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Carol and Jeff Starr celebrated their daughter’s wedding last month with a bit of irony: neither was wearing their own wedding rings at the ceremony. Thieves had broken into their Southern California home last spring and cleaned out a safe full of jewel...
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RunRonnieRun
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:57:01
thumbsup
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:45:01
reggie
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:03:02
little
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:09:01
peccili
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:12:01
crapface
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:12:01
idiotboy
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:36:01
PatMall
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:36:01
Chrischun
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:33:01
MichelleW
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:27:01
peccili
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:51:01
DannyBoy
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:30:01
chesirecat
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:45:01
RunRonnieRun
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:03:01
PatMall
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:42:01
chesirecat
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:03:02
doodooface
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:15:01
thumbsup
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:21:01
milk4dh
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:18:01
DannyBoy
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:18:01
doodooface
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:06:01
peccili
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:30:01
doodooface
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:54:01
Milkman
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:48:01
DannyBoy
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:54:02
peccili
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:33:01
milk4dh
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:18:01
mrdavis
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:00:01
patty
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:39:01
holly
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:42:01
DonaldTrump
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:27:02
DonaldTrump
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:03:01
yahooligan
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:03:01
dapper
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:00:01
DonaldTrump
You're a great listener.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:42:01
pentagon
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:21:01
chesirecat
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:00:01
Poppy
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:00:01
RunRonnieRun
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:12:01
patty
You have the best ideas.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:18:01
patty
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:27:01
pentagon
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:51:01
holly
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:42:01
DannyBoy
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:45:01
Milkman
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:42:01
Milkman
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:09:01
FactCheck
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:27:01
american
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:03:01
snickerdoo
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:24:01
american
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:36:01
MichelleW
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:48:01
holly
This is not happening.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:54:01
FactCheck
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:24:01
american
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:57:01
thumbsup
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:12:01
RunRonnieRun
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:57:01
FactCheck
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:00:02
sexybrain
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:06:01
peccili
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:30:01
sexybrain
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:06:01
PatMall
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:15:01
dapper
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:03:01
idiotboy
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:06:02
chesirecat
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:00:01
pentagon
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:12:01
yahooligan
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:57:01
Poppy
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:03:01
patty
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:06:01
chesirecat
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:36:02
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:48:01
sexybrain
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:27:01
dapper
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:33:01
MichelleW
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:39:01
FactCheck
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 12:51:01
reggie
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 01:00:01
poopface
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 01:36:01
chesirecat
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 02:30:01
reggie
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:24:01
little
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:30:01
milk4dh
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:33:01
sexybrain
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 03:48:01
mrdavis
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 04:24:01
reggie
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 04:42:01
yahooligan
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:09:01
idiotboy
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:18:01
DannyBoy
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:21:01
doodooface
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:36:01
little
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 05:42:01
chesirecat
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 06:33:01
reggie
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:18:01
holly
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:45:01
little
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 07:54:01
pentagon
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 08:39:01
peccili
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 08:45:01
reggie
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:00:02
patty
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:09:01
MichelleW
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 09:21:01
poopface
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 10:51:01
dapper
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:06:01
american
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:09:01
Chrischun
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:12:01
patty
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Apr 5, 2024, 11:33:01
poopface
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:18:01
PatMall
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:48:01
poopface
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:51:01
PatMall
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:00:01
RunRonnieRun
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:06:01
mrdavis
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:27:01
MichelleW
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:00:01
mrdavis
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:06:01
MichelleW
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:18:02
american
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:27:01
dapper
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:18:01
PatMall
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:24:01
doodooface
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:57:01
poopface
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:09:01
doodooface
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:18:01
DonaldTrump
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:24:01
pentagon
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:54:01
Chrischun
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:06:01
peccili
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:33:01
Poppy
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:42:01
sexybrain
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:51:01
doodooface
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:03:01
poopface
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:15:01
holly
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:21:01
DonaldTrump
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:45:01
american
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:51:01
mrdavis
