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Donald Trump told oil industry executives he would dismantle Joe Biden’s pro-electric vehicle agenda as he asked for $1bn (£800m) to help return him to the White House, it has been claimed.
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PatMall
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:00:01
thumbsup
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:30:01
crapface
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:33:01
chesirecat
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:27:01
yahooligan
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:03:01
crapface
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:57:01
RunRonnieRun
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:54:02
holly
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:12:01
FactCheck
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:36:02
patty
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:39:02
PatMall
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:24:01
milk4dh
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:09:01
PatMall
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:57:01
idiotboy
Best day ever!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:27:01
thumbsup
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:09:01
reggie
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:51:01
crapface
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:42:01
doodooface
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:57:02
chesirecat
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:33:02
chesirecat
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:36:01
holly
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:51:01
PatMall
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:54:02
holly
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:57:01
DonaldTrump
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:12:02
Poppy
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:18:01
poopface
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:39:01
holly
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:24:01
dapper
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:27:01
dapper
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:30:01
thumbsup
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:45:01
reggie
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:36:01
sexybrain
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:51:01
Chrischun
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:45:01
sexybrain
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:21:01
poopface
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:30:02
patty
Thank you for being you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:15:01
poopface
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:45:01
thumbsup
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:06:01
holly
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:39:01
thumbsup
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:09:01
yahooligan
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:30:01
snickerdoo
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:18:01
FactCheck
You're wonderful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:45:01
crapface
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:00:02
holly
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:48:01
Milkman
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:18:01
holly
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:27:01
pentagon
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:33:01
DannyBoy
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:42:01
DannyBoy
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:12:02
FactCheck
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:27:01
idiotboy
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:15:01
MichelleW
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:30:01
mrdavis
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:54:01
peccili
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:21:02
DonaldTrump
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:39:01
yahooligan
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:21:01
peccili
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:36:02
thumbsup
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:57:02
idiotboy
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:12:02
snickerdoo
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:00:02
Chrischun
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:36:01
little
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:45:01
yahooligan
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:51:01
american
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:54:02
milk4dh
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 02:57:01
idiotboy
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:06:01
idiotboy
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:21:01
american
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:24:01
little
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:27:01
american
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:36:01
MichelleW
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:39:01
RunRonnieRun
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:45:01
milk4dh
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:48:01
reggie
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:51:01
Poppy
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 03:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:00:02
pentagon
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:24:02
poopface
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:27:02
pentagon
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:33:01
reggie
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:36:01
doodooface
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:39:01
mrdavis
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 04:54:01
mrdavis
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:00:02
mrdavis
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:09:01
crapface
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:12:01
american
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:18:01
snickerdoo
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:36:01
snickerdoo
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:39:01
thumbsup
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:42:01
thumbsup
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:45:01
DannyBoy
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:48:01
little
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:51:02
snickerdoo
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:54:01
mrdavis
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 05:57:01
DonaldTrump
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:00:01
chesirecat
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:03:01
Poppy
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:12:01
FactCheck
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:15:01
Poppy
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:21:01
MichelleW
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:24:01
sexybrain
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:30:01
sexybrain
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:36:01
patty
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:42:01
holly
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:48:01
FactCheck
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:51:01
reggie
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 06:57:02
DonaldTrump
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:06:02
thumbsup
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:12:01
little
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:21:01
little
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:27:01
doodooface
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:30:01
peccili
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:36:01
dapper
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:39:01
american
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:48:01
chesirecat
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 07:51:01
DannyBoy
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:03:02
snickerdoo
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:12:01
FactCheck
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:15:01
thumbsup
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:24:02
yahooligan
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:27:02
little
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:33:01
thumbsup
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:45:01
chesirecat
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:48:02
reggie
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:51:01
milk4dh
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:54:01
little
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 08:57:01
milk4dh
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:00:01
thumbsup
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:06:01
milk4dh
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:09:01
Milkman
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:12:02
doodooface
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:15:01
DannyBoy
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:18:01
snickerdoo
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:21:01
reggie
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:24:01
doodooface
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:33:01
dapper
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:36:01
DonaldTrump
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:39:01
doodooface
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:42:01
milk4dh
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:51:01
FactCheck
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:54:02
pentagon
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 09:57:01
sexybrain
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:03:01
Poppy
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:06:01
pentagon
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:15:01
idiotboy
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:18:01
little
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:21:01
doodooface
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:24:01
pentagon
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:27:01
snickerdoo
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:30:01
milk4dh
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 10:42:01
holly
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:00:01
sexybrain
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:21:01
american
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:39:02
DannyBoy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:45:01
crapface
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 9, 2024, 11:57:01
RunRonnieRun
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:00:02
FactCheck
You light up the room.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:06:01
MichelleW
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:12:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:24:02
RunRonnieRun
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:27:01
DannyBoy
