
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:27:01
PatMall
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:30:01
yahooligan
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:33:01
yahooligan
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:42:01
patty
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:45:01
american
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:48:01
chesirecat
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 02:57:01
patty
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 03:06:01
sexybrain
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 03:09:01
patty
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 03:27:01
little
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 03:42:01
thumbsup
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 03:45:01
sexybrain
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 03:54:02
milk4dh
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 03:57:01
DonaldTrump
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:00:01
dapper
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:09:01
peccili
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:12:01
RunRonnieRun
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:24:01
thumbsup
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:39:01
thumbsup
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 04:48:01
peccili
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:12:01
reggie
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:27:01
milk4dh
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:30:01
pentagon
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:45:01
holly
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 05:54:01
yahooligan
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:06:01
peccili
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:09:02
american
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:15:01
Poppy
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:21:01
crapface
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:30:01
Milkman
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 06:36:01
DannyBoy
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:03:01
idiotboy
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:06:01
poopface
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:15:01
dapper
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:21:01
pentagon
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:24:01
thumbsup
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:27:01
thumbsup
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:45:01
chesirecat
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:54:01
poopface
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:03:01
mrdavis
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:24:01
DannyBoy
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:30:01
peccili
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:03:01
sexybrain
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:18:01
Milkman
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:39:01
crapface
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:30:01
MichelleW
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:33:01
chesirecat
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:54:01
Poppy
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:00:02
Chrischun
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:03:01
Poppy
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:06:01
doodooface
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:12:01
idiotboy
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:24:01
idiotboy
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:45:01
Milkman
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:12:01
Milkman
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:15:01
yahooligan
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:21:01
Chrischun
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:45:01
american
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:54:01
Poppy
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:06:01
DonaldTrump
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:12:01
little
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:15:01
chesirecat
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:18:01
crapface
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:30:01
pentagon
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:33:01
idiotboy
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:36:01
yahooligan
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:45:01
milk4dh
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:57:01
sexybrain
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:15:01
FactCheck
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:33:01
sexybrain
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:54:01
peccili
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:57:01
PatMall
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:09:01
mrdavis
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:12:01
Milkman
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:18:01
yahooligan
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:27:01
reggie
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:30:01
DonaldTrump
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:42:01
reggie
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:00:01
Poppy
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:03:01
PatMall
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:21:01
pentagon
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:33:01
chesirecat
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:36:01
RunRonnieRun
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:42:01
little
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:57:02
pentagon
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:24:01
snickerdoo
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:33:01
crapface
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:39:01
RunRonnieRun
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:48:01
yahooligan
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:12:01
DannyBoy
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:15:01
Milkman
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:24:01
crapface
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:39:02
RunRonnieRun
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:45:01
snickerdoo
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:51:01
sexybrain
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:57:01
DonaldTrump
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:00:01
snickerdoo
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:27:01
yahooligan
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:42:01
peccili
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:45:02
idiotboy
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:51:01
idiotboy
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:57:01
Chrischun
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:06:01
milk4dh
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:12:01
patty
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:15:01
doodooface
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:51:01
mrdavis
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:09:01
thumbsup
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:21:01
mrdavis
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:30:01
FactCheck
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:42:01
holly
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:03:01
poopface
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:24:01
poopface
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:27:01
PatMall
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:42:01
crapface
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:54:01
snickerdoo
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:57:01
Chrischun
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:00:01
mrdavis
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:03:01
patty
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:09:01
dapper
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:36:01
chesirecat
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:39:01
DannyBoy
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:48:01
reggie
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:51:01
pentagon
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:33:01
Milkman
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:03:02
holly
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:12:01
Milkman
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:21:01
pentagon
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:27:01
PatMall
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:33:01
DannyBoy
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:45:01
Chrischun
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:54:01
doodooface
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:00:02
crapface
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:57:01
MichelleW
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:09:01
holly
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:12:01
peccili
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:45:01
sexybrain
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:09:01
crapface
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:15:01
Milkman
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:18:01
chesirecat
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:27:01
DonaldTrump
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:33:01
Milkman
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:36:01
DonaldTrump
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:51:01
pentagon
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:09:01
thumbsup
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:15:01
mrdavis
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:27:02
holly
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:36:01
Milkman
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:39:01
dapper
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:00:01
Poppy
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:09:02
peccili
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:15:01
Milkman
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:24:02
milk4dh
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:30:01
doodooface
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:09:01
doodooface
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:27:01
peccili
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:00:01
Milkman
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:03:02
poopface
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:09:01
Chrischun
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:30:01
idiotboy
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:48:01
yahooligan
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:06:01
DonaldTrump
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:15:01
RunRonnieRun
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:27:01
milk4dh
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:30:01