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:00:01
reggie
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:18:01
doodooface
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:33:01
poopface
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:15:02
idiotboy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:51:01
chesirecat
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:21:01
thumbsup
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:45:01
doodooface
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:09:01
DannyBoy
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:12:01
dapper
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:15:02
holly
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:21:01
pentagon
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:48:01
pentagon
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:54:01
mrdavis
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:15:02
poopface
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:27:01
poopface
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:33:01
american
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:39:01
FactCheck
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:03:02
RunRonnieRun
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:06:01
patty
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:09:01
poopface
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 12:42:01
Poppy
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:15:01
chesirecat
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:42:01
doodooface
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 01:48:01
reggie
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:03:01
DannyBoy
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:06:01
holly
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:09:01
pentagon
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:12:02
peccili
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:18:01
FactCheck
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 02:51:01
idiotboy
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:00:01
mrdavis
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:09:01
milk4dh
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:12:01
little
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:21:01
MichelleW
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 03:48:01
DannyBoy
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:21:01
chesirecat
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 04:51:01
patty
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:03:01
Poppy
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:27:01
PatMall
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:33:01
dapper
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 05:57:02
holly
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:03:01
poopface
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:12:01
patty
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 06:21:01
thumbsup
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:09:01
mrdavis
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:21:01
chesirecat
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:45:01
FactCheck
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 07:57:01
idiotboy
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:18:01
patty
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 08:54:01
patty
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:06:01
holly
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:36:01
FactCheck
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:39:01
crapface
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:42:01
little
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:54:01
Poppy
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 09:57:01
Poppy
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:00:01
thumbsup
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:03:01
yahooligan
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:09:01
sexybrain
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 10:42:01
mrdavis
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:24:01
MichelleW
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:27:01
PatMall
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:48:01
patty
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:51:01
DannyBoy
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:54:01
MichelleW
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Apr 6, 2024, 11:57:01
peccili
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:06:01
Poppy
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:24:02
Milkman
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:27:01
peccili
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:36:01
chesirecat
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:42:02
RunRonnieRun
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:45:01
idiotboy
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:48:01
mrdavis
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:54:01
MichelleW
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:09:01
poopface
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:12:01
yahooligan
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:15:01
patty
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:21:01
little
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:24:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:30:01
little
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:36:01
PatMall
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:48:01
doodooface
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:54:01
RunRonnieRun
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:57:01
dapper
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:15:01
thumbsup
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:24:01
sexybrain
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:27:01
milk4dh
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:30:01
dapper
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:33:01
mrdavis
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:36:01
thumbsup
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:45:01
thumbsup
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:54:01
FactCheck
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:57:01
doodooface
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:15:01
PatMall
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:21:01
poopface
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:39:01
Poppy
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:42:01
Chrischun
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:45:01
Milkman
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:03:02
idiotboy
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:12:01
chesirecat
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:18:01
mrdavis
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:21:01
pentagon
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:24:02
thumbsup
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:57:01
PatMall
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:00:01
doodooface
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:03:01
pentagon
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:09:01
holly
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:15:01
little
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:21:01
DonaldTrump
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:39:01
yahooligan
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:42:02
PatMall
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:48:01
Chrischun
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:54:01
yahooligan
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:00:01
Chrischun
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:06:01
yahooligan
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:24:01
Chrischun
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:27:01
Milkman
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:30:01
FactCheck
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:36:01
holly
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:45:01
Milkman
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:51:01
MichelleW
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:03:01
Milkman
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:06:01
dapper
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:12:01
reggie
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:27:01
poopface
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:30:01
reggie
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:36:01
milk4dh
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:48:01
dapper
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:00:02
crapface
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:12:01
crapface
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:18:01
poopface
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:21:01
milk4dh
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:39:02
sexybrain
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:42:01
DannyBoy
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:48:01
snickerdoo