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:33:01
little
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:48:01
sexybrain
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:00:01
crapface
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:24:02
Poppy
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:27:01
sexybrain
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:36:01
snickerdoo
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:45:01
crapface
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:48:02
Poppy
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:57:02
mrdavis
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:00:02
Poppy
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:03:01
chesirecat
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:06:01
yahooligan
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:15:02
american
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:18:01
yahooligan
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:21:01
Poppy
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:33:01
FactCheck
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:45:02
Milkman
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:48:01
PatMall
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:51:02
Milkman
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:54:01
milk4dh
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:00:01
american
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:06:02
DannyBoy
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:15:02
yahooligan
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:18:01
DannyBoy
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:21:01
Milkman
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:24:01
Poppy
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:27:01
american
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:30:01
poopface
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:33:01
MichelleW
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:36:01
FactCheck
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:45:01
yahooligan
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:51:01
little
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:54:02
thumbsup
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:21:01
mrdavis
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:30:02
RunRonnieRun
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:39:01
DannyBoy
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:45:01
milk4dh
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:48:01
idiotboy
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:00:01
sexybrain
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:18:01
thumbsup
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:21:01
crapface
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:24:01
yahooligan
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:30:02
patty
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:39:01
american
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:54:01
little
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:03:01
american
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:15:01
poopface
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:18:01
doodooface
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:42:01
DonaldTrump
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:48:01
chesirecat
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:51:01
reggie
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:00:01
MichelleW
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:03:01
sexybrain
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:18:01
milk4dh
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:21:01
american
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:27:01
american
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:30:01
FactCheck
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:36:01
MichelleW
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:42:01
crapface
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:45:01
idiotboy
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:48:02
MichelleW
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:51:01
chesirecat
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:06:02
PatMall
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:09:01
peccili
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:12:01
chesirecat
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:15:02
chesirecat
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:18:02
holly
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:24:01
thumbsup
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:33:01
poopface
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:36:01
mrdavis
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:48:01
idiotboy
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:54:01
chesirecat
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:06:02
sexybrain
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:21:01
pentagon
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:27:01
Chrischun
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:33:01
idiotboy
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:36:01
crapface
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:42:01
idiotboy
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:48:01
FactCheck
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:54:01
idiotboy
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:57:02
RunRonnieRun
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:00:02
MichelleW
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:03:01
chesirecat
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:06:02
sexybrain
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:12:01
little
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:15:01
MichelleW
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:18:02
peccili
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:27:01
DannyBoy
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:36:01
doodooface
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:48:02
PatMall
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:00:01
Chrischun
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:03:01
DannyBoy
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:09:01
poopface
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:12:01
dapper
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:15:01
chesirecat
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:18:01
thumbsup
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:21:02
snickerdoo
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:27:01
poopface
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:30:02
little
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:39:01
DonaldTrump
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:48:02
PatMall
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:51:01
patty
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:54:01
sexybrain
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:00:02
peccili
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:12:01
idiotboy
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:15:02
MichelleW
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:18:01
poopface
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:33:01
sexybrain
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:36:01
FactCheck
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:42:02
doodooface
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 12:45:02
MichelleW
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:03:01
Chrischun
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:06:01
idiotboy
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:09:01
snickerdoo
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:18:01
Poppy
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:42:01
pentagon
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 01:54:02
patty
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:06:01
dapper
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:15:02
Poppy
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:21:02
RunRonnieRun
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:24:01
poopface
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:42:01
poopface
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:45:02
yahooligan
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 02:54:01
DonaldTrump
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:03:01
milk4dh
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:06:01
Milkman
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:09:01
yahooligan
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:15:01
poopface
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:18:01
sexybrain
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:33:02
thumbsup
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 03:45:02
MichelleW
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:12:01
DannyBoy
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:27:01
holly
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:45:02
Poppy
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:54:01
yahooligan
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 04:57:02
snickerdoo
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:00:02
pentagon
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:03:01
thumbsup
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:09:02
Chrischun
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:33:01
peccili
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:36:01
Milkman
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:48:02
thumbsup
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 05:51:01
MichelleW
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:06:01
american
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:15:01
PatMall
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:18:01
MichelleW
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:30:02
little
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:36:01
doodooface
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:39:02
Milkman
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:42:01
DannyBoy
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:45:01
milk4dh
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:48:02
MichelleW
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 06:51:01
peccili
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:06:01
poopface
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:09:02
idiotboy
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:15:01
holly
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:18:01
patty
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:36:01
DannyBoy
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 07:57:01
mrdavis
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:06:01
poopface
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:09:01
Milkman
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:18:02
DonaldTrump
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:33:01
mrdavis
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:36:01
Chrischun
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:39:01
reggie
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 08:42:01
crapface
