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When law enforcement officers perform traffic stops they’re on edge, so anything you can do to not escalate the situation would be a wise move. But some people like this Florida woman think pulling attitude right from the get-go is the way to handle thi...
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Comments

DonaldTrump
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:03:01
snickerdoo
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:33:01
Poppy
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:00:01
dapper
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:48:02
idiotboy
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:51:01
peccili
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:18:01
holly
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:48:01
chesirecat
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:21:02
mrdavis
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:39:01
crapface
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:42:01
snickerdoo
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:45:01
poopface
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:03:01
milk4dh
You're a great example to others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:18:01
DonaldTrump
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:33:01
mrdavis
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:30:01
doodooface
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:33:01
peccili
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:18:01
doodooface
I'm grateful to know you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:15:02
MichelleW
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:18:01
Chrischun
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:54:01
chesirecat
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:57:01
crapface
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:39:01
Poppy
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:12:01
dapper
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:21:01
yahooligan
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:15:01
PatMall
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:06:02
sexybrain
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:15:01
DannyBoy
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:42:01
FactCheck
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:45:01
sexybrain
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:48:01
patty
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:06:01
pentagon
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:33:01
Poppy
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:48:01
peccili
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:03:01
Poppy
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:57:02
snickerdoo
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:12:01
milk4dh
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:36:01
doodooface
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:03:01
crapface
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:03:01
snickerdoo
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:03:01
yahooligan
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:06:01
MichelleW
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:39:01
Chrischun
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:06:01
Chrischun
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:06:02
american
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:39:01
Milkman
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:45:01
sexybrain
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:09:01
Chrischun
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:27:01
milk4dh
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:33:02
milk4dh
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:27:01
idiotboy
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:27:01
PatMall
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:33:01
DonaldTrump
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:39:02
Milkman
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:09:01
Chrischun
You are really kind to people around you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:09:02
american
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:21:01
mrdavis
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:51:01
chesirecat
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:09:01
RunRonnieRun
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:48:01
reggie
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:36:01
reggie
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:54:01
chesirecat
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:24:01
MichelleW
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:12:01
FactCheck
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:12:02
idiotboy
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:18:01
PatMall
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:21:01
holly
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:30:01
holly
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:45:02
mrdavis
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:48:02
Milkman
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:51:02
Poppy
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 05:54:01
chesirecat
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:09:01
peccili
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:12:01
crapface
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:15:02
PatMall
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:21:01
patty
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:33:01
Poppy
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:36:01
Milkman
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:51:01
doodooface
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:54:01
sexybrain
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 06:57:01
little
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:00:01
crapface
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:09:01
little
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:15:01
RunRonnieRun
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:24:02
mrdavis
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:42:01
MichelleW
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:48:01
american
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 07:57:02
Milkman
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:03:01
american
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:06:01
reggie
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:09:01
thumbsup
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:15:01
idiotboy
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:18:01
little
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:21:02
PatMall
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:24:01
DannyBoy
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:30:01
idiotboy
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:33:01
holly
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:39:02
milk4dh
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 08:54:01
dapper
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:06:01
holly
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:12:01
reggie
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:15:01
thumbsup
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:39:01
peccili
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:42:01
crapface
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:45:01
pentagon
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:48:01
idiotboy
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 09:57:02
FactCheck
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:09:01
MichelleW
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:18:01
mrdavis
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:21:01
doodooface
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:27:01
chesirecat
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:30:01
milk4dh
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 10:57:02
Chrischun
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:00:01
DannyBoy
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:03:01
patty
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:12:02
Milkman
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:21:01
patty
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:24:02
PatMall
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:27:02
Milkman
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:30:01
patty
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:33:02
thumbsup
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:36:01
yahooligan
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:51:02
FactCheck
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:54:01
poopface
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 8, 2024, 11:57:01
DannyBoy
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:06:01
patty
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:27:01
snickerdoo
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:30:01
Poppy
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:48:01
MichelleW
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:51:01
chesirecat
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:54:02
crapface
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:57:01
holly
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:06:01
yahooligan
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:39:01
peccili
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:42:01
pentagon
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:54:01
peccili
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:57:01
Poppy
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:15:01
poopface
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:21:01
Poppy
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:24:01
sexybrain
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:30:01
PatMall
