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Some homeowners are sounding the alarm over tree trimming scams. Loli McIlwain says a man knocked on her door claiming to be a tree trimmer. As she showed him into her backyard, his accomplice exited the truck and went into the house. McIlwain says the ac...
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milk4dh
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:30:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:42:01
snickerdoo
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 06:09:01
yahooligan
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 07:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 07:51:01
PatMall
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 08:51:02
patty
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:18:01
Milkman
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:54:01
thumbsup
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:39:01
patty
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:06:01
PatMall
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:03:01
patty
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:48:01
peccili
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:51:01
doodooface
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 04:54:01
idiotboy
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:00:01
yahooligan
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:03:01
Milkman
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:21:01
snickerdoo
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:18:01
Chrischun
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 02:24:01
chesirecat
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:00:01
DannyBoy
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:12:01
mrdavis
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
Alright alright alright.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:54:01
chesirecat
Haha i like it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:03:01
DonaldTrump
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:33:01
american
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:15:01
peccili
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:06:01
crapface
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:54:01
mrdavis
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:15:01
chesirecat
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:18:01
DannyBoy
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:09:01
yahooligan
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:39:01
reggie
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:42:01
dapper
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:12:01
reggie
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:12:01
Poppy
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:27:01
PatMall
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:12:01
yahooligan
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:18:02
holly
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 06:36:01
reggie
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 07:33:01
peccili
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 07:57:01
milk4dh
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 08:15:01
snickerdoo
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 08:18:01
MichelleW
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 08:39:01
american
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 08:45:01
MichelleW
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 08:57:01
DannyBoy
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 09:00:01
chesirecat
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 09:15:01
snickerdoo
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 09:30:02
thumbsup
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 09:39:01
little
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 09:45:01
Milkman
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 10:27:01
Milkman
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 10:45:01
chesirecat
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 10:54:01
milk4dh
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 10:57:01
chesirecat
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 11:00:01
FactCheck
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 11:15:01
chesirecat
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 11:33:01
sexybrain
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 11:36:01
little
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 11:45:02
reggie
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Apr 3, 2024, 11:57:01
Milkman
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:03:01
mrdavis
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:12:01
patty
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:15:01
yahooligan
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:27:01
FactCheck
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:39:01
peccili
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:42:01
poopface
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:45:01
DonaldTrump
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:54:01
chesirecat
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:09:01
american
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:12:01
doodooface
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:48:01
dapper
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:03:01
milk4dh
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:09:01
poopface
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:33:02
Poppy
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:45:01
yahooligan
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:51:01
dapper
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:57:01
snickerdoo
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 03:24:01
crapface
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 03:33:01
snickerdoo
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 03:36:02
milk4dh
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 03:42:01
Poppy
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 03:57:01
doodooface
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:21:01
Poppy
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:24:01
DonaldTrump
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:54:01
patty
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 05:24:01
snickerdoo
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 05:30:01
patty
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 05:33:01
crapface
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 05:36:01
american
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 05:45:01
DannyBoy
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 06:24:01
yahooligan
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 06:33:01
yahooligan
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 07:12:01
Milkman
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 07:15:01
snickerdoo
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 07:27:01
MichelleW
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 07:36:01
chesirecat
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 08:18:01
patty
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 08:21:01
PatMall
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 08:24:01
pentagon
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 08:27:01
yahooligan
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 08:54:01
sexybrain
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:00:01
PatMall
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:36:01
little
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:03:01
dapper
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:15:01
Poppy
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:21:01
american
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:33:01
dapper
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:39:01
Poppy
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 11:15:02
thumbsup
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 11:39:01
chesirecat
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 11:42:01
DonaldTrump
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:27:01
poopface
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:30:01
dapper
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 12:57:01
peccili
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:09:01
doodooface
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:21:01
Milkman
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:33:01
sexybrain
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 01:51:01
yahooligan
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:24:01
yahooligan
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:36:01
DonaldTrump
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 02:54:01
peccili
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 03:12:01
DannyBoy
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 03:15:01
thumbsup
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 03:33:01
snickerdoo
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:06:01
patty
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:30:01
reggie
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:39:01
reggie
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 04:42:01
mrdavis
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 05:09:01
thumbsup
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 05:39:01
Chrischun
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 05:48:01
patty
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 05:51:01
chesirecat
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 06:15:01
dapper
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 06:27:01
patty
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 06:30:01
yahooligan
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 07:27:01
chesirecat
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 08:15:01
poopface
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 08:42:01
peccili
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:00:01
snickerdoo
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:03:01
american
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:09:02
poopface
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:15:01
chesirecat
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:21:02
PatMall
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:27:01
PatMall
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:39:01
FactCheck
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 09:54:01
DannyBoy
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:03:01
poopface
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:15:01
poopface
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 10:54:01
dapper
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 11:21:01
snickerdoo
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 11:30:01
RunRonnieRun
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 11:36:01
idiotboy
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 11:51:01
doodooface
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Apr 4, 2024, 11:54:01
DannyBoy
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:06:01
idiotboy
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:45:02
thumbsup
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:54:01
DonaldTrump
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:57:01
crapface
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 01:30:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 01:45:01
DannyBoy
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 02:15:01
holly
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 02:39:01
chesirecat
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 02:45:01
Chrischun
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 02:48:01
peccili
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:06:01
thumbsup
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:09:01
Milkman
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:15:01
MichelleW
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:27:01
crapface
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:30:01
RunRonnieRun
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 04:27:02
Milkman
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 04:57:01
MichelleW
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:09:01
patty
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:18:01
sexybrain
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:21:01
peccili
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:24:01
chesirecat
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:51:01
mrdavis
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:21:01
american
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:36:01
patty
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:54:01
PatMall
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:33:02
thumbsup
