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A former teacher in Indiana is accused of orchestrating a “Fight Club” in which he allegedly encouraged classmates to beat up a 7-year-old student with disabilities and videotaping at least one assault, according to a lawsuit filed this week.
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peccili
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 06:30:01
Poppy
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 10:48:02
milk4dh
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 11:51:01
DonaldTrump
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:57:01
reggie
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:21:01
idiotboy
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:27:01
snickerdoo
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 07:18:01
sexybrain
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:06:01
yahooligan
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 10:33:01
PatMall
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:36:01
patty
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:45:01
poopface
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:57:01
reggie
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 02:54:01
doodooface
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:57:01
thumbsup
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:09:01
PatMall
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:33:01
DonaldTrump
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 08:09:01
RunRonnieRun
You have impeccable manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 08:15:01
DonaldTrump
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:48:01
idiotboy
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 11:21:01
chesirecat
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 11:45:01
patty
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:15:01
MichelleW
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:15:01
MichelleW
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:21:01
DannyBoy
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 02:54:01
RunRonnieRun
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:21:01
american
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:03:01
peccili
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:06:01
sexybrain
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:57:01
milk4dh
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:30:01
milk4dh
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:00:01
pentagon
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:15:01
Chrischun
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 05:09:01
Chrischun
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:12:01
DonaldTrump
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:03:02
dapper
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:39:01
yahooligan
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:51:01
yahooligan
Where's the beef?
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:00:01
patty
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:18:01
peccili
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:30:01
FactCheck
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:36:01
RunRonnieRun
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 05:15:01
milk4dh
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 05:30:02
Chrischun
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 05:54:01
thumbsup
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 06:12:01
american
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 06:27:01
PatMall
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 06:45:01
sexybrain
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 06:48:01
milk4dh
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 06:54:01
holly
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 07:03:02
reggie
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 07:06:01
snickerdoo
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 07:12:01
crapface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 07:18:01
holly
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 07:30:01
RunRonnieRun
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 08:18:01
chesirecat
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 08:21:01
doodooface
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 08:48:01
milk4dh
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 08:51:02
crapface
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 09:06:01
thumbsup
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 09:18:01
idiotboy
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 09:21:01
Poppy
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 09:24:01
patty
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 09:30:01
sexybrain
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 10:00:01
Poppy
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 10:18:01
idiotboy
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 10:21:01
american
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 10:30:01
Chrischun
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 10:51:01
mrdavis
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 10:54:01
Chrischun
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 11:03:01
peccili
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 11:06:01
thumbsup
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 11:09:01
milk4dh
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 11:12:01
Poppy
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 11:21:01
patty
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 11:27:01
Poppy
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 11:36:01
patty
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Apr 19, 2024, 11:42:01
poopface
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 12:03:01
yahooligan
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 12:15:01
PatMall
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 12:48:01
DonaldTrump
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 12:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:03:02
milk4dh
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:06:01
MichelleW
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:18:01
pentagon
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:24:01
reggie
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:42:01
Chrischun
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:06:01
reggie
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:18:01
sexybrain
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:27:01
snickerdoo
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:30:01
idiotboy
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 03:45:01
chesirecat
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 03:48:01
chesirecat
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 03:51:01
doodooface
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 03:54:01
chesirecat
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:12:01
peccili
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:27:01
peccili
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:36:01
MichelleW
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:39:01
yahooligan
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:42:01
holly
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:54:01
snickerdoo
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:57:01
FactCheck
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 05:15:01
yahooligan
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 05:27:01
MichelleW
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 05:54:01
FactCheck
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 06:06:01
reggie
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 06:18:01
thumbsup
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 06:27:01
DannyBoy
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 06:36:01
holly
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 07:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 07:21:01
peccili
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 07:36:02
american
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:00:01
dapper
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:12:01
patty
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:15:01
american
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:24:01
doodooface
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:39:01
MichelleW
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:42:02
snickerdoo
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:45:01
patty
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 09:06:01
patty
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 09:15:01
DannyBoy
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 09:30:01
Chrischun
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 09:36:01
poopface
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 09:39:01
holly
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 10:03:01
MichelleW
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 10:06:01
dapper
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 10:15:02
pentagon
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 10:45:01
pentagon
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 10:51:01
mrdavis
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:00:01
thumbsup