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:00:01
pentagon
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:03:01
chesirecat
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:06:01
patty
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:09:02
chesirecat
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:12:01
FactCheck
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:24:02
Chrischun
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:27:02
chesirecat
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:36:01
crapface
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:39:01
chesirecat
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:42:01
FactCheck
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 09:45:01
RunRonnieRun
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:00:01
mrdavis
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:09:02
reggie
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:15:01
holly
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:18:02
poopface
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:33:02
milk4dh
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:36:01
snickerdoo
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:45:02
Milkman
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 10:48:01
snickerdoo
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:06:01
holly
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:15:01
Milkman
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:27:01
dapper
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:33:01
idiotboy
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:42:01
FactCheck
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:45:01
FactCheck
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:54:01
sexybrain
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 10, 2024, 11:57:01
peccili
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:03:01
reggie
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:12:01
Milkman
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:24:02
peccili
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:27:01
RunRonnieRun
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:42:02
MichelleW
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:45:01
thumbsup
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:09:01
thumbsup
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:12:01
little
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:15:01
DannyBoy
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:21:01
DonaldTrump
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:24:02
Chrischun
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:30:02
peccili
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:39:01
peccili
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:42:02
pentagon
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:48:01
reggie
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:51:01
doodooface
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:54:01
thumbsup
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:18:01
PatMall
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:33:01
DannyBoy
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:39:01
patty
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:42:01
Poppy
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:48:01
chesirecat
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:00:01
RunRonnieRun
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:18:01
holly
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:21:01
Milkman
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:30:01
little
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:36:01
idiotboy
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:57:01
holly
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:00:01
Milkman
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:06:02
holly
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:09:01
mrdavis
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:15:02
FactCheck
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:30:02
reggie
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:33:01
Chrischun
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:36:01
poopface
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:39:01
RunRonnieRun
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:48:01
FactCheck
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:57:02
peccili
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:09:01
doodooface
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:15:01
RunRonnieRun
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:18:01
Poppy
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:27:02
patty
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:45:02
dapper
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:03:01
milk4dh
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:15:01
poopface
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:21:01
holly
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:24:01
american
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:27:01
yahooligan
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:30:01
pentagon
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:33:01
DannyBoy
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:45:01
dapper
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:51:01
yahooligan
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:54:02
MichelleW
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:15:01
MichelleW
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:27:01
snickerdoo
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:30:02
pentagon
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:48:01
pentagon
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:57:01
chesirecat
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:00:02
yahooligan
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:03:02
poopface
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:06:01
thumbsup
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:15:01
yahooligan
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:33:02
mrdavis
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:36:01
snickerdoo
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:42:01
dapper
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:51:01
DannyBoy
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:54:01
snickerdoo
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:57:02
Chrischun
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:00:02
PatMall
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:06:01
thumbsup
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:12:01
chesirecat
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:21:01
patty
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:36:01
patty
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:39:01
idiotboy
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:48:02
reggie
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:03:01
crapface
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:09:01
sexybrain
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:12:01
Chrischun
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:18:01
patty
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:45:01
yahooligan
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:00:02
mrdavis
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:06:01
holly
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:18:01
thumbsup
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:45:01
Milkman
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:48:01
FactCheck
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:54:01
mrdavis
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:00:02
snickerdoo
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:03:01
little
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:09:01
PatMall
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:15:02
milk4dh
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:21:01
patty
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:27:02
RunRonnieRun
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:39:01
DannyBoy
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:45:02
sexybrain
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:48:01
peccili
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 12:57:01
dapper
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:00:01
thumbsup
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:06:01
DannyBoy
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:27:01
yahooligan
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:30:01
pentagon
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:48:01
chesirecat
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:51:01
mrdavis
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 01:54:01
reggie
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:00:01
sexybrain
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:06:01
reggie
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:12:02
poopface
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:21:01
american
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:30:01
DannyBoy
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:33:01
holly
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:36:01
idiotboy
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:39:01
pentagon
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 02:54:01
MichelleW
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:00:02
mrdavis
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:12:02
snickerdoo
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:15:01
snickerdoo
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:21:01
Chrischun
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 03:30:01
thumbsup
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:09:02
reggie
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:15:01
Poppy
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:24:01
little
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:30:01
pentagon
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:42:02
idiotboy
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:45:01
snickerdoo
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 04:57:01
doodooface
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:00:02
PatMall
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:06:01
MichelleW
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:09:01
chesirecat
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:12:01
crapface
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:15:01
holly
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:24:01
yahooligan
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:30:01
dapper
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:36:01
Chrischun
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:39:01
idiotboy
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:45:01
Milkman
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:48:02
pentagon
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 05:57:01
MichelleW
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:15:01
FactCheck
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:18:01
mrdavis
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:45:01
MichelleW