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:33:01
RunRonnieRun
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:36:01
thumbsup
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:42:01
poopface
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:54:01
thumbsup
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:09:01
peccili
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:15:01
mrdavis
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:42:01
RunRonnieRun
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:00:01
Chrischun
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:03:01
patty
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:09:01
PatMall
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:18:01
Poppy
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:24:01
DonaldTrump
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:51:01
snickerdoo
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:57:01
patty
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:09:01
milk4dh
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:12:01
DannyBoy
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:18:02
american
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:27:01
snickerdoo
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:36:01
thumbsup
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:39:01
idiotboy
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:51:01
doodooface
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:06:01
idiotboy
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:15:01
MichelleW
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:48:01
milk4dh
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:51:01
Poppy
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:00:02
thumbsup
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:03:01
american
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:18:02
DonaldTrump
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:27:01
american
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:36:02
pentagon
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:48:01
holly
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:57:02
DannyBoy
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:00:01
peccili
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:09:01
thumbsup
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:12:01
Milkman
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:21:01
poopface
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:27:01
thumbsup
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:33:01
doodooface
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:36:01
MichelleW
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:39:01
FactCheck
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:51:01
sexybrain
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:54:01
MichelleW
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:03:02
pentagon
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:09:01
Poppy
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:24:02
milk4dh
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:27:01
DonaldTrump
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:45:02
pentagon
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:51:01
FactCheck
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:00:01
patty
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:03:02
DannyBoy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:09:01
peccili
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:18:01
peccili
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:33:02
Poppy
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:36:02
MichelleW
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:57:01
peccili
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:03:01
MichelleW
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:09:01
Milkman
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:12:01
PatMall
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:15:02
Chrischun
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:21:01
thumbsup
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:24:02
Poppy
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:30:01
dapper
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:39:01
milk4dh
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:54:01
idiotboy
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:12:01
thumbsup
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:18:01
thumbsup
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:27:01
Poppy
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:33:01
dapper
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:39:01
american
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:42:01
MichelleW
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:48:02
peccili
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 12:51:02
poopface
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:00:01
poopface
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:03:01
peccili
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:12:02
poopface
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:15:01
mrdavis
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:18:01
MichelleW
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:21:01
DannyBoy
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:24:02
poopface
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:27:01
chesirecat
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:30:01
milk4dh
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:36:02
chesirecat
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:45:02
DannyBoy
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:48:01
poopface
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 01:54:01
american
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:03:01
snickerdoo
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:09:01
peccili
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:12:01
yahooligan
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:15:02
Milkman
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:21:01
FactCheck
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:36:01
Poppy
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:45:01
sexybrain
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:48:02
FactCheck
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 02:54:01
dapper
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:03:01
reggie
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:09:02
DonaldTrump
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:24:01
peccili
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:36:01
patty
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:39:01
Milkman
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:42:01
sexybrain
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:54:01
DonaldTrump
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 03:57:01
Milkman
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:03:01
Milkman
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:06:01
american
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:09:01
chesirecat
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:12:02
american
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:24:01
Poppy
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:42:01
RunRonnieRun
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:45:01
american
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:48:02
pentagon
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:54:01
DonaldTrump
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 04:57:01
MichelleW
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:09:01
snickerdoo
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:18:01
patty
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:39:01
pentagon
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:42:01
dapper
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:45:01
pentagon
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:51:02
RunRonnieRun
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 05:57:01
FactCheck
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:00:02
pentagon
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:09:01
mrdavis
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:15:01
patty
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:18:01
MichelleW
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:33:02
pentagon
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:36:02
RunRonnieRun
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:39:01
FactCheck
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:42:01
Chrischun
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:45:01
dapper
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 06:54:01
mrdavis
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:00:02
Chrischun
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:09:01
holly
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:12:01
sexybrain
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:21:01
PatMall
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:27:01
crapface
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:30:01
reggie
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:36:01
american
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:42:02
peccili
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:48:01
doodooface
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 07:51:01
sexybrain
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:00:01
dapper
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:09:01
sexybrain
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:12:01
pentagon
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:18:01
FactCheck
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:24:01
little
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:27:01
sexybrain
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:39:01
patty
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:48:02
