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Donald Trump is hitting back at Jimmy Kimmel, pouring gasoline on their Oscar night feud. Trump says Kimmel played right into his hands. “The thing went viral, it's all over the world, and all he had to do was keep his mouth shut,” Trump says. Meanwhi...
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peccili
Where's the beef?
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:51:01
crapface
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:09:01
pentagon
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:09:01
idiotboy
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:36:01
DonaldTrump
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:30:02
chesirecat
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:39:01
little
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:39:01
DonaldTrump
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:24:01
RunRonnieRun
You deserve a hug right now.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:51:01
DannyBoy
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:57:01
holly
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:03:01
little
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:06:01
pentagon
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:30:01
PatMall
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:12:01
MichelleW
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:39:01
DannyBoy
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:39:01
yahooligan
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:18:02
doodooface
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:00:01
RunRonnieRun
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:57:01
poopface
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:39:01
DonaldTrump
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:45:01
crapface
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Fav'd!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:18:01
milk4dh
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:39:01
FactCheck
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:06:01
snickerdoo
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:51:01
milk4dh
Today is like the best day
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:30:01
little
One of the better articles I've read today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 07:33:01
snickerdoo
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:36:01
holly
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:51:01
Chrischun
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:54:01
pentagon
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 08:57:01
sexybrain
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:45:01
mrdavis
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 09:57:01
doodooface
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:03:01
DonaldTrump
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:09:01
MichelleW
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:27:01
peccili
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:42:01
patty
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:51:01
little
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 10:57:01
Milkman
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:09:01
DannyBoy
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:27:01
mrdavis
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Mar 18, 2024, 11:54:01
snickerdoo
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:03:01
MichelleW
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:27:01
FactCheck
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:36:01
yahooligan
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:39:01
patty
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:42:01
doodooface
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:21:01
american
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:24:01
dapper
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:51:01
american
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:12:01
thumbsup
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:27:01
yahooligan
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:45:01
crapface
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:48:01
thumbsup
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:45:01
holly
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:48:01
milk4dh
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:30:01
PatMall
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:39:01
PatMall
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:45:01
Chrischun
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:51:02
sexybrain
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:54:01
DannyBoy
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:15:02
Milkman
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:18:02
DannyBoy
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:21:01
idiotboy
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:54:01
reggie
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:09:01
american
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:27:02
DannyBoy
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:30:01
DannyBoy
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:54:01
poopface
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:12:01
little
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:33:01
poopface
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:03:01
Milkman
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:30:01
patty
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:33:01
thumbsup
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:36:01
american
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:48:01
dapper
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:00:01
little
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:06:02
american
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:12:01
PatMall
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:15:01
american
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:18:01
sexybrain
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:27:01
PatMall
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:33:01
milk4dh
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:36:01
RunRonnieRun
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:45:01
DannyBoy
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:54:01
FactCheck
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:57:01
DonaldTrump
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:00:01
DonaldTrump
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:06:01
patty
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:12:01
mrdavis
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:15:02
snickerdoo
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:21:01
holly
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:54:01
american
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:51:01
sexybrain
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 12:54:01
poopface
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:15:01
idiotboy
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:42:01
yahooligan
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:51:01
sexybrain
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 01:57:01
little
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:03:01
MichelleW
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:09:02
sexybrain
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:18:02
peccili
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:21:01
thumbsup
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:24:01
dapper
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 02:27:01
yahooligan
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:21:01
holly
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:27:01
mrdavis
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:36:01
DannyBoy
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:39:01
MichelleW
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:54:01
crapface
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 03:57:01
mrdavis
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:21:01
Poppy
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:24:01
chesirecat
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:42:01
sexybrain
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:45:01
doodooface
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:48:02
MichelleW
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 04:54:01
patty
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:06:01
crapface
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 05:54:01
holly
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:36:01
holly
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:42:01
chesirecat
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 06:57:01
FactCheck
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:00:01
milk4dh
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:12:01
poopface
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:18:01
PatMall
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:24:01
yahooligan
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:39:01
crapface
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:45:01
thumbsup
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 07:48:01
peccili
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 08:06:01
RunRonnieRun
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 09:00:01
Milkman
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:15:01
idiotboy
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:33:01
pentagon
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:36:01
milk4dh
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:39:01
dapper
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:48:01
dapper
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 10:54:01
mrdavis
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:12:02
reggie
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:15:01
thumbsup
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:27:01
MichelleW
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:30:01
mrdavis
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Mar 19, 2024, 11:57:01
poopface
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:33:01
holly
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:36:01
milk4dh
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:39:01
peccili
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:45:01
american
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:51:01
thumbsup
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:00:02
mrdavis
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:09:01
doodooface
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:18:01
Milkman
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:27:01
idiotboy
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:30:01
Poppy
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:54:01
idiotboy
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:21:01
holly
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:24:01
crapface
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:30:01
Milkman
