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crapface
Change your life today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:12:01
pentagon
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:36:01
DonaldTrump
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:00:01
DonaldTrump
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:06:02
poopface
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:06:01
Chrischun
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:18:01
little
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:33:01
doodooface
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:51:01
patty
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:54:01
MichelleW
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:18:01
MichelleW
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:36:01
PatMall
It's clobbering time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:57:01
crapface
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:21:01
chesirecat
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:09:01
FactCheck
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:12:01
RunRonnieRun
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:24:01
doodooface
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:48:01
reggie
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:42:01
snickerdoo
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:42:01
idiotboy
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:12:01
peccili
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:45:01
poopface
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:48:01
crapface
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:15:01
thumbsup
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:33:01
peccili
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:21:02
dapper
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:33:01
snickerdoo
It's clobbering time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:39:01
little
You're so thoughtful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:21:01
FactCheck
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:24:01
patty
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:21:01
poopface
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:42:01
MichelleW
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:03:01
peccili
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:54:02
poopface
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:54:01
Milkman
1/20/25
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:21:01
little
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:15:01
idiotboy
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:33:01
pentagon
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:24:01
FactCheck
Thank you for being you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:48:01
peccili
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:18:01
FactCheck
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:57:01
peccili
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:18:01
poopface
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:39:01
sexybrain
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:51:01
poopface
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:33:02
FactCheck
You are really courageous.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:42:01
american
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:00:01
chesirecat
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:51:02
sexybrain
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:00:01
patty
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:00:01
Milkman
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:57:01
peccili
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:45:01
sexybrain
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:24:01
holly
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:24:01
sexybrain
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:51:01
mrdavis
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:54:01
Chrischun
You are making a difference.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:12:01
patty
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:54:01
Chrischun
Trump 2024!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:21:01
DannyBoy
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:30:01
pentagon
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:54:01
milk4dh
There's good people on both sides.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:57:01
snickerdoo
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:03:01
DonaldTrump
We are what we think
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:36:01
MichelleW
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:30:01
peccili
Ho Boy!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:54:01
sexybrain
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:57:01
crapface
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:06:01
MichelleW
Cool story bro.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:45:01
idiotboy
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:06:01
Milkman
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:33:01
dapper
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:42:01
pentagon
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:36:01
reggie
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:45:01
pentagon
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:39:02
yahooligan
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:03:01
snickerdoo
There is no gambling like politics.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:06:01
little
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:06:01
idiotboy
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:39:01
RunRonnieRun
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:18:01
dapper
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:54:01
reggie
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:39:01
Milkman
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:48:01
patty
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:24:01
thumbsup
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 12:30:01
thumbsup
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:27:01
patty
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 01:39:01
crapface
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:21:01
thumbsup
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:33:01
MichelleW
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:39:01
doodooface
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:48:01
mrdavis
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 02:54:01
Milkman
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 03:06:01
DannyBoy
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:03:01
poopface
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:12:01
yahooligan
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:36:02
MichelleW
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 04:51:01
idiotboy
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 05:27:01
poopface
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 05:30:01
yahooligan
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 05:36:02
DonaldTrump
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 05:48:01
idiotboy
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:48:01
yahooligan
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 06:57:01
mrdavis
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 07:36:01
idiotboy
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:09:01
chesirecat
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 08:30:01
DannyBoy
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 09:51:01
yahooligan
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 10:24:01
RunRonnieRun
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:06:02
Chrischun
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:36:01
Poppy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:39:01
yahooligan
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Apr 22, 2024, 11:45:01
sexybrain
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:00:01
idiotboy
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:12:01
DannyBoy
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:21:01
thumbsup
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:30:01
Poppy
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:39:01
pentagon
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:45:01
thumbsup
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:54:01
patty
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:00:01
Milkman
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:15:01
DannyBoy
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:21:01
little
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:24:01
PatMall
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:30:01
Chrischun
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:45:01
chesirecat
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:54:01
snickerdoo
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:00:02
sexybrain
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:12:01
Milkman
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:18:01
little
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:24:01
patty
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:36:01
pentagon
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:45:01
little
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:51:01
pentagon
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:54:01
peccili
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:12:01
dapper
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:27:02
little
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:33:02
chesirecat
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:39:01
holly
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:42:01
Chrischun
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:45:01
mrdavis
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:57:01
PatMall
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:03:01
idiotboy
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:15:01