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:03:01
idiotboy
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:06:01
milk4dh
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:09:01
Chrischun
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:18:01
MichelleW
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:24:01
reggie
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:30:01
patty
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 12:09:01
PatMall
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 12:30:02
idiotboy
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 12:39:01
milk4dh
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 12:42:01
patty
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 12:51:01
DonaldTrump
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:00:01
Poppy
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:06:01
american
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:15:01
dapper
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:27:01
crapface
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:30:01
little
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:33:01
MichelleW
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:36:01
mrdavis
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 01:42:01
sexybrain
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:06:01
american
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:09:01
doodooface
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:24:01
Milkman
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:39:01
PatMall
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:45:02
yahooligan
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:51:01
chesirecat
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 02:54:01
yahooligan
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 03:33:02
yahooligan
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 03:39:01
idiotboy
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 03:42:01
patty
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 03:54:01
peccili
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:15:01
patty
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:18:01
PatMall
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:30:01
chesirecat
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 04:57:01
pentagon
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 05:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 05:24:01
dapper
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 05:33:01
chesirecat
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 05:39:01
reggie
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 05:51:01
DannyBoy
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 06:12:02
dapper
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 06:24:01
Milkman
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 06:48:01
snickerdoo
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 06:51:01
reggie
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 06:57:01
holly
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 07:06:01
snickerdoo
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 07:21:01
DannyBoy
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 07:30:01
Chrischun
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 07:57:01
Poppy
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 08:21:01
FactCheck
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 09:03:01
reggie
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 09:24:01
poopface
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 09:54:01
pentagon
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 09:57:01
mrdavis
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 10:21:01
reggie
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 10:42:01
yahooligan
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:00:01
Poppy
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:15:01
sexybrain
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:39:01
dapper
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:51:01
Chrischun
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Apr 20, 2024, 11:54:01
pentagon
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:00:01
Milkman
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:30:01
MichelleW
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:39:01
sexybrain
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:48:01
PatMall
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:00:01
Chrischun
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:03:01
poopface
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:15:01
idiotboy
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:24:01
american
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:36:01
MichelleW
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:42:01
sexybrain
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:45:01
DannyBoy
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 02:00:01
Chrischun
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 02:06:01
snickerdoo
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 02:24:01
dapper
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 02:33:02
peccili
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 02:57:02
holly
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:00:02
Poppy
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:09:01
DannyBoy
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:18:01
thumbsup
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:24:01
sexybrain
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:30:01
doodooface
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:45:01
RunRonnieRun
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:51:01
MichelleW
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:54:01
Milkman
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:03:01
patty
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:06:01
milk4dh
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:21:01
thumbsup
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:27:01
mrdavis
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:30:01
yahooligan
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:51:01
DonaldTrump
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:24:01
mrdavis
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:27:01
sexybrain
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:33:01
little
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:54:01
holly
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:57:01
pentagon
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:15:01
snickerdoo
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:24:01
PatMall
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:27:01
Poppy
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:33:01
sexybrain
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:36:01
crapface
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:42:01
snickerdoo
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:39:01
Chrischun
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:45:01
yahooligan
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 08:24:01
doodooface
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 08:30:01
mrdavis
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 08:45:02
snickerdoo
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:06:01
Poppy
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:24:02
DannyBoy
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:27:01
MichelleW
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:42:01
reggie
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:45:01
thumbsup
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 10:15:01
snickerdoo
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 10:42:01
holly
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 11:15:01
pentagon
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:03:01
DonaldTrump
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:18:01
yahooligan
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:30:01
FactCheck
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:42:01
holly
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:45:01
yahooligan
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 12:51:01
sexybrain
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:12:01
FactCheck
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 01:51:01
idiotboy
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 02:00:01
milk4dh
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 02:21:01
MichelleW
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:09:01
MichelleW
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:15:01
chesirecat
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:30:01
DonaldTrump
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:33:01
idiotboy
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:36:01
reggie
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:39:01
MichelleW
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 03:48:01
Chrischun
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:03:01
patty
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:09:01
doodooface
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:33:01
poopface
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:42:01
milk4dh
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 04:57:01
