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New Ceasefire talks circulating for the Israel and Hamas War
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idiotboy
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:27:02
Chrischun
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 11:24:02
Milkman
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:09:01
Poppy
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:03:01
MichelleW
You have the best style.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:24:01
holly
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:51:01
chesirecat
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:18:01
thumbsup
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:30:01
milk4dh
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:51:01
thumbsup
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:21:01
yahooligan
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:06:01
DonaldTrump
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:42:01
little
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:48:01
PatMall
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 04:03:01
PatMall
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 04:21:01
snickerdoo
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:03:01
american
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:27:01
mrdavis
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 09:15:01
FactCheck
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 09:21:02
thumbsup
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:30:01
DonaldTrump
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:48:01
idiotboy
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:00:01
sexybrain
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:15:02
doodooface
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:09:01
little
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:24:01
american
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:48:01
sexybrain
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:21:02
sexybrain
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:51:01
Chrischun
Your name suits you to a T.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:00:01
patty
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:12:01
poopface
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:15:01
Poppy
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:39:01
reggie
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:18:01
FactCheck
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:00:01
snickerdoo
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:15:01
sexybrain
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:03:01
american
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:57:01
pentagon
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:15:01
Chrischun
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:42:01
milk4dh
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:09:01
idiotboy
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:18:01
little
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:21:01
MichelleW
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:33:01
idiotboy
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:18:01
patty
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:15:01
peccili
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:36:01
crapface
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:00:01
milk4dh
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:12:01
Milkman
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:15:01
doodooface
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:18:01
Poppy
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:27:01
crapface
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:51:01
Milkman
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 08:57:01
dapper
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 09:06:01
chesirecat
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 09:42:01
thumbsup
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 09:51:01
american
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:00:01
sexybrain
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:18:02
crapface
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:30:01
MichelleW
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:36:01
FactCheck
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 10:42:01
thumbsup
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 10, 2024, 11:33:01
pentagon
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:09:02
FactCheck
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:15:01
milk4dh
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:24:01
Poppy
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:27:01
reggie
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:45:01
chesirecat
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:54:01
snickerdoo
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:06:01
peccili
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:24:01
Milkman
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:48:01
FactCheck
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:15:01
doodooface
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:42:01
Poppy
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:45:01
chesirecat
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:51:01
FactCheck
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:00:01
little
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:03:01
Milkman
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:42:01
Milkman
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 04:21:01
Chrischun
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 04:30:01
patty
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:06:01
Milkman
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:27:01
Poppy
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:30:01
idiotboy
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:42:01
DonaldTrump
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 06:00:02
patty
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:15:01
idiotboy
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:57:01
mrdavis
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:12:01
sexybrain
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:15:01
crapface
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:39:01
Chrischun
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 08:57:02
dapper
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:54:01
little
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:03:01
RunRonnieRun
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:36:01
FactCheck
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:12:01
mrdavis
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:15:01
poopface
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:30:01
reggie
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:36:01
poopface
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:51:01
crapface
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:57:01
doodooface
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:06:02
mrdavis
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:15:01
mrdavis
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 12:27:01
DannyBoy
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:15:01
chesirecat
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:30:01
crapface
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 01:54:01
Chrischun
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 02:15:02
DonaldTrump
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:06:01
dapper
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:42:01
doodooface
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:48:01
chesirecat
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 03:57:01
snickerdoo
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 04:03:01
american
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 04:36:01
thumbsup
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 04:45:01
Milkman
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:21:01
little
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 05:24:02
DannyBoy
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:00:01
patty
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:21:01
Poppy
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 07:27:01
Poppy
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:00:01
MichelleW
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:15:01
MichelleW
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 09:30:01
american
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:24:01
thumbsup
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:45:01
FactCheck
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:51:01
idiotboy
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 10:54:01
patty
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:06:01
patty
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:12:01
doodooface
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:24:01
Poppy
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:36:01
Chrischun
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 11, 2024, 11:57:01
MichelleW
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:09:01
yahooligan
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:36:01
dapper
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:51:01
Milkman
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:18:01
chesirecat
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:57:01
thumbsup
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 02:00:01
sexybrain
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 02:06:01
snickerdoo
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 02:21:01
doodooface
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 02:48:01
mrdavis
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 02:54:01
patty
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 03:24:01
peccili
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 03:30:01
thumbsup
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 03:36:01
RunRonnieRun
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 03:39:01
mrdavis
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 03:57:01
DonaldTrump
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 04:15:01
sexybrain
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 04:27:01
poopface