PatMall
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:18:01
peccili
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:21:02
crapface
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:30:01
patty
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:36:01
snickerdoo
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:45:01
sexybrain
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:51:01
pentagon
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:54:01
chesirecat
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:09:01
PatMall
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:24:01
dapper
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:30:01
thumbsup
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:36:01
FactCheck
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:54:01
mrdavis
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:57:01
thumbsup
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:00:01
milk4dh
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:03:01
crapface
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:09:01
PatMall
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:21:01
yahooligan
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:24:01
PatMall
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:45:01
crapface
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:57:01
mrdavis
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:06:01
patty
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:12:01
PatMall
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:18:01
milk4dh
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:24:01
MichelleW
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:27:01
mrdavis
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:30:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:33:01
holly
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:48:01
FactCheck
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:54:01
FactCheck
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:03:01
DannyBoy
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:06:01
crapface
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:15:01
DonaldTrump
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:18:01
little
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:21:01
pentagon
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:30:02
patty
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:45:01
peccili
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:54:01
MichelleW
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:03:01
american
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:06:01
thumbsup
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:09:01
DonaldTrump
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:27:01
doodooface
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:39:01
pentagon
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:51:01
doodooface
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:57:01
american
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:12:01
dapper
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:18:01
thumbsup
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:21:01
poopface
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:30:01
DonaldTrump
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:36:01
Poppy
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:42:01
FactCheck
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:51:01
thumbsup
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:54:01
PatMall
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:03:01
doodooface
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:06:01
DonaldTrump
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:18:01
chesirecat
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:45:01
thumbsup
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:48:01
poopface
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:51:01
little
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:57:02
Poppy
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:00:01
doodooface
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:09:01
idiotboy
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:18:01
thumbsup
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:21:01
peccili
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:24:01
yahooligan
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:27:01
yahooligan
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:33:01
snickerdoo
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 12:48:01
thumbsup
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:09:01
thumbsup
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:33:01
chesirecat
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:39:01
chesirecat
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:51:01
pentagon
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 01:54:01
PatMall
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:09:01
Chrischun
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:18:01
reggie
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:21:02
yahooligan
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:24:02
Poppy
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:30:01
FactCheck
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:36:02
peccili
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 02:57:01
reggie
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:09:02
chesirecat
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:15:01
Milkman
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:18:01
chesirecat
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:30:01
peccili
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:36:02
pentagon
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:48:01
DonaldTrump
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 03:54:01
RunRonnieRun
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:00:01
chesirecat
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:03:01
mrdavis
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:15:01
mrdavis
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:18:01
PatMall
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:27:01
reggie
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:33:01
RunRonnieRun
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:42:01
Chrischun
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:45:02
american
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:48:01
DannyBoy
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:54:01
DannyBoy
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 04:57:02
chesirecat
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:03:01
Chrischun
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:06:01
yahooligan
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:09:01
pentagon
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:12:01
PatMall
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:15:01
yahooligan
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:18:01
dapper
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:24:02
RunRonnieRun
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:27:01
crapface
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:33:01
idiotboy
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:36:01
PatMall
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:48:01
american
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:51:01
pentagon
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 05:57:01
DonaldTrump
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:00:01
pentagon
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:06:01
peccili
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:12:01
little
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:18:02
holly
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:30:02
idiotboy
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:36:01
Milkman
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:42:01
Chrischun
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 06:45:01
american
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:00:01
reggie
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:06:01
MichelleW
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:09:01
dapper
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:15:01
peccili
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:18:01
PatMall
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:21:01
patty
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:27:01
Milkman
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:30:01
FactCheck
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:36:01
mrdavis
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:39:01
peccili
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:45:01
holly
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:51:01
holly
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 07:54:01
Poppy
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:00:02
chesirecat
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:18:01
peccili
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:24:01
yahooligan
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:27:01
patty
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:30:01
pentagon
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:33:01
american
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:39:01
peccili
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:45:01
yahooligan
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 08:54:01
DonaldTrump
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:06:01
dapper
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:15:01
Chrischun
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:18:01
MichelleW
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:27:02
holly
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:30:02
peccili
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:33:01
Chrischun
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:36:01
dapper
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:42:01