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 06:57:01
holly
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:21:02
yahooligan
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:27:01
FactCheck
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:36:01
sexybrain
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:54:01
sexybrain
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 07:57:01
chesirecat
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:00:01
Poppy
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:06:01
thumbsup
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:18:01
dapper
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:24:01
doodooface
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:27:01
holly
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:36:02
snickerdoo
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:45:01
DonaldTrump
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 08:54:01
little
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:00:01
chesirecat
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:03:01
little
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:06:01
snickerdoo
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:09:01
PatMall
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:12:02
Milkman
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:27:02
Milkman
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:33:02
FactCheck
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:36:02
DonaldTrump
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:39:01
Chrischun
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:48:02
poopface
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:51:01
idiotboy
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 09:57:01
milk4dh
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:12:01
FactCheck
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:15:01
chesirecat
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:18:01
FactCheck
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:21:01
american
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:27:01
american
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:33:01
chesirecat
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:36:01
DonaldTrump
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:48:02
Poppy
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:51:01
RunRonnieRun
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:54:02
doodooface
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 10:57:01
doodooface
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:06:02
FactCheck
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:33:01
doodooface
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:39:01
crapface
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:45:02
idiotboy
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:48:01
doodooface
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, May 11, 2024, 11:54:01
peccili
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:00:01
doodooface
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:03:01
dapper
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:09:01
mrdavis
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:21:01
poopface
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:24:01
snickerdoo
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:36:01
DonaldTrump
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:39:01
chesirecat
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:45:01
american
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:57:01
american
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:06:02
DonaldTrump
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:09:01
sexybrain
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:12:01
Poppy
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:15:02
Milkman
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:21:02
reggie
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:36:01
crapface
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:42:01
thumbsup
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:48:01
crapface
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:57:01
doodooface
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:12:01
crapface
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:15:01
idiotboy
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:27:01
yahooligan
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:33:01
yahooligan
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:48:02
DannyBoy
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:51:01
DonaldTrump
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 02:57:01
DannyBoy
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:00:01
sexybrain
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:21:01
peccili
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:36:02
mrdavis
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:48:01
yahooligan
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:00:01
milk4dh
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:03:01
MichelleW
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:06:02
snickerdoo
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:12:01
milk4dh
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:18:02
snickerdoo
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:27:02
yahooligan
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:30:01
snickerdoo
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:36:02
reggie
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:39:02
snickerdoo
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:48:01
milk4dh
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 04:51:01
crapface
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:00:01
holly
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:18:01
crapface
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:21:01
DannyBoy
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:42:01
MichelleW
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:45:01
yahooligan
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:48:01
Chrischun
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:51:02
doodooface
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:24:01
Chrischun
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:45:01
reggie
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:51:01
sexybrain
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:54:01
mrdavis
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 06:57:01
dapper
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:09:02
MichelleW
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:24:01
patty
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:27:01
mrdavis
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:36:02
patty
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:42:01
DannyBoy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:51:01
chesirecat
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:09:01
Chrischun
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:12:02
patty
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:15:02
MichelleW
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:18:02
chesirecat
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:21:01
doodooface
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:27:01
FactCheck
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:30:01
sexybrain
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:33:01
Poppy
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:51:01
idiotboy
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 08:57:01
crapface
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:00:02
DonaldTrump
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:09:01
chesirecat
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:15:01
poopface
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:18:02
Chrischun
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:27:01
patty
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:33:01
mrdavis
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 09:39:01
crapface
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:09:02
doodooface
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:12:01
sexybrain
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:15:01
sexybrain
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:27:01
sexybrain
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:30:01
DannyBoy
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:36:01
MichelleW
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:45:01
dapper
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:48:01
snickerdoo
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:00:01
holly
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:09:01
PatMall
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:15:01
crapface
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:18:01
DannyBoy
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:24:01
pentagon
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:33:01
reggie
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:39:01
PatMall
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:45:01
mrdavis
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:48:01
MichelleW
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 11:54:01
crapface
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:00:02
dapper
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:06:01
PatMall
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:18:01
sexybrain
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:27:01
doodooface
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:30:01
PatMall
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:36:01
dapper
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:39:01
doodooface
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:45:01
FactCheck
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 12:57:01
peccili
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:12:01
american
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 01:48:01
crapface
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 03:36:01
patty
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 05:54:01
DannyBoy
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 07:27:01
Chrischun
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:30:01
idiotboy
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:48:01
sexybrain
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, May 12, 2024, 10:57:01

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holly
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
holly | Jun 20, 2024 at 10:51
DannyBoy
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
DannyBoy | Jun 20, 2024 at 10:48
milk4dh
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
milk4dh | Jun 20, 2024 at 10:45
crapface
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
crapface | Jun 20, 2024 at 10:33
little
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
little | Jun 20, 2024 at 10:21
doodooface
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
doodooface | Jun 20, 2024 at 10:12
american
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
american | Jun 20, 2024 at 10:09
snickerdoo
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
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