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snickerdoo
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:33:01
PatMall
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:42:01
poopface
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:36:01
thumbsup
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:42:01
crapface
You have a great sense of humor.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:45:01
little
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:57:01
little
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:18:01
patty
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:51:01
sexybrain
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:12:02
chesirecat
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:30:01
MichelleW
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:12:01
holly
You're a great example to others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:21:02
milk4dh
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:12:01
thumbsup
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:57:01
RunRonnieRun
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:15:01
mrdavis
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:18:01
doodooface
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:45:01
MichelleW
Hack journalism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:48:01
little
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:15:01
patty
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:51:01
yahooligan
Ho Boy!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:03:01
dapper
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:48:01
PatMall
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:42:01
little
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:30:01
dapper
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:24:01
yahooligan
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 01:09:01
holly
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 03:03:01
FactCheck
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:15:01
doodooface
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:27:01
patty
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 09:27:01
DonaldTrump
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:48:01
Milkman
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 02:12:01
thumbsup
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 03:30:01
poopface
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:18:01
DannyBoy
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:21:01
DonaldTrump
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:45:01
yahooligan
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:48:01
doodooface
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:33:01
FactCheck
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:12:01
idiotboy
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:30:01
FactCheck
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:36:01
little
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:18:01
mrdavis
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:45:01
PatMall
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:33:01
sexybrain
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:48:01
dapper
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:54:01
poopface
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:21:01
sexybrain
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:24:01
FactCheck
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:48:01
reggie
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:00:01
doodooface
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:45:01
Chrischun
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:00:01
poopface
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:09:01
RunRonnieRun
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:15:01
reggie
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:21:01
dapper
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:27:01
snickerdoo
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:48:02
MichelleW
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:54:01
american
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:57:01
idiotboy
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:45:01
reggie
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 12:54:01
DannyBoy
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:06:02
yahooligan
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:33:01
poopface
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 01:54:01
mrdavis
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:03:01
sexybrain
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:27:01
reggie
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:48:01
doodooface
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 02:57:01
patty
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:00:01
yahooligan
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:18:01
patty
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:24:01
chesirecat
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 03:30:01
idiotboy
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:00:01
snickerdoo
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:06:01
peccili
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:24:01
Poppy
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:27:01
mrdavis
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 04:42:01
chesirecat
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:03:01
DannyBoy
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:42:01
peccili
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 05:57:01
Chrischun
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:18:01
patty
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:21:01
RunRonnieRun
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:39:01
chesirecat
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 06:48:01
little
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:03:01
Poppy
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:09:01
thumbsup
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:18:01
FactCheck
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:24:01
poopface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 07:54:02
crapface
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:09:01
FactCheck
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:21:01
american
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 08:45:01
patty
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:09:01
crapface
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:21:01
little
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:36:01
pentagon
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:39:01
yahooligan
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:45:01
reggie
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:51:01
chesirecat
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:54:01
peccili
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 09:57:01
pentagon
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:06:01
DannyBoy
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:24:01
PatMall
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:30:01
DonaldTrump
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 10:39:01
MichelleW
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:06:01
DannyBoy
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:18:01
FactCheck
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 8, 2024, 11:24:01
Poppy
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:18:01
DonaldTrump
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:24:01
patty
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:33:02
Poppy
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:39:01
PatMall
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:45:01
snickerdoo
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:48:01
chesirecat
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:00:01
pentagon
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:18:01
thumbsup
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:21:01
Milkman
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:24:02
PatMall
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:33:01
chesirecat
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:39:01
peccili
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:42:01
DannyBoy
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:51:01
mrdavis
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:54:01
Poppy
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:00:01
poopface
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:06:01
dapper
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:18:01
sexybrain
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:33:01
patty
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:39:01
idiotboy
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:48:01
FactCheck
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:00:01
holly
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:03:01
doodooface
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:06:01
Poppy
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:18:01
doodooface
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:24:01
holly
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:27:01
Milkman
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:30:01
little
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:33:01
reggie
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:54:01
doodooface
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:03:01
mrdavis
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:09:01
Milkman
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:18:01
FactCheck
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:21:01
reggie
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:30:01
chesirecat
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:33:01
PatMall
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:45:01
MichelleW
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:48:01
poopface
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:00:01
FactCheck
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:36:01
little
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:45:01
RunRonnieRun
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:51:01
dapper
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:03:01
milk4dh
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:09:01
reggie