little
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:45:01
Milkman
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:48:01
Milkman
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 09:51:01
little
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:03:02
yahooligan
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:18:01
Poppy
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:24:01
peccili
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:30:01
PatMall
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:42:01
pentagon
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:48:01
reggie
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 10:51:01
sexybrain
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:00:01
Chrischun
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:03:01
PatMall
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:12:01
holly
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:21:02
little
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:33:01
thumbsup
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:36:01
FactCheck
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:39:01
MichelleW
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:42:02
idiotboy
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:45:01
crapface
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:48:01
doodooface
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:51:01
DonaldTrump
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:54:01
idiotboy
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Apr 23, 2024, 11:57:01
FactCheck
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:00:01
mrdavis
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:09:01
MichelleW
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:12:01
DonaldTrump
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:18:01
thumbsup
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:21:01
sexybrain
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:24:01
chesirecat
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:27:01
DonaldTrump
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:30:01
chesirecat
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:39:01
pentagon
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:51:01
Poppy
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:54:01
Poppy
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:00:01
PatMall
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:21:01
dapper
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:33:01
DannyBoy
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:42:01
milk4dh
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:51:02
RunRonnieRun
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:00:01
thumbsup
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:06:01
dapper
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:09:01
holly
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:18:01
idiotboy
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:21:01
MichelleW
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:36:01
yahooligan
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:42:01
idiotboy
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:57:01
DonaldTrump
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:03:01
american
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:12:01
little
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:15:01
mrdavis
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:18:01
mrdavis
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:24:01
patty
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:42:01
dapper
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:45:01
idiotboy
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:48:01
snickerdoo
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:51:01
patty
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:57:01
crapface
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:00:01
mrdavis
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:03:01
chesirecat
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:06:01
thumbsup
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:09:01
Poppy
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:12:01
snickerdoo
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:30:01
Chrischun
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:33:01
RunRonnieRun
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:39:01
snickerdoo
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:48:01
Chrischun
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:09:01
yahooligan
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:18:01
MichelleW
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:24:01
reggie
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:27:01
MichelleW
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:39:01
reggie
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:45:01
sexybrain
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:51:01
sexybrain
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:00:01
milk4dh
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:03:01
thumbsup
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:06:01
yahooligan
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:09:01
peccili
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:24:01
DannyBoy
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:27:01
yahooligan
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:39:01
patty
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:00:01
thumbsup
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:06:01
chesirecat
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:09:01
chesirecat
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:12:01
dapper
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:18:01
doodooface
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:21:01
holly
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:24:02
Poppy
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:33:01
american
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:36:01
sexybrain
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:42:01
little
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:48:01
holly
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:54:01
Poppy
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:57:01
dapper
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:06:01
poopface
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:12:01
DannyBoy
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:18:01
Chrischun
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:21:01
patty
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:27:01
holly
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:30:01
patty
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:33:01
patty
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:36:01
PatMall
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:51:01
dapper
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:54:01
Milkman
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:57:01
snickerdoo
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:00:01
peccili
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:03:01
pentagon
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:33:01
MichelleW
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:36:01
thumbsup
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:39:01
mrdavis
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:45:01
idiotboy
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:06:01
DannyBoy
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:09:01
reggie
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:12:01
Poppy
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:30:01
snickerdoo
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:36:01
FactCheck
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:39:01
mrdavis
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:42:01
yahooligan
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:45:01
chesirecat
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:48:01
doodooface
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:57:01
FactCheck
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:00:01
chesirecat
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:03:01
DonaldTrump
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:12:02
peccili
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:15:01
snickerdoo
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:33:01
Chrischun
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:36:01
holly
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:42:01
PatMall
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:45:02
Chrischun
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:00:01
snickerdoo
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:09:01
yahooligan
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:12:01
milk4dh
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:18:01
crapface
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:27:01
holly
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:30:01
pentagon
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:48:01
reggie
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:51:01
Poppy
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 12:57:01
holly
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:00:01
pentagon
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:15:01
Chrischun
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:24:01
Milkman
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:33:01
peccili
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:48:02
reggie
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 01:54:01
milk4dh
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:03:02
mrdavis
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:33:01
peccili
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:42:01
little
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:45:01
Poppy
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 02:54:01
dapper
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:15:01
