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Kevin Costner is father to seven children. Here's what to know about the actor's kids, their moms and what he's said about fatherhood.
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holly
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:21:01
holly
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:42:01
Poppy
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:30:01
idiotboy
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:36:01
milk4dh
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 02:24:01
peccili
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:57:02
patty
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:12:01
PatMall
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:33:02
idiotboy
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:12:01
yahooligan
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 06:42:01
sexybrain
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 08:18:01
milk4dh
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 11:12:01
Poppy
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 01:42:01
holly
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 04:45:01
american
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 05:48:01
poopface
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 08:42:01
pentagon
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 09:54:01
thumbsup
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:21:01
dapper
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:39:01
MichelleW
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:42:01
MichelleW
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 11:24:01
Chrischun
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 01:54:01
MichelleW
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 02:15:01
crapface
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 02:48:01
Poppy
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 05:57:02
doodooface
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:33:01
pentagon
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:51:01
DonaldTrump
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:00:01
Milkman
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:18:01
doodooface
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:54:01
Chrischun
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:57:01
dapper
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:18:01
american
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:21:01
yahooligan
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:27:01
pentagon
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:57:01
dapper
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:36:01
PatMall
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:09:01
idiotboy
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:45:01
Poppy
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:03:01
idiotboy
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:09:01
patty
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:33:01
poopface
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:57:01
doodooface
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:27:01
Poppy
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:33:01
patty
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:42:01
Poppy
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:57:01
sexybrain
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:30:01
patty
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:48:01
little
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:30:01
Chrischun
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:51:01
crapface
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:00:01
patty
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:09:01
crapface
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:51:01
milk4dh
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:51:01
milk4dh
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:57:01
Milkman
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:06:02
reggie
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:42:01
Milkman
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 02:45:01
little
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:00:01
reggie
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:21:01
pentagon
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:48:01
holly
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 03:57:01
poopface
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:00:01
peccili
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 04:42:02
idiotboy
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:42:01
snickerdoo
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 05:48:01
DannyBoy
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 06:18:01
Chrischun
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 07:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 08:24:01
pentagon
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 09:12:01
poopface
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:39:01
RunRonnieRun
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 10:48:01
Milkman
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:15:01
pentagon
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Mar 21, 2024, 11:39:01
milk4dh
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 12:21:01
thumbsup
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 12:27:01
mrdavis
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 12:42:01
dapper
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 12:51:01
peccili
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:00:01
holly
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:09:01
reggie
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:21:01
milk4dh
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:27:01
thumbsup
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:48:01
doodooface
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 02:06:02
holly
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 02:18:01
mrdavis
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 02:57:01
doodooface
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:12:01
DonaldTrump
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:24:01
PatMall
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:48:01
crapface
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:57:01
Milkman
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:21:01
DonaldTrump
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:24:01
snickerdoo
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:27:01
Poppy
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:36:01
doodooface
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:45:01
Chrischun
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:51:01
pentagon
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:57:01
RunRonnieRun
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 05:21:01
pentagon
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 05:42:01
thumbsup
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 05:45:01
dapper
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 05:57:01
sexybrain
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 06:12:01
idiotboy
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 06:51:01
DonaldTrump
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:12:01
holly
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:15:01
milk4dh
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:24:01
Milkman
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:27:01
MichelleW
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:42:01
reggie
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:45:01
little
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:48:01
american
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 08:18:01
mrdavis
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 08:21:01
DonaldTrump
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 08:24:01
DonaldTrump
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 08:33:02
poopface
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:15:01
chesirecat
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:21:01
DonaldTrump
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:24:01
holly
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:27:01
Milkman
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:39:01
patty
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:48:01
holly
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:00:01
DannyBoy
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:06:01
peccili
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:15:02
RunRonnieRun
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:39:01
Chrischun
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:45:01
Poppy
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 11:06:01
PatMall
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 11:21:01
reggie
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 11:42:01
PatMall
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 12:06:02
DannyBoy
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 12:15:01
crapface
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 12:39:01
Milkman
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 12:48:01
chesirecat
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:06:01
pentagon
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:12:01
dapper
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:21:01
reggie
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 01:48:01
mrdavis
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 02:00:01
crapface
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 02:18:01
sexybrain
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:33:01
Chrischun
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:39:01
MichelleW
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:54:01
Milkman
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 03:57:01
reggie
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:09:01
Milkman
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:24:01
crapface
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 04:57:01
Poppy
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 05:09:01
doodooface
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 05:27:01
poopface
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 05:30:01
RunRonnieRun
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 05:54:01
snickerdoo
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 06:03:01
Chrischun
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 06:30:01
patty
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 06:48:01
PatMall
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 06:57:01
snickerdoo
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:00:01
peccili
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:18:01
poopface
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:27:01
Milkman
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:30:01
mrdavis
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:33:01
PatMall