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:15:01
Poppy
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:24:01
RunRonnieRun
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:33:01
FactCheck
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:39:01
Chrischun
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:48:01
Milkman
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:51:01
Milkman
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:54:01
sexybrain
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:57:01
milk4dh
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:09:01
poopface
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:12:01
Poppy
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:21:02
Chrischun
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:27:01
poopface
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:48:01
dapper
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:57:02
DonaldTrump
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:18:01
chesirecat
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:21:01
Poppy
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:27:01
crapface
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:30:01
snickerdoo
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:39:01
yahooligan
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:54:01
poopface
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:57:01
DannyBoy
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:00:01
american
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:15:01
mrdavis
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:21:02
PatMall
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:24:01
yahooligan
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:33:01
dapper
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:36:01
snickerdoo
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:45:01
little
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:54:01
snickerdoo
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:03:01
patty
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:12:02
Poppy
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:42:01
dapper
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:54:01
patty
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 11:00:01
pentagon
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 11:03:01
reggie
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 11:24:02
peccili
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 11:36:01
holly
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 11:57:01
doodooface
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:12:01
sexybrain
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:21:01
holly
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:24:01
PatMall
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:27:01
Chrischun
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:33:01
Milkman
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:39:01
patty
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:48:01
poopface
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 12:54:01
chesirecat
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:00:01
mrdavis
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:03:01
reggie
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:06:01
Poppy
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:09:01
Milkman
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:15:01
patty
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:18:01
reggie
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:33:01
doodooface
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:42:01
mrdavis
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:45:01
PatMall
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:54:01
snickerdoo
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 01:57:01
patty
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:00:01
idiotboy
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:03:01
yahooligan
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:06:01
MichelleW
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:09:01
mrdavis
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:18:01
chesirecat
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:21:01
chesirecat
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:30:02
pentagon
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:42:01
american
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:45:01
mrdavis
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:54:01
DannyBoy
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 02:57:01
poopface
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:09:01
snickerdoo
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:15:01
dapper
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:21:01
Milkman
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:27:01
FactCheck
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:30:01
holly
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:39:01
Milkman
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:48:01
mrdavis
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:51:01
little
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 03:57:01
little
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:06:01
DonaldTrump
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:09:01
idiotboy
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:15:01
snickerdoo
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:27:01
yahooligan
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:33:01
thumbsup
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:36:01
thumbsup
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:39:01
dapper
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:42:02
pentagon
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 04:57:01
mrdavis
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:00:01
american
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:27:01
little
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:30:01
mrdavis
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 05:45:01
PatMall
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:03:01
peccili
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:15:01
holly
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:18:01
holly
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:27:01
Milkman
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:30:01
Milkman
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:45:01
milk4dh
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 06:48:01
reggie
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:15:01
PatMall
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:18:01
peccili
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:39:01
FactCheck
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:45:01
poopface
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 07:54:01
MichelleW
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:00:01
little
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:03:01
Milkman
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:12:01
FactCheck
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:18:01
american
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:21:01
Chrischun
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:27:01
american
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:30:01
Milkman
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:45:01
RunRonnieRun
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 08:48:01
sexybrain
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:00:01
peccili
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:03:01
reggie
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:18:01
yahooligan
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 09:39:01
american
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:03:01
sexybrain
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:36:01
mrdavis
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:39:01
peccili
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:42:01
milk4dh
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 10:57:01
pentagon
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 11:09:01
holly
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 11:15:01
PatMall
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 9, 2024, 11:48:01
DonaldTrump
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:24:01
PatMall
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:42:01
Poppy
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:51:01
sexybrain
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 01:18:01
pentagon
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 01:30:01
sexybrain
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 01:33:02
idiotboy
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 01:48:01
little
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 02:03:01
snickerdoo
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 02:06:01
PatMall
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 02:30:02
doodooface
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 02:42:01
reggie
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 02:48:01
DonaldTrump
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 02:54:01
Poppy
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 03:24:01
doodooface
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 03:36:01
yahooligan
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 03:57:02
reggie
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:00:01
reggie
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:03:02
chesirecat
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:21:01
DonaldTrump
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:24:01
american
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:33:01
chesirecat
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:51:01
dapper
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:54:01
pentagon
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 05:09:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 05:21:01
little
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 05:39:01
poopface
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:06:01
pentagon
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:12:01
peccili
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:15:01
peccili
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:18:01
milk4dh