DonaldTrump
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:21:01
crapface
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:27:01
sexybrain
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:30:01
dapper
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:33:01
idiotboy
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:36:01
Milkman
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:39:01
little
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:45:01
DannyBoy
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:48:01
FactCheck
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 03:57:01
PatMall
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:00:01
patty
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:12:01
doodooface
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:15:01
Chrischun
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:27:01
MichelleW
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:33:02
DannyBoy
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:39:01
dapper
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 04:51:01
idiotboy
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:03:01
sexybrain
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:06:02
dapper
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:09:01
Milkman
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:18:01
american
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:24:01
snickerdoo
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:27:01
sexybrain
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:30:01
little
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:33:01
Milkman
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:42:01
little
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 05:54:01
american
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:03:01
snickerdoo
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:09:01
thumbsup
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:18:01
Poppy
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:24:01
DannyBoy
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:33:01
DannyBoy
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:42:01
doodooface
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:45:01
milk4dh
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 06:57:01
pentagon
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:00:01
Chrischun
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:09:01
RunRonnieRun
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:12:01
DonaldTrump
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:24:01
PatMall
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:36:01
mrdavis
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:39:01
Milkman
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:45:01
DannyBoy
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:51:01
PatMall
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:54:02
MichelleW
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 07:57:01
patty
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:12:01
snickerdoo
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:15:01
mrdavis
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:21:01
Poppy
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:24:01
mrdavis
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:39:01
Milkman
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:45:01
dapper
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 08:48:01
dapper
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:00:01
DonaldTrump
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:09:01
thumbsup
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:12:01
doodooface
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:18:01
dapper
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:21:01
doodooface
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:30:01
mrdavis
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:33:01
reggie
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:36:01
dapper
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 09:42:01
peccili
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:03:01
MichelleW
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:06:01
chesirecat
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:09:01
idiotboy
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:12:01
little
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:15:01
doodooface
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:21:01
sexybrain
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:27:01
snickerdoo
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:30:01
snickerdoo
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:39:01
patty
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:42:01
chesirecat
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 10:51:01
crapface
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:03:01
peccili
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:09:01
MichelleW
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:15:01
chesirecat
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:18:01
peccili
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:21:01
holly
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:24:01
RunRonnieRun
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:27:01
Milkman
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:39:01
little
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:42:01
FactCheck
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:51:01
milk4dh
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Apr 24, 2024, 11:54:01
Milkman
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:03:01
patty
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:06:01
crapface
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:15:01
poopface
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:30:01
FactCheck
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:33:01
pentagon
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:51:01
snickerdoo
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:54:01
little
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:03:02
Milkman
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:06:01
mrdavis
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:15:02
mrdavis
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:21:01
milk4dh
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:30:01
patty
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:33:01
chesirecat
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:42:01
FactCheck
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:45:01
RunRonnieRun
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:48:02
MichelleW
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:00:02
chesirecat
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:06:01
RunRonnieRun
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:09:01
chesirecat
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:30:01
MichelleW
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:42:01
DannyBoy
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:48:01
dapper
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:57:01
poopface
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:18:01
idiotboy
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:42:01
american
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:51:01
chesirecat
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:57:01
doodooface
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:00:01
dapper
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:06:01
thumbsup
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:09:01
american
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:15:01
mrdavis
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:18:01
chesirecat
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:21:01
dapper
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:24:01
Milkman
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:33:01
snickerdoo
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:36:01
doodooface
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:42:01
peccili
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:51:01
poopface
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:57:01
american
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:00:01
idiotboy
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:09:01
milk4dh
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:12:02
DannyBoy
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:30:01
milk4dh
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:36:01
little
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:42:01
doodooface
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:48:01
Poppy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:51:01
Chrischun
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:57:01
reggie
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:03:01
DannyBoy
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:06:01
MichelleW
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:09:01
little
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:15:02
idiotboy
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:27:01
idiotboy
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:39:02
DannyBoy
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:57:01
doodooface
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:00:01
FactCheck
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:03:02
chesirecat
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:06:01
yahooligan
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:09:01
milk4dh
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:15:01
sexybrain
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:18:01
idiotboy
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:21:01
doodooface
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:24:01
yahooligan
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:27:01
Poppy
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:33:01
Milkman