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:00:01
snickerdoo
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:06:01
Chrischun
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:09:01
little
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:15:01
sexybrain
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:18:01
FactCheck
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:24:01
Milkman
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:27:01
DonaldTrump
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:33:01
chesirecat
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:42:01
chesirecat
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:51:01
MichelleW
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:09:01
Poppy
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:12:01
dapper
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:21:01
yahooligan
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:30:01
MichelleW
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:33:01
thumbsup
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:39:01
mrdavis
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:42:01
reggie
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:51:01
Milkman
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:54:01
MichelleW
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:12:01
mrdavis
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:27:01
Chrischun
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:36:01
Milkman
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:42:02
DonaldTrump
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:51:01
sexybrain
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:57:01
crapface
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:09:01
idiotboy
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:12:01
PatMall
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:21:01
mrdavis
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:27:01
DonaldTrump
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:39:01
RunRonnieRun
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:42:01
mrdavis
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:48:01
sexybrain
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 12:57:01
chesirecat
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:03:01
sexybrain
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:15:01
Chrischun
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:21:01
poopface
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:24:01
pentagon
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:30:01
snickerdoo
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:33:01
peccili
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:36:01
dapper
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:51:02
DonaldTrump
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 01:57:01
MichelleW
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:00:01
patty
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:09:01
little
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:12:01
MichelleW
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:24:01
patty
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:30:01
DonaldTrump
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:33:01
pentagon
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:39:01
Chrischun
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 02:51:01
Milkman
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:03:01
Chrischun
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:15:01
MichelleW
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:18:01
Chrischun
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:27:01
Poppy
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:36:01
milk4dh
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:45:02
poopface
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 03:54:01
PatMall
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:27:01
Milkman
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:33:01
peccili
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:39:01
RunRonnieRun
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:45:02
mrdavis
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:51:01
MichelleW
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 04:57:01
DannyBoy
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:03:01
DannyBoy
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:21:01
Chrischun
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:24:01
Poppy
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:33:01
reggie
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:36:01
yahooligan
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 05:45:01
sexybrain
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:06:01
patty
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:09:01
poopface
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:15:01
dapper
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:24:01
milk4dh
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 06:30:01
reggie
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:00:01
Poppy
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:06:01
peccili
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:15:02
pentagon
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:21:01
Poppy
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:27:01
pentagon
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:51:02
FactCheck
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 07:57:01
snickerdoo
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:06:01
Chrischun
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:15:01
peccili
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:18:02
PatMall
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:24:02
doodooface
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:27:01
FactCheck
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:30:01
poopface
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:39:01
poopface
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:42:01
chesirecat
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:48:01
DannyBoy
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 08:57:01
DannyBoy
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:00:01
snickerdoo
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:03:01
patty
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:15:01
mrdavis
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:18:01
idiotboy
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:21:01
holly
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:30:01
american
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:33:01
Chrischun
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:45:01
dapper
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 09:57:01
peccili
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:00:01
peccili
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:03:01
FactCheck
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:18:01
DannyBoy
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:24:01
crapface
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 10:48:01
pentagon
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:09:01
pentagon
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:30:01
Milkman
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:33:01
chesirecat
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:36:01
doodooface
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:51:01
sexybrain
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:54:01
MichelleW
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Apr 7, 2024, 11:57:01
dapper
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:03:01
dapper
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:06:01
dapper
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:27:01
chesirecat
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:30:01
milk4dh
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:33:01
little
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:48:01
patty
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:57:01
Chrischun
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:00:01
PatMall
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:03:01
american
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:15:01
milk4dh
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:30:01
Chrischun
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:39:02
holly
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:45:01
DannyBoy
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:51:01
yahooligan
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:57:01
american
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:00:02
Chrischun
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:06:01
yahooligan
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:09:01
PatMall
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:21:01
american
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:27:01
sexybrain
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:36:01
poopface
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:39:01
peccili