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:39:01
thumbsup
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:42:01
chesirecat
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:45:01
sexybrain
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:51:01
FactCheck
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 08:03:01
milk4dh
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 08:30:01
peccili
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 08:45:01
dapper
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 08:48:01
yahooligan
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:09:01
PatMall
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:15:01
PatMall
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:18:02
DannyBoy
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:24:01
holly
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:36:01
DannyBoy
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:42:01
pentagon
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:57:01
MichelleW
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:09:01
doodooface
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:24:02
pentagon
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:42:01
doodooface
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:48:01
crapface
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:24:01
milk4dh
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:27:01
doodooface
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:42:01
FactCheck
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:15:01
PatMall
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:36:01
pentagon
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:42:01
Poppy
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 01:03:01
Chrischun
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 01:24:01
pentagon
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 01:45:01
dapper
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 02:42:01
DannyBoy
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:12:01
reggie
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:18:01
little
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:39:01
crapface
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:51:02
doodooface
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 04:51:01
american
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 04:54:01
PatMall
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 04:57:01
american
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:12:01
milk4dh
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:15:01
chesirecat
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:27:01
DannyBoy
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:30:01
MichelleW
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:48:01
dapper
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:54:01
reggie
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:00:01
Chrischun
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:18:01
Poppy
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:21:01
american
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:51:01
Milkman
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:54:01
DonaldTrump
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:57:02
idiotboy
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 08:48:01
Chrischun
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:18:01
doodooface
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:27:01
little
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:30:01
DannyBoy
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:36:01
dapper
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:24:01
holly
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:39:01
sexybrain
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:54:01
holly
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:21:01
snickerdoo
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:42:01
snickerdoo
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:45:01
sexybrain
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:57:01
FactCheck
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:06:01
little
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:12:01
FactCheck
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:27:02
Poppy
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:36:01
chesirecat
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:39:01
snickerdoo
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:03:01
crapface
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:21:01
milk4dh
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:33:01
pentagon
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:39:01
holly
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:42:01
patty
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:03:01
FactCheck
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:15:01
poopface
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:51:01
american
You light up the room.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:54:01
dapper
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:27:01
MichelleW
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:30:01
sexybrain
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:33:01
MichelleW
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:48:01
milk4dh
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:06:01
crapface
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:15:01
MichelleW
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:39:01
poopface
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:45:01
thumbsup
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:57:01
RunRonnieRun
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:03:01
Chrischun
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:12:01
pentagon
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:18:01
crapface
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:21:01
peccili
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:27:01
reggie
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:39:01
idiotboy
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:24:01
PatMall
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:30:01
little
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:33:01
DannyBoy
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:42:01
little
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:15:01
doodooface
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:21:01
doodooface
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:45:01
milk4dh
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:48:01
FactCheck
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:54:01
idiotboy
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:00:01
peccili
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:03:01
milk4dh
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:09:01
snickerdoo
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:18:02
RunRonnieRun
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:21:01
yahooligan
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:30:01
milk4dh
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:39:01
Milkman
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:48:01
FactCheck
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:00:01
peccili
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:36:01
sexybrain
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:39:02
mrdavis
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:42:01
yahooligan
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:18:01
chesirecat
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:24:02
pentagon
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:30:01
chesirecat
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:42:01
Chrischun
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:45:01
yahooligan
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:57:01
reggie
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:03:01
holly
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:18:01
PatMall
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:21:01
patty
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:45:01
DonaldTrump
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:48:01
Poppy
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:27:01
Poppy
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:30:01
MichelleW
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:33:01
sexybrain
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:39:01
DonaldTrump
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:45:01
doodooface
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:48:01
chesirecat
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:51:01
yahooligan
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:54:01
thumbsup
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:57:01
Chrischun
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:06:01
poopface
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:30:01
DannyBoy
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:57:01
peccili
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:21:01
MichelleW
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:36:01
chesirecat
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:24:01
dapper
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:27:01
mrdavis
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:39:02
Milkman
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:42:01
Poppy
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:03:01
milk4dh
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:36:01
patty
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:42:01
idiotboy
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:48:01
peccili
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:12:01
DannyBoy
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:18:01
poopface
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:36:01
crapface
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:06:01
doodooface
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:09:01
yahooligan
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:18:01
dapper
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:24:01
Milkman
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:27:01
chesirecat
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:36:01
snickerdoo
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:39:01
PatMall
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:48:01
doodooface
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:57:01
crapface
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:06:01
mrdavis
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:30:01
little
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:36:01
Chrischun
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:48:01
chesirecat
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:51:01
crapface
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:03:01
snickerdoo
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:06:01
snickerdoo
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:36:01
PatMall
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:45:01
sexybrain
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:51:01
poopface
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:00:01
american
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:27:01
dapper
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:48:01
pentagon
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:51:01
little
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:18:01
chesirecat
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:24:02
DonaldTrump
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:33:01
doodooface
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:51:01
crapface
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:54:01
PatMall
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:21:01
reggie
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:36:01
little
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:45:01

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Poppy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:54
idiotboy
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
idiotboy | May 15, 2024 at 11:48
PatMall
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
PatMall | May 15, 2024 at 11:42
Poppy
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
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american
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
american | May 15, 2024 at 11:21
yahooligan
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
yahooligan | May 15, 2024 at 11:15
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Turn your wounds into wisdom
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Milkman
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
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