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:36:01
chesirecat
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:42:01
Chrischun
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:48:01
holly
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:00:01
crapface
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:03:01
DonaldTrump
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:09:02
DannyBoy
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:15:01
FactCheck
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:18:01
mrdavis
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:33:01
dapper
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:36:01
thumbsup
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:42:01
chesirecat
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:45:01
reggie
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:51:01
idiotboy
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:09:01
milk4dh
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:12:01
Poppy
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:15:01
yahooligan
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:24:01
FactCheck
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:36:01
mrdavis
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:42:01
DonaldTrump
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:45:01
PatMall
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:48:01
FactCheck
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:51:01
thumbsup
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:57:01
DannyBoy
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:00:01
thumbsup
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:06:01
milk4dh
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:12:01
thumbsup
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:18:01
peccili
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:27:01
Chrischun
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:33:01
mrdavis
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:39:01
american
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:42:01
american
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:48:01
MichelleW
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:51:01
doodooface
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:06:01
chesirecat
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:33:02
poopface
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:42:01
chesirecat
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:45:01
holly
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:48:01
milk4dh
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:57:02
patty
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:03:01
PatMall
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:09:01
crapface
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:15:01
peccili
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:21:01
Chrischun
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:24:01
Poppy
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:27:01
american
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:36:01
american
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:39:01
FactCheck
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:42:01
DannyBoy
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:48:01
sexybrain
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:51:01
MichelleW
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 12:57:01
Chrischun
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:00:01
reggie
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:03:01
peccili
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:18:01
yahooligan
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:39:01
DannyBoy
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:42:01
Poppy
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 01:51:01
MichelleW
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:09:01
milk4dh
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:15:01
Chrischun
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:21:01
pentagon
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:24:01
snickerdoo
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:27:01
poopface
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:36:01
yahooligan
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 02:42:01
poopface
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:00:02
idiotboy
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:03:01
FactCheck
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:15:02
DannyBoy
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:18:01
chesirecat
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:21:02
snickerdoo
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:30:01
doodooface
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:36:01
holly
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:39:01
FactCheck
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 03:51:01
sexybrain
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:06:01
snickerdoo
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:09:01
mrdavis
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:12:01
idiotboy
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:18:01
idiotboy
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:24:02
MichelleW
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:39:01
FactCheck
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 04:54:01
Chrischun
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:03:01
Chrischun
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:06:01
little
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:09:01
PatMall
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:15:01
chesirecat
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:18:01
sexybrain
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:24:01
reggie
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:27:01
DonaldTrump
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:33:01
poopface
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:36:01
poopface
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:39:01
little
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:48:01
doodooface
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:54:01
thumbsup
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 05:57:01
milk4dh
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:06:01
doodooface
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:09:01
chesirecat
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:15:01
MichelleW
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:21:01
reggie
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:30:01
chesirecat
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:39:01
pentagon
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:42:01
patty
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:48:02
yahooligan
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:51:01
FactCheck
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:54:01
yahooligan
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 06:57:01
DannyBoy
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:24:01
pentagon
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:27:01
little
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:33:02
reggie
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:36:02
snickerdoo
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:42:01
peccili
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:45:01
chesirecat
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 07:54:01
RunRonnieRun
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:12:01
poopface
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:48:01
MichelleW
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 08:54:01
yahooligan
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:03:01
Milkman
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:09:01
chesirecat
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:21:01
yahooligan
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:24:01
patty
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:36:01
dapper
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:42:01
american
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:48:01
american
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 09:51:01
little
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:00:01
reggie
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:06:01
idiotboy
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:18:01
patty
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:21:01
dapper
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:36:01
milk4dh
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:39:01
Milkman
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:42:01
Poppy
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:45:01
crapface
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:48:01
crapface
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 10:51:01
patty
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:12:01
Poppy
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:27:01
chesirecat
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:30:01
american
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:33:01
doodooface
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Apr 25, 2024, 11:48:01

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Poppy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:54
idiotboy
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
idiotboy | May 15, 2024 at 11:48
PatMall
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
PatMall | May 15, 2024 at 11:42
Poppy
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:36
american
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
american | May 15, 2024 at 11:21
yahooligan
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
yahooligan | May 15, 2024 at 11:15
poopface
Turn your wounds into wisdom
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Milkman
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
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