snickerdoo
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 08:54:01
american
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:00:01
poopface
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:06:02
Milkman
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:12:01
little
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:27:01
milk4dh
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:33:01
peccili
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:36:01
DannyBoy
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 09:39:01
holly
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:00:02
milk4dh
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:03:02
little
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:06:01
little
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:09:01
crapface
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:15:01
crapface
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:18:02
reggie
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:21:01
DannyBoy
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:27:01
poopface
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:39:01
doodooface
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 10:45:01
DonaldTrump
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:00:01
yahooligan
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:06:01
PatMall
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:09:01
yahooligan
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:12:01
RunRonnieRun
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:24:01
thumbsup
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:33:01
sexybrain
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:39:01
idiotboy
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 9, 2024, 11:51:01
MichelleW
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:00:02
doodooface
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:06:01
Chrischun
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:12:02
little
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:15:01
pentagon
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:18:01
chesirecat
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:21:01
DonaldTrump
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:30:01
chesirecat
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:33:01
PatMall
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:39:01
yahooligan
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:42:01
DonaldTrump
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:57:02
peccili
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:03:02
Chrischun
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:06:01
MichelleW
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:12:01
Poppy
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:18:02
Poppy
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:39:01
DonaldTrump
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:45:01
Poppy
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:00:01
milk4dh
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:21:02
little
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:42:01
yahooligan
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:51:01
DannyBoy
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:00:02
idiotboy
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:12:01
peccili
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:15:02
Milkman
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:21:01
holly
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:24:01
dapper
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:27:01
FactCheck
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:36:01
PatMall
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:42:01
american
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:45:01
holly
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:48:01
chesirecat
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:54:01
holly
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:57:02
pentagon
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:03:01
yahooligan
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:09:01
crapface
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:18:02
mrdavis
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:30:02
crapface
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:33:01
thumbsup
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:36:01
Milkman
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:39:01
patty
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:45:01
thumbsup
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:48:01
patty
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:51:01
peccili
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:57:01
chesirecat
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:00:01
chesirecat
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:03:01
doodooface
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:06:01
poopface
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:09:01
american
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:12:01
Milkman
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:15:02
pentagon
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:18:02
Milkman
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:21:01
doodooface
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:27:01
holly
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:30:01
MichelleW
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:45:01
little
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:48:02
milk4dh
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:03:02
Poppy
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:06:02
milk4dh
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:18:02
poopface
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:36:02
patty
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:57:02
snickerdoo
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:33:01
poopface
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:39:01
crapface
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:45:01
RunRonnieRun
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:48:01
idiotboy
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:51:02
sexybrain
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:54:01
pentagon
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:57:01
yahooligan
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:03:01
peccili
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:21:01
MichelleW
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:24:02
idiotboy
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:33:01
pentagon
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:48:02
DannyBoy
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:21:01
thumbsup
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:45:01
mrdavis
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:48:01
MichelleW
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:51:01
FactCheck
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:57:01
american
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:03:01
peccili
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:09:02
Milkman
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:15:02
american
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:24:01
milk4dh
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:27:02
chesirecat
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:33:01
american
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:39:01
sexybrain
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:42:02
PatMall
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:00:01
pentagon
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:06:01
Poppy
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:33:01
sexybrain
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:42:02
milk4dh
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:45:01
Chrischun
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:48:01
Milkman
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:57:01
MichelleW
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:09:01
Milkman
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:15:01
Chrischun
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:21:02
american
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:39:01
idiotboy
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:42:01
pentagon
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 12:54:01
poopface
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:06:01
milk4dh
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:15:01
peccili
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:18:02
DonaldTrump
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:24:01
DonaldTrump
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:30:02
little
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:45:01
DonaldTrump
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 01:51:01
holly
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:06:01
holly
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:09:01
poopface
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:33:01
peccili
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:36:02
RunRonnieRun
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:42:01
chesirecat
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:54:02
Milkman
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 02:57:01
Milkman
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:09:02
doodooface
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:15:01
RunRonnieRun
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:21:02
peccili
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:24:01
FactCheck
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:33:01
Milkman
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:36:01
DannyBoy
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:39:01
DonaldTrump
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:42:01