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:42:01
Milkman
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:48:01
MichelleW
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:51:01
crapface
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 07:57:01
chesirecat
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 08:03:01
patty
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 08:33:01
idiotboy
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:06:01
idiotboy
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:12:01
reggie
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:36:01
PatMall
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 09:57:01
little
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:21:01
patty
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:33:01
pentagon
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:42:01
thumbsup
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:48:01
idiotboy
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 10:57:01
DonaldTrump
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 11:24:01
chesirecat
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 11:30:01
holly
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Fri, Mar 22, 2024, 11:42:01
MichelleW
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:03:02
chesirecat
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:06:01
american
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:12:01
idiotboy
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:21:01
peccili
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:27:01
reggie
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:39:01
reggie
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:57:01
milk4dh
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 01:03:01
idiotboy
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 03:00:01
reggie
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 03:33:01
milk4dh
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 03:39:01
DonaldTrump
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 04:03:01
yahooligan
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 04:06:01
DonaldTrump
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 04:12:01
pentagon
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 04:18:01
FactCheck
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 05:00:02
Poppy
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 05:21:01
reggie
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 05:54:01
dapper
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:00:02
milk4dh
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:03:01
poopface
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:06:01
dapper
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:12:01
dapper
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:27:01
little
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:57:01
RunRonnieRun
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:03:01
peccili
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:06:01
little
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:09:01
thumbsup
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:18:01
idiotboy
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:51:01
yahooligan
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:54:02
american
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 08:00:01
idiotboy
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 08:03:01
pentagon
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 08:06:01
sexybrain
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 08:18:01
DonaldTrump
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 08:45:01
Poppy
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 09:24:01
idiotboy
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:06:01
Poppy
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:09:01
holly
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:24:01
poopface
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:48:01
idiotboy
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 11:21:01
patty
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 11:27:01
american
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 11:30:02
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:09:01
FactCheck
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:15:01
reggie
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:18:01
doodooface
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:27:01
Chrischun
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:33:01
thumbsup
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 12:51:02
little
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 01:36:01
holly
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 01:45:01
DannyBoy
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 01:48:01
sexybrain
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 01:51:01
PatMall
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 02:00:01
little
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 02:06:01
chesirecat
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 02:12:01
pentagon
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 02:18:01
Poppy
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 02:24:01
Poppy
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 03:12:01
peccili
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 03:15:01
snickerdoo
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 03:21:01
chesirecat
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 03:30:02
pentagon
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 03:45:01
FactCheck
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 03:48:01
yahooligan
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 04:06:01
pentagon
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 04:30:01
patty
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 04:48:01
mrdavis
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 04:51:01
Chrischun
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 05:06:01
idiotboy
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 05:09:01
PatMall
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 05:27:01
holly
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 05:30:02
poopface
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:03:01
mrdavis
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:30:01
Chrischun
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:39:01
DannyBoy
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:45:01
poopface
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:48:01
pentagon
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 06:57:01
Chrischun
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:00:01
reggie
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:06:02
pentagon
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:18:01
thumbsup
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:36:01
patty
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:42:01
mrdavis
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 07:45:01
crapface
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 08:06:01
PatMall
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 08:12:01
peccili
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 09:03:01
snickerdoo
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 09:12:01
crapface
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 09:15:01
doodooface
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 09:18:01
doodooface
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 09:27:01
milk4dh
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:33:02
idiotboy
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 10:57:01
PatMall
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 11:09:01
crapface
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 11:33:01
Poppy
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 11:36:01
holly
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sat, Mar 23, 2024, 11:39:01
sexybrain
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:00:01
Chrischun
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:06:01
DonaldTrump
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:12:01
pentagon
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:15:01
PatMall
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:18:02
DannyBoy
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:24:01
dapper
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:27:01
holly
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:30:01
holly
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:39:01
thumbsup
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:42:01
Poppy
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:48:01
milk4dh
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:06:01
thumbsup
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:12:01
yahooligan
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:15:02
RunRonnieRun
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:21:01
Milkman
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:27:01
FactCheck
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:33:01
little
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:39:01
holly
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:42:01
sexybrain
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:45:01
PatMall
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:48:01
reggie
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:51:01
snickerdoo
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:00:01
peccili
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:03:01
chesirecat
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:15:01
idiotboy
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:18:02
mrdavis
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:24:01
doodooface
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:30:01
sexybrain
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:42:01
holly
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:45:02
thumbsup
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:48:01
little
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:51:01
peccili
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:57:01
pentagon
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:00:01
chesirecat
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:09:01
PatMall
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:12:01
little
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:15:01
Milkman
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:18:02
holly
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:24:01
reggie
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:33:01
DonaldTrump
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:39:01
holly
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:51:01
patty
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:54:02
Milkman
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:12:01
Chrischun
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:21:01
chesirecat
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:33:01
MichelleW
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:36:01