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:42:01
american
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:54:01
Milkman
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:00:01
sexybrain
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:09:01
PatMall
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:18:01
pentagon
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:21:01
Poppy
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:33:01
idiotboy
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:45:01
thumbsup
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:00:02
pentagon
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:15:01
milk4dh
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:18:01
sexybrain
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:36:01
doodooface
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:42:01
crapface
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:00:01
snickerdoo
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:03:01
Poppy
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:06:01
poopface
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:09:01
doodooface
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:15:01
yahooligan
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:21:01
poopface
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:24:01
Milkman
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:30:01
MichelleW
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:33:01
dapper
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:42:01
doodooface
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:45:01
idiotboy
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:06:01
DonaldTrump
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:09:01
poopface
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:21:01
reggie
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:24:02
sexybrain
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:30:01
peccili
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:33:01
snickerdoo
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:36:01
thumbsup
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:45:01
patty
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:51:01
DonaldTrump
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:57:01
milk4dh
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:09:01
poopface
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:15:01
snickerdoo
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:18:01
idiotboy
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:21:01
holly
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:24:01
idiotboy
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:27:01
sexybrain
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:33:02
crapface
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:42:01
milk4dh
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:45:01
holly
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:51:01
milk4dh
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:57:01
american
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:00:01
doodooface
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:06:01
american
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:09:01
MichelleW
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:15:01
yahooligan
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:18:01
american
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:30:01
milk4dh
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:45:01
dapper
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:00:01
Milkman
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:03:01
little
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:06:01
MichelleW
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:39:01
pentagon
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:45:01
little
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:57:01
doodooface
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:15:01
american
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:24:01
american
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:36:01
idiotboy
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:39:01
dapper
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:42:01
DonaldTrump
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:54:01
pentagon
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:03:01
yahooligan
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:06:01
milk4dh
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:45:01
FactCheck
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:51:01
sexybrain
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:00:01
Milkman
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:18:01
dapper
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:21:01
snickerdoo
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:39:01
Milkman
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:42:01
idiotboy
One of the better articles I've read today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:57:01
mrdavis
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:00:01
idiotboy
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:09:01
Milkman
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:15:01
crapface
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:42:01
poopface
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:51:01
Chrischun
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:15:01
crapface
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:18:01
milk4dh
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:33:01
holly
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:36:01
yahooligan
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:39:01
poopface
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:12:01
DonaldTrump
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:27:01
doodooface
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:42:01
poopface
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:54:01
DannyBoy
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:57:01
holly
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:12:01
holly
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:39:01
pentagon
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:51:01
crapface
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:57:01
sexybrain
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:00:01
reggie
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:21:01
sexybrain
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:24:02
Chrischun
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:27:01
pentagon
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:45:02
DonaldTrump
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:06:01
snickerdoo
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:09:02
poopface
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:15:02
holly
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:54:01
reggie
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:06:01
poopface
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:12:01
doodooface
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:30:01
crapface
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:33:01
doodooface
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:39:01
DonaldTrump
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:42:01
idiotboy
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:51:01
DonaldTrump
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:06:01
chesirecat
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:18:01
holly
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:42:01
yahooligan
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:54:01
idiotboy
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:06:01
yahooligan
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:42:01
MichelleW
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:27:01
poopface
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:42:01
american
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:51:01
RunRonnieRun
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:54:01
chesirecat
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:57:01
american
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:12:01
idiotboy
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:30:02
chesirecat
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:48:01
crapface
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:57:01

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Poppy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:54
idiotboy
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
idiotboy | May 15, 2024 at 11:48
PatMall
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
PatMall | May 15, 2024 at 11:42
Poppy
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:36
american
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
american | May 15, 2024 at 11:21
yahooligan
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
yahooligan | May 15, 2024 at 11:15
poopface
Turn your wounds into wisdom
poopface | May 15, 2024 at 11:03
Milkman
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
Milkman | May 15, 2024 at 11:00