snickerdoo
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:48:01
MichelleW
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 03:54:02
peccili
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:03:01
reggie
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:06:01
little
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:09:01
snickerdoo
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:15:01
peccili
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:24:01
Milkman
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:27:01
FactCheck
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:36:01
MichelleW
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:54:01
patty
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 04:57:01
peccili
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:00:02
DonaldTrump
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:09:01
Poppy
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:12:01
chesirecat
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:15:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:18:02
holly
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:21:02
Chrischun
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:27:01
patty
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:30:01
pentagon
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:48:01
patty
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:54:02
yahooligan
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 05:57:01
snickerdoo
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:03:02
pentagon
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:06:02
poopface
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:12:01
american
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:27:01
crapface
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:30:01
FactCheck
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:39:01
FactCheck
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 06:42:01
reggie
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:00:02
peccili
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:03:01
doodooface
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:06:01
american
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:12:02
MichelleW
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:24:01
PatMall
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:27:02
doodooface
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:36:01
little
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:42:02
doodooface
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:45:01
patty
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 07:48:01
idiotboy
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:09:01
reggie
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:12:01
PatMall
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:18:01
DannyBoy
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:21:01
yahooligan
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:24:01
sexybrain
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:30:01
FactCheck
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:36:02
reggie
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:39:01
poopface
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:42:01
DannyBoy
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:51:01
holly
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 08:57:01
doodooface
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:12:01
pentagon
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:21:02
DonaldTrump
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:24:02
milk4dh
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:27:01
mrdavis
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:30:02
chesirecat
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:39:01
PatMall
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:42:01
Poppy
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:51:01
reggie
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 09:57:02
crapface
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:00:02
pentagon
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:06:02
dapper
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:09:01
Poppy
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:12:01
thumbsup
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:24:01
little
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:27:01
pentagon
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:30:01
DonaldTrump
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:33:02
thumbsup
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:45:01
patty
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:48:01
milk4dh
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:51:01
FactCheck
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 10:57:01
idiotboy
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:00:01
reggie
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:03:01
holly
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:09:01
sexybrain
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:12:01
little
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:15:01
crapface
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:18:01
DonaldTrump
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 10, 2024, 11:27:01
MichelleW
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:09:01
holly
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:15:01
sexybrain
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:21:01
snickerdoo
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:36:01
DonaldTrump
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:42:01
thumbsup
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:54:01
FactCheck
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:00:02
poopface
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:03:01
idiotboy
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:06:01
Milkman
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:09:01
DonaldTrump
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:33:01
pentagon
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:42:01
holly
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:57:01
DonaldTrump
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:00:01
pentagon
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:15:01
MichelleW
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:21:01
reggie
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:24:01
reggie
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:33:01
patty
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:36:01
crapface
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:48:01
holly
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:54:01
reggie
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:06:01
FactCheck
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:09:01
thumbsup
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:15:01
dapper
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:18:02
mrdavis
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:21:01
Poppy
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:24:01
patty
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:36:01
sexybrain
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:48:01
Chrischun
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:54:01
little
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:57:01
dapper
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:06:01
thumbsup
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:09:01
crapface
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:12:01
yahooligan
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:27:02
sexybrain
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:30:01
little
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:39:01
milk4dh
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:45:01
DannyBoy
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:48:02
FactCheck
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:03:01
patty
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:06:02
idiotboy
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:09:02
thumbsup
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:18:01
yahooligan
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:21:01
chesirecat
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:27:01
Poppy
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:30:01
mrdavis
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:36:01
thumbsup
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:42:01
dapper
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:45:01
sexybrain
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:48:01
MichelleW
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:57:01
doodooface
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:00:01
snickerdoo
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:09:01
RunRonnieRun
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:12:01
Poppy
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:18:02
doodooface
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:30:01
pentagon
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:42:01
yahooligan
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:45:01
chesirecat
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:48:01
mrdavis
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:00:01
reggie
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:03:02
chesirecat
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:09:01
PatMall
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:33:01
DannyBoy
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:36:02
idiotboy
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:48:02
milk4dh
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:06:01
little
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:09:01
little
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:12:02
idiotboy
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:21:01