Milkman
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:39:01
Milkman
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:48:01
chesirecat
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:51:01
sexybrain
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:54:01
poopface
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:57:01
FactCheck
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:00:01
doodooface
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:15:01
idiotboy
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:30:01
snickerdoo
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:36:01
american
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:39:01
american
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:42:01
crapface
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:00:01
dapper
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:09:01
milk4dh
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:12:01
little
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:15:01
patty
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:24:01
DannyBoy
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:27:01
crapface
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:33:01
sexybrain
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:39:01
Chrischun
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:42:01
FactCheck
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:03:01
FactCheck
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:06:01
american
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:09:02
thumbsup
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:12:01
DonaldTrump
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:15:01
little
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:18:01
american
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:27:01
thumbsup
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:30:01
reggie
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:54:01
thumbsup
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:00:01
pentagon
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:24:01
milk4dh
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:54:01
PatMall
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:57:01
poopface
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:03:01
patty
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:06:01
Chrischun
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:09:01
mrdavis
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:15:01
dapper
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:21:01
patty
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:24:01
RunRonnieRun
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:27:01
Chrischun
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:39:02
thumbsup
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:45:02
dapper
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:48:01
dapper
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:57:01
milk4dh
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:00:01
peccili
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:09:01
DannyBoy
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:12:02
milk4dh
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:27:01
holly
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:33:01
thumbsup
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:36:01
Poppy
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:39:01
FactCheck
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:48:01
sexybrain
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:51:01
FactCheck
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:57:02
snickerdoo
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:03:01
dapper
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:09:01
mrdavis
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:18:01
Chrischun
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:21:01
PatMall
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:24:01
DannyBoy
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:36:01
dapper
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:39:01
mrdavis
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:48:01
DannyBoy
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:51:01
patty
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:12:01
snickerdoo
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:18:01
peccili
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:24:01
sexybrain
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:39:01
reggie
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:42:01
holly
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:45:01
doodooface
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 12:57:01
DonaldTrump
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:09:01
sexybrain
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:18:01
yahooligan
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:21:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:30:01
MichelleW
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:45:01
mrdavis
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:48:01
PatMall
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 01:57:01
reggie
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:15:01
Poppy
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:27:01
chesirecat
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:36:01
holly
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:39:01
holly
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 02:42:01
american
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:03:02
thumbsup
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:12:01
thumbsup
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:15:01
american
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:18:01
Milkman
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:36:01
mrdavis
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:39:01
Chrischun
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:42:01
DonaldTrump
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:51:01
holly
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 03:57:01
MichelleW
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:06:01
chesirecat
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:12:01
reggie
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:15:01
DonaldTrump
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:18:01
poopface
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:24:01
DannyBoy
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:30:01
reggie
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:36:02
MichelleW
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:39:01
idiotboy
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:45:01
FactCheck
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:51:01
patty
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 04:54:01
mrdavis
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:06:01
PatMall
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:09:01
little
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:15:01
snickerdoo
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:18:01
Milkman
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:21:01
chesirecat
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:24:01
thumbsup
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:30:01
reggie
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:39:01
snickerdoo
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 05:51:01
snickerdoo
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:09:01
chesirecat
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:15:02
dapper
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:30:01
peccili
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:33:01
chesirecat
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:45:01
holly
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:48:01
reggie
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 06:57:01
Chrischun
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:00:01
reggie
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:03:01
mrdavis
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:12:01
pentagon
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:15:01
pentagon
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:18:02
peccili
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:27:01
patty
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 07:45:01
yahooligan
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
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poopface
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:12:01
poopface
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:18:01
Poppy
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:21:01
reggie
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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snickerdoo
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
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DonaldTrump
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
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reggie
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 08:57:01
milk4dh
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:03:01
pentagon
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:21:01
peccili
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:27:01
thumbsup
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:30:01
thumbsup
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 09:48:01
DannyBoy
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
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snickerdoo
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:00:01
idiotboy
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:15:01
crapface
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:18:01
yahooligan
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:30:01
Milkman
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:45:01
sexybrain
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 10:54:02
snickerdoo
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:00:01
Poppy
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:06:01
DannyBoy
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:12:02
snickerdoo
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:15:01
patty
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:24:01
american
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:27:01
MichelleW
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:30:02
holly
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:36:01
yahooligan
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:45:01
Milkman
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Sun, Mar 24, 2024, 11:51:01
snickerdoo
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
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You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
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Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
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