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 04:33:01
milk4dh
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 04:36:01
patty
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 05:00:01
idiotboy
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 05:09:01
DonaldTrump
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 05:30:01
MichelleW
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 05:51:01
poopface
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:06:01
PatMall
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:21:01
Chrischun
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:33:01
poopface
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:39:01
Chrischun
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:42:01
holly
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:45:01
crapface
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:51:01
american
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:00:01
american
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:15:02
doodooface
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:18:01
sexybrain
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:27:01
patty
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:36:01
sexybrain
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:48:01
reggie
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:00:01
idiotboy
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:09:01
DonaldTrump
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:24:01
little
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:48:01
FactCheck
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 09:33:01
snickerdoo
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 09:57:01
Milkman
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:00:02
PatMall
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:21:01
milk4dh
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:27:01
DannyBoy
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:42:01
Chrischun
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:54:01
FactCheck
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:57:01
Poppy
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 11:09:01
Milkman
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 11:12:01
pentagon
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 11:36:01
PatMall
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 11:51:01
reggie
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:00:01
poopface
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:21:01
holly
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:39:01
MichelleW
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 12:42:01
thumbsup
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:12:01
crapface
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:21:01
Chrischun
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:27:01
american
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:36:01
little
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:48:01
sexybrain
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 01:54:01
milk4dh
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 02:00:01
FactCheck
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 02:03:01
dapper
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 02:45:01
Poppy
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 03:18:01
RunRonnieRun
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 03:48:01
pentagon
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 04:27:02
doodooface
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 04:51:01
DonaldTrump
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 04:57:01
peccili
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 05:33:01
little
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 05:36:01
PatMall
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 05:45:01
peccili
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 05:51:02
mrdavis
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:21:01
Poppy
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:24:01
PatMall
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:36:01
yahooligan
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:45:01
doodooface
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 06:57:01
poopface
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:00:01
sexybrain
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:33:01
Chrischun
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 07:45:01
Chrischun
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:03:01
Chrischun
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:06:01
FactCheck
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:15:02
pentagon
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:21:01
RunRonnieRun
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:24:01
Milkman
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:30:01
Poppy
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:39:01
Milkman
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:42:01
little
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:51:01
american
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 08:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 09:03:01
crapface
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 09:09:01
milk4dh
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 09:12:01
sexybrain
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 09:54:01
idiotboy
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:15:01
little
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 10:36:01
sexybrain
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 11:27:01
american
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 12, 2024, 11:42:01
sexybrain
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:00:01
Poppy
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:03:01
holly
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:12:01
Milkman
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:15:01
reggie
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:21:01
little
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:45:01
MichelleW
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:48:01
pentagon
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:51:01
poopface
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:57:01
DannyBoy
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:06:01
Chrischun
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:09:02
mrdavis
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:15:02
american
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:21:01
snickerdoo
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:36:02
FactCheck
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:45:01
RunRonnieRun
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:51:01
dapper
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:57:01
peccili
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:00:01
PatMall
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:03:01
PatMall
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:06:02
thumbsup
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:15:01
snickerdoo
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:18:01
Chrischun
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:33:01
reggie
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:36:01
dapper
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:57:01
reggie
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:00:02
american
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:12:01
Poppy
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:24:01
dapper
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:33:01
holly
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:36:01
poopface
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:51:01
sexybrain
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:54:01
milk4dh
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:57:01
patty
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:03:01
DonaldTrump
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:15:01
Milkman
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:24:01
american
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:27:01
holly
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:33:01
reggie
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:00:01
FactCheck
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:03:01
pentagon
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:06:01
peccili
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:09:01
peccili
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:24:01
Poppy
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:30:01
yahooligan
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:33:01
poopface
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:57:02
PatMall
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:06:01
mrdavis
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:15:02
snickerdoo
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:18:02
poopface
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:21:01
idiotboy
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:24:01
sexybrain
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:33:01
idiotboy
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:36:02
DonaldTrump
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:48:01
doodooface
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:57:01
DannyBoy
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:06:01
reggie
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:12:01
Milkman
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:15:01
dapper
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:21:01
little
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:24:01
reggie
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:27:01
mrdavis
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:30:01
PatMall
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:33:01
MichelleW
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:42:01
doodooface
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:54:01
DonaldTrump
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:03:01
dapper
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:06:01
american
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:12:01
patty
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:21:01
american