FactCheck
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:24:01
dapper
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:33:01
MichelleW
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:42:01
chesirecat
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:45:01
Milkman
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:48:01
milk4dh
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:51:01
MichelleW
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:54:01
DannyBoy
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:57:02
pentagon
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:15:01
idiotboy
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:21:01
yahooligan
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:33:01
mrdavis
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:39:01
reggie
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:42:02
doodooface
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:45:02
DonaldTrump
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:54:01
milk4dh
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:00:02
american
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:12:01
peccili
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:15:01
little
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:18:01
MichelleW
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:21:01
poopface
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:45:01
mrdavis
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:00:01
patty
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:03:02
doodooface
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:09:02
sexybrain
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:18:01
milk4dh
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:30:02
reggie
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:33:01
Poppy
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:42:01
milk4dh
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:45:02
holly
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:48:01
snickerdoo
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:51:02
patty
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:12:01
american
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:15:01
PatMall
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:18:01
FactCheck
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:30:01
holly
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:39:01
thumbsup
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:42:01
pentagon
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:45:02
snickerdoo
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:54:01
reggie
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 12:57:01
holly
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:03:01
mrdavis
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:18:02
RunRonnieRun
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:24:01
patty
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 01:57:01
MichelleW
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:00:01
Poppy
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:06:01
dapper
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:09:02
yahooligan
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:12:01
poopface
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:15:01
crapface
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:18:01
american
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:21:01
pentagon
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:24:01
Milkman
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:30:01
Poppy
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:33:01
holly
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:36:01
yahooligan
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:42:01
DannyBoy
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:48:01
poopface
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 02:51:01
chesirecat
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:03:02
patty
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:09:01
little
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:12:01
thumbsup
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:18:01
little
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:30:01
chesirecat
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:39:01
DonaldTrump
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 03:57:01
little
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:00:01
FactCheck
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:03:01
FactCheck
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:18:01
thumbsup
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:21:01
idiotboy
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:27:01
milk4dh
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:33:01
milk4dh
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:36:01
FactCheck
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:39:01
PatMall
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:42:01
yahooligan
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:45:01
pentagon
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:48:01
patty
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:51:01
holly
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:54:02
doodooface
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 04:57:01
idiotboy
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:00:01
FactCheck
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:06:02
snickerdoo
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:21:01
PatMall
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:27:01
pentagon
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:30:02
poopface
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:39:01
doodooface
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:54:01
yahooligan
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 05:57:01
crapface
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:06:01
DonaldTrump
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:15:01
idiotboy
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:33:01
Chrischun
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 06:57:01
chesirecat
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:03:01
chesirecat
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:06:01
crapface
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:15:01
sexybrain
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:24:01
milk4dh
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:33:01
Chrischun
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:39:01
american
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:42:01
reggie
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:45:01
dapper
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:51:02
yahooligan
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 07:54:01
little
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:03:01
patty
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:30:01
holly
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:36:01
sexybrain
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:39:01
yahooligan
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:48:01
crapface
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:51:01
idiotboy
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:54:01
RunRonnieRun
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 08:57:01
little
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:03:01
MichelleW
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:06:02
thumbsup
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:09:01
pentagon
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:21:01
snickerdoo
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:42:01
thumbsup
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:45:01
chesirecat
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:51:01
reggie
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:54:01
doodooface
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 09:57:01
mrdavis
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:06:01
Poppy
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:18:01
Poppy
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:27:01
DannyBoy
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:30:02
holly
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:45:01
MichelleW
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 10:57:01
patty
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:00:02
reggie
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:06:01
Chrischun
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:12:01
dapper
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:15:02
reggie
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:18:01
sexybrain
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:24:01
doodooface
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:27:01
RunRonnieRun
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:30:02
milk4dh
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:39:02
idiotboy
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:51:02
milk4dh
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:54:01
PatMall
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Jun 11, 2024, 11:57:01

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patty
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
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Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
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Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
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little
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
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holly
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
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Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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