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:21:01
snickerdoo
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:27:01
doodooface
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:39:01
pentagon
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:42:01
sexybrain
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:09:02
DonaldTrump
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:15:02
pentagon
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:30:01
american
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:12:01
FactCheck
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:33:01
FactCheck
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:45:01
mrdavis
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:57:02
pentagon
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 09:24:01
Chrischun
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 09:33:01
doodooface
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 09:48:01
peccili
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 09:57:01
mrdavis
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:12:01
FactCheck
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:30:01
patty
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:33:01
milk4dh
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:39:01
pentagon
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 11:03:01
dapper
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 11:27:01
poopface
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 11:51:01
american
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 11:54:01
pentagon
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:00:01
pentagon
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:09:01
idiotboy
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:12:01
RunRonnieRun
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:21:01
crapface
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:36:01
poopface
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:39:01
crapface
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 12:51:02
reggie
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 01:18:01
sexybrain
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 01:33:01
MichelleW
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 01:39:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 01:57:01
yahooligan
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 02:24:01
milk4dh
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 02:39:01
sexybrain
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 03:06:01
little
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 03:24:01
american
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 03:51:01
DonaldTrump
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:00:01
yahooligan
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:03:01
chesirecat
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:18:01
peccili
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:42:01
DonaldTrump
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 04:51:02
pentagon
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 05:06:01
DannyBoy
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 05:09:01
patty
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 05:18:01
dapper
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 05:24:01
DonaldTrump
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 05:45:01
mrdavis
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:27:01
snickerdoo
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:30:01
yahooligan
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 06:57:01
poopface
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:00:01
patty
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:03:01
peccili
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:06:01
Chrischun
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:09:01
poopface
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:12:02
PatMall
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 07:30:02
PatMall
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:39:01
little
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 09:00:01
crapface
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:09:01
holly
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:45:01
Milkman
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 11:48:01
FactCheck
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 11:51:01
idiotboy
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 11:57:01
PatMall
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:12:01
yahooligan
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:21:01
FactCheck
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:33:02
RunRonnieRun
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:30:01
yahooligan
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:51:01
DonaldTrump
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:54:01
DannyBoy
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:03:01
MichelleW
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:30:01
poopface
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:39:01
crapface
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:48:02
doodooface
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:06:01
american
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:09:01
PatMall
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:12:01
doodooface
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:36:01
doodooface
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:39:02
Milkman
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 04:06:01
mrdavis
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 04:12:01
little
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 04:45:01
chesirecat
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 04:48:01
snickerdoo
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:00:01
DannyBoy
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:21:01
holly
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:39:01
DannyBoy
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 06:42:01
sexybrain
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:27:01
reggie
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:30:01
Chrischun
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:27:01
Poppy
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:54:01
peccili
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:00:01
PatMall
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:06:01
pentagon
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:45:01
mrdavis
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:27:01
little
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:33:01
thumbsup
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:54:01
peccili
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:57:01
pentagon
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:03:01
chesirecat
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:06:01
holly
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:21:01
pentagon
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:27:01
MichelleW
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:00:01
chesirecat
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:18:01
PatMall
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:36:01
reggie
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:57:01
idiotboy
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:09:01
FactCheck
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:21:01
Poppy
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:27:01
DonaldTrump
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:30:01
crapface
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:39:01
MichelleW
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:00:01
idiotboy
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:00:01
FactCheck
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:03:01
dapper
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:39:01
FactCheck
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:42:01
milk4dh
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 06:03:01
mrdavis
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 06:06:01
sexybrain
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 06:12:01
Chrischun
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 06:27:02
poopface
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 06:33:01
little
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 06:51:01
DannyBoy
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:06:01
sexybrain
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:30:02
dapper
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:36:01
yahooligan
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:00:01
holly
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:39:01
dapper
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:48:01
PatMall
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:06:01
milk4dh
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:09:01
DannyBoy
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:18:01
doodooface
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:42:01
chesirecat
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:48:01
PatMall
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:51:01
milk4dh
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:00:01
chesirecat
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:06:01
reggie
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:36:01
holly
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:39:01
PatMall
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:15:01
chesirecat
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:18:01
holly
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:30:01

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Poppy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:54
idiotboy
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
idiotboy | May 15, 2024 at 11:48
PatMall
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
PatMall | May 15, 2024 at 11:42
Poppy
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:36
american
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
american | May 15, 2024 at 11:21
yahooligan
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
yahooligan | May 15, 2024 at 11:15
poopface
Turn your wounds into wisdom
poopface | May 15, 2024 at 11:03
Milkman
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
Milkman | May 15, 2024 at 11:00