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:30:02
pentagon
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:36:01
reggie
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:51:02
holly
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:54:01
american
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:12:01
Chrischun
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:15:01
idiotboy
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:18:01
american
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:21:01
holly
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:36:01
american
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:42:01
peccili
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:48:01
MichelleW
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:54:01
DannyBoy
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:57:01
pentagon
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:00:01
RunRonnieRun
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:06:01
DannyBoy
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:09:02
poopface
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:24:01
idiotboy
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:27:01
DonaldTrump
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:30:01
yahooligan
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:33:01
sexybrain
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:06:01
peccili
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:09:01
crapface
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:30:01
pentagon
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:36:02
thumbsup
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:39:01
reggie
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:51:01
Chrischun
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:54:01
poopface
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:09:02
peccili
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:15:01
holly
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:21:01
Chrischun
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:24:01
Milkman
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:30:01
milk4dh
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:42:01
sexybrain
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:48:01
thumbsup
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:51:01
mrdavis
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 12:54:01
Chrischun
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:00:01
PatMall
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:03:01
snickerdoo
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:06:01
DannyBoy
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:12:01
RunRonnieRun
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:18:01
peccili
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:21:01
DannyBoy
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:24:01
sexybrain
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:27:01
reggie
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:30:01
idiotboy
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:36:01
peccili
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:39:01
Chrischun
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:42:01
mrdavis
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 01:57:01
DannyBoy
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:12:01
sexybrain
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:21:01
dapper
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:24:01
patty
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:27:01
snickerdoo
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:30:01
peccili
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:33:01
Chrischun
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 02:57:01
idiotboy
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:03:01
little
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:12:01
reggie
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:15:01
pentagon
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:18:01
chesirecat
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:30:01
thumbsup
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:33:01
reggie
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:39:01
holly
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:42:01
DonaldTrump
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:48:01
crapface
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:51:01
sexybrain
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 03:57:01
crapface
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:15:01
pentagon
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:24:01
Milkman
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:30:02
poopface
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:36:01
DannyBoy
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 04:48:01
little
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:09:01
poopface
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:12:01
patty
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:15:01
snickerdoo
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:30:01
american
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:33:01
pentagon
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:36:01
crapface
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:39:01
doodooface
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:42:01
Milkman
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:48:01
mrdavis
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 05:51:01
DannyBoy
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:00:01
MichelleW
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:06:01
patty
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:09:01
dapper
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:12:01
reggie
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:15:01
little
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:21:01
Poppy
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:24:01
MichelleW
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:39:01
reggie
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:42:01
pentagon
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:51:01
PatMall
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:54:01
peccili
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 06:57:01
RunRonnieRun
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:03:01
Poppy
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:12:02
DonaldTrump
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:15:01
poopface
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:27:01
DannyBoy
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:39:01
little
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:42:01
Chrischun
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:45:01
sexybrain
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:51:01
reggie
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:54:01
chesirecat
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 07:57:01
little
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:21:01
PatMall
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:27:01
mrdavis
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:33:01
peccili
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:36:01
chesirecat
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:42:01
Poppy
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:45:01
PatMall
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:48:01
dapper
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 08:51:01
mrdavis
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:00:01
pentagon
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:09:01
mrdavis
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:18:01
DonaldTrump
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:21:01
sexybrain
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:27:01
PatMall
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:30:01
dapper
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:33:01
PatMall
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:36:01
Poppy
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:39:01
pentagon
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:45:01
idiotboy
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:48:01
mrdavis
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:51:01
little
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 09:54:01
chesirecat
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:00:01
poopface
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:06:01
reggie
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:18:01
dapper
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:21:01
FactCheck
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:27:01
MichelleW
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:30:01
milk4dh
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:33:01
chesirecat
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:36:01
yahooligan
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 10:54:02
peccili
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:00:01
mrdavis
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:06:01
doodooface
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:09:01
yahooligan
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:15:01
DannyBoy
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:18:02
thumbsup
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:24:01
yahooligan
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:48:01
patty
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:51:01
MichelleW
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 13, 2024, 11:57:01

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Poppy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:54
idiotboy
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
idiotboy | May 15, 2024 at 11:48
PatMall
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
PatMall | May 15, 2024 at 11:42
Poppy
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:36
american
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
american | May 15, 2024 at 11:21
yahooligan
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
yahooligan | May 15, 2024 at 11:15
poopface
Turn your wounds into wisdom
poopface | May 15, 2024 at 11:03
Milkman
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
Milkman | May 15, 2024 at 11:00