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:03:01
patty
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:21:01
dapper
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:54:01
sexybrain
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:03:02
RunRonnieRun
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:09:01
sexybrain
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:18:01
Chrischun
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:33:01
dapper
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:36:01
thumbsup
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:45:01
thumbsup
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:57:02
idiotboy
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:03:01
DannyBoy
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:12:01
Poppy
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:24:01
DonaldTrump
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:30:01
thumbsup
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:39:01
peccili
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:48:01
patty
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:00:01
little
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:06:01
poopface
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:48:01
doodooface
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:06:01
dapper
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:09:01
crapface
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:12:02
MichelleW
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:21:01
idiotboy
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:24:01
RunRonnieRun
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:27:01
holly
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:51:01
Poppy
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:57:01
little
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:03:01
poopface
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:09:01
thumbsup
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:21:01
little
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:30:01
yahooligan
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:39:01
PatMall
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:51:01
crapface
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:09:01
RunRonnieRun
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:42:01
dapper
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:51:01
DannyBoy
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:51:01
FactCheck
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:57:01
doodooface
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:45:01
DannyBoy
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:51:01
crapface
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:57:01
reggie
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:33:01
Milkman
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:36:01
Milkman
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 12:48:01
sexybrain
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:03:01
poopface
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:12:01
Poppy
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:18:01
Chrischun
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:36:01
PatMall
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:39:01
doodooface
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 01:57:01
RunRonnieRun
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:00:01
mrdavis
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:09:01
Poppy
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:15:01
yahooligan
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:18:01
dapper
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 02:30:01
patty
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:06:01
peccili
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:30:01
patty
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:33:01
Milkman
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:39:01
MichelleW
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:42:01
reggie
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 03:48:02
MichelleW
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:00:01
poopface
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:03:01
DannyBoy
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:30:01
patty
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:33:01
idiotboy
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 04:57:02
yahooligan
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:06:01
Poppy
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:12:01
MichelleW
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:21:01
thumbsup
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 05:39:01
idiotboy
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:09:01
FactCheck
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:15:01
peccili
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:48:01
MichelleW
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 06:54:01
MichelleW
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:12:01
mrdavis
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 07:51:01
thumbsup
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:06:01
reggie
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:24:01
PatMall
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 08:27:01
MichelleW
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:03:01
mrdavis
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:06:01
snickerdoo
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:33:01
idiotboy
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 09:54:02
milk4dh
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:03:01
FactCheck
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 10:21:01
dapper
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:09:02
milk4dh
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:18:01
Milkman
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Mar 20, 2024, 11:57:01
holly
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:12:01
american
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:24:01
milk4dh
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:51:01
dapper
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:57:01
reggie
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:00:01
chesirecat
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:03:01
poopface
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:09:01
DannyBoy
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:36:01
snickerdoo
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:57:01
PatMall
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:15:02
sexybrain
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:18:01
pentagon
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:33:01
sexybrain
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:45:02
PatMall
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:12:01
sexybrain
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:18:02
thumbsup
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:33:01
holly
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:36:01
Milkman
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:48:01
patty
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:57:02
snickerdoo
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:06:01
reggie
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:39:01
Poppy
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:27:01
DannyBoy
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:42:01
RunRonnieRun
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:51:01
doodooface
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:54:01
holly
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:36:01
thumbsup
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:39:02
MichelleW
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:54:01
thumbsup
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:15:01
crapface
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:30:01
chesirecat
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:45:01
patty
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:57:01
poopface
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:33:01
DannyBoy
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:54:02
snickerdoo
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:03:02
crapface
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:18:01
chesirecat
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:51:01
dapper
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:00:02
peccili
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:12:01
crapface
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:21:01
poopface
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:27:01
Chrischun
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:39:01
Chrischun
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:03:01
poopface
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:21:02
sexybrain
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:24:01
snickerdoo
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:00:01
american
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:18:01
american
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 12:45:01
patty
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:09:01
milk4dh
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:15:01
FactCheck
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 01:57:01
DonaldTrump
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:15:01
sexybrain
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:30:01
doodooface
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:54:01
holly
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:09:01
peccili
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:30:01
little
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:33:01
MichelleW
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:54:01
reggie
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:00:01
Chrischun
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:33:01
mrdavis
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:12:01
pentagon
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:15:01
Milkman
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:36:01
crapface
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:15:01
Chrischun
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:24:01
DannyBoy
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:27:01
crapface
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:51:01
crapface
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:27:01
idiotboy
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:39:01
poopface
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:06:01
reggie
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:42:01
sexybrain
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:51:01
dapper
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:54:01
pentagon
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:00:01
RunRonnieRun
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:06:01
patty
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:45:01
FactCheck
...not that anyone cares
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