FactCheck
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:12:01
milk4dh
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:18:01
idiotboy
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:24:01
doodooface
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:33:01
american
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:42:01
poopface
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:54:01
pentagon
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 05:57:01
chesirecat
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:12:02
mrdavis
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:21:01
poopface
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:24:01
poopface
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:30:01
little
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:39:01
crapface
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:45:01
Poppy
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 06:57:01
american
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:12:01
poopface
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:18:01
sexybrain
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:27:01
pentagon
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 07:42:01
sexybrain
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 08:06:01
yahooligan
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 08:30:01
thumbsup
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 08:48:01
dapper
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:00:01
sexybrain
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:15:01
doodooface
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:27:01
thumbsup
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:45:01
yahooligan
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 09:51:01
patty
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 10:00:01
dapper
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 10:09:01
RunRonnieRun
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 10:12:01
reggie
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 10:21:01
Milkman
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 10:27:01
yahooligan
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 10:36:01
yahooligan
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 11:00:01
idiotboy
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 11:03:01
DannyBoy
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 21, 2024, 11:15:01
dapper
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:09:01
doodooface
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:18:01
FactCheck
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:33:01
MichelleW
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:42:02
thumbsup
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:33:01
Chrischun
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:54:01
DonaldTrump
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:00:01
holly
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:12:01
patty
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:33:01
yahooligan
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:36:01
DonaldTrump
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:39:01
DannyBoy
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:57:01
american
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:03:01
patty
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:06:01
dapper
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:18:01
thumbsup
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:24:01
DonaldTrump
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:33:01
american
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:42:02
thumbsup
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:06:01
thumbsup
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:27:01
MichelleW
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:30:01
american
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 05:27:01
thumbsup
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 05:30:01
sexybrain
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:15:02
holly
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:27:01
little
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:57:01
Milkman
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:00:01
idiotboy
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:03:01
holly
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:12:01
Milkman
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:18:01
Poppy
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:21:01
pentagon
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:33:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:54:01
Milkman
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:00:01
american
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:33:01
doodooface
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:39:01
little
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:45:01
Poppy
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:00:01
Milkman
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:24:01
peccili
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:36:01
Poppy
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:42:01
idiotboy
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:48:01
poopface
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:57:01
peccili
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:27:01
MichelleW
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:42:01
american
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:54:01
yahooligan
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:33:01
chesirecat
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:45:02
DonaldTrump
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:09:01
snickerdoo
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:15:01
patty
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:21:01
MichelleW
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:00:02
RunRonnieRun
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:06:01
doodooface
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:09:01
pentagon
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:18:01
doodooface
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:45:01
american
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:09:01
mrdavis
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:12:01
american
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:18:01
Chrischun
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:27:01
FactCheck
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:30:01
snickerdoo
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:12:01
RunRonnieRun
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:15:01
dapper
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:36:01
reggie
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:15:01
american
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:30:02
little
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:39:01
Poppy
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:57:01
DonaldTrump
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 05:21:01
Milkman
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 05:51:01
Milkman
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:00:01
PatMall
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:27:01
DonaldTrump
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:42:01
MichelleW
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:03:01
reggie
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:09:01
sexybrain
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:21:01
sexybrain
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:33:01
MichelleW
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:48:01
Chrischun
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:12:01
american
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:24:01
mrdavis
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:33:02
milk4dh
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:45:01
reggie
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:00:01
pentagon
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:12:01
MichelleW
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:09:01
holly
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:36:01
RunRonnieRun
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:42:01
patty
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:09:01
FactCheck
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:18:01
Chrischun
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:48:01
doodooface
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:51:01

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Poppy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:54
idiotboy
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
idiotboy | May 15, 2024 at 11:48
PatMall
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
PatMall | May 15, 2024 at 11:42
Poppy
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:36
american
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
american | May 15, 2024 at 11:21
yahooligan
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
yahooligan | May 15, 2024 at 11:15
poopface
Turn your wounds into wisdom
poopface | May 15, 2024 at 11:03
Milkman
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
Milkman | May 15, 2024 at 11:00