dapper
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:06:01
FactCheck
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:12:01
crapface
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:18:01
doodooface
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:24:02
DannyBoy
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:30:01
mrdavis
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:51:01
milk4dh
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:09:01
patty
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:21:01
doodooface
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:36:01
sexybrain
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:39:01
MichelleW
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:54:01
sexybrain
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:03:01
yahooligan
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:21:01
Chrischun
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:24:01
DannyBoy
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:42:01
poopface
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:48:01
american
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:57:01
pentagon
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:03:02
holly
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:36:01
FactCheck
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:57:02
DannyBoy
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:03:01
chesirecat
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:42:01
pentagon
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:51:01
milk4dh
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:54:02
FactCheck
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:57:02
yahooligan
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:15:01
Poppy
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:51:02
sexybrain
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:57:01
pentagon
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:06:01
poopface
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:21:01
idiotboy
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:27:01
doodooface
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:45:01
PatMall
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:03:01
crapface
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:15:01
idiotboy
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:18:01
crapface
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:36:02
patty
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:57:01
thumbsup
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:33:01
holly
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:42:01
PatMall
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:45:01
sexybrain
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:24:01
Chrischun
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:27:01
reggie
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:06:01
american
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:18:02
Poppy
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:33:01
reggie
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:45:01
pentagon
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:48:01
sexybrain
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:54:01
idiotboy
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:03:01
milk4dh
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:06:01
snickerdoo
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:27:01
idiotboy
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:33:01
thumbsup
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:39:01
snickerdoo
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:48:01
Chrischun
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:03:02
holly
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:15:01
crapface
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:24:01
poopface
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:30:01
PatMall
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:45:01
RunRonnieRun
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:06:01
MichelleW
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:45:01
poopface
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:48:01
peccili
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:03:01
MichelleW
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:21:01
american
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:33:01
thumbsup
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:39:01
DonaldTrump
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:09:01
sexybrain
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:12:01
thumbsup
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:18:02
dapper
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:51:01
patty
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:03:02
pentagon
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:09:01
peccili
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:15:01
holly
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:39:01
pentagon
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:00:01
idiotboy
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:24:01
mrdavis
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:45:01
little
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:54:01
RunRonnieRun
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:42:01
dapper
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:27:01
yahooligan
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:36:01
milk4dh
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:09:01
peccili
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:45:01
FactCheck
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:48:01
dapper
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:00:01
holly
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:12:01
pentagon
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:39:01
american
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:48:01
crapface
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:54:01
american
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:12:01
PatMall
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:45:01
dapper
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:57:02
RunRonnieRun
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:15:01
FactCheck
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:21:01
yahooligan
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:51:01
reggie
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:54:01
DannyBoy
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:15:01
patty
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:30:01
yahooligan
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:06:01
Chrischun
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:39:01
thumbsup
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:00:01
holly
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:06:01
chesirecat
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:18:01
snickerdoo
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:42:01
crapface
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:48:01
DannyBoy
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:57:01
MichelleW
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:12:01
pentagon
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:21:01
snickerdoo
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:42:02
reggie
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:54:02
american
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:00:01
DannyBoy
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:15:02
patty
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:21:01
milk4dh
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:30:01
dapper
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:45:01
little
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:21:01
poopface
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:27:01
reggie
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:30:01
milk4dh
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:54:01
Milkman
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:09:01
poopface
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:24:01
thumbsup
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:30:02
doodooface
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:33:01
MichelleW
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:36:01
reggie
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:57:01
poopface
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:27:01
american
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:30:01
MichelleW
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:15:01
Milkman
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:36:01
doodooface
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:00:01
RunRonnieRun
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:03:01
peccili
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:27:01
thumbsup
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:42:01
mrdavis
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:33:01
Milkman
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:15:01
FactCheck
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:27:01
PatMall
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:27:01
holly
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:48:01
Chrischun
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:03:01
snickerdoo
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:24:01
thumbsup
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:18:01
peccili
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:36:01
holly
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:48:01
chesirecat
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:57:01
Poppy
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:33:01
yahooligan
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:48:01
mrdavis
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:54:01
sexybrain
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:36:01
american
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:57:01

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idiotboy
This message approved by Donald J Trump
idiotboy | Jul 22, 2024 at 01:06
patty
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
patty | Jul 22, 2024 at 01:00
PatMall
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
PatMall | Jul 22, 2024 at 12:51
patty
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
patty | Jul 22, 2024 at 12:39
yahooligan
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
yahooligan | Jul 22, 2024 at 12:36
snickerdoo
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
snickerdoo | Jul 22, 2024 at 12:27
dapper
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
dapper | Jul 22, 2024 at 12:21
sexybrain
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
sexybrain | Jul 22, 2024 at 12:12
DonaldTrump
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
DonaldTrump | Jul 22, 2024 at 12:00
RunRonnieRun
Your integrity determines your destiny.
RunRonnieRun | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:57