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With House of the Dragon season 2 flying our way soon, we've rounded up all the key information that you need to know.
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reggie
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:03:01
doodooface
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:09:01
snickerdoo
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:45:01
crapface
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:03:01
Milkman
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:24:01
patty
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 02:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:15:01
MichelleW
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:18:01
crapface
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:39:02
Chrischun
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:36:01
snickerdoo
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:42:01
Milkman
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:21:01
dapper
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 06:18:01
reggie
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:27:01
american
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:39:01
Chrischun
You are awesome!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:42:02
RunRonnieRun
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:21:02
little
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:39:02
MichelleW
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:15:01
reggie
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:36:01
PatMall
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:45:01
thumbsup
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:18:01
sexybrain
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:33:01
peccili
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:15:01
DannyBoy
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:24:01
Milkman
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:18:01
peccili
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:54:01
holly
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:15:02
thumbsup
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:30:01
snickerdoo
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:15:01
crapface
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:30:01
thumbsup
I like your style.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:57:01
pentagon
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:03:01
Poppy
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:18:02
little
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:21:01
yahooligan
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:24:01
Milkman
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:15:01
sexybrain
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:27:02
DannyBoy
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:15:01
holly
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:36:01
DannyBoy
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:45:01
Poppy
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:15:01
holly
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:06:01
Milkman
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:54:01
milk4dh
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:36:02
peccili
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:39:01
Milkman
You deserve a hug right now.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:03:01
holly
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:54:01
patty
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:00:01
reggie
I can do this all day
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:36:01
Chrischun
You have the best style.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:03:01
reggie
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:18:01
crapface
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:36:01
idiotboy
Politics is a blood sport.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:51:01
patty
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:54:01
crapface
You're wonderful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:57:01
DonaldTrump
Why are there news stories like this?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:09:01
pentagon
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:18:02
RunRonnieRun
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:27:01
crapface
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:45:01
Chrischun
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:27:01
mrdavis
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:30:01
american
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:09:01
Milkman
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:36:01
crapface
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:48:01
Milkman
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 04:57:01
peccili
This is not information anyone needed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:15:01
Poppy
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:57:01
yahooligan
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:54:01
MichelleW
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:21:01
DonaldTrump
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:09:01
dapper
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:48:01
DonaldTrump
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:15:01
doodooface
Change the world by being yourself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:54:01
chesirecat
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:00:01
thumbsup
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 05:09:01
RunRonnieRun
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 07:48:01
chesirecat
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:15:02
patty
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:30:01
Milkman
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:00:01
thumbsup
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:21:01
PatMall
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:09:01
peccili
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:12:01
MichelleW
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:15:01
Milkman
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:18:01
little
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:33:01
idiotboy
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:36:01
pentagon
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:42:01
DonaldTrump
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:45:01
Poppy
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:48:01
milk4dh
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:51:01
chesirecat
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:54:01
reggie
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:00:01
chesirecat
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:03:01
MichelleW
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:06:01
little
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:09:01
dapper
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:12:02
sexybrain
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:27:02
sexybrain
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:30:01
doodooface
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:36:01
doodooface
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:42:02
peccili
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:45:01
Poppy
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:51:02
FactCheck
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:54:01
Milkman
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:57:02
Milkman
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:00:02
patty
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:09:01
MichelleW
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:30:01
PatMall
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:33:01
milk4dh
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:39:02
little
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:42:01
chesirecat
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:45:02
doodooface
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:54:01
pentagon
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:06:01
Milkman
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:15:01
milk4dh
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:30:01
PatMall
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:33:02
FactCheck
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:48:01
mrdavis
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:57:01
crapface
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:06:02
doodooface
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:09:01
PatMall
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:24:01
holly
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:36:02
MichelleW
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:39:01
sexybrain
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:42:02
chesirecat
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:06:01
yahooligan
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:09:01
peccili
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:21:01
dapper
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:30:01
little
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:33:01
Milkman
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:36:01
milk4dh
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:45:01
dapper
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:48:02
patty
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:51:01
PatMall
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 12:57:01
snickerdoo
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 01:03:02
milk4dh
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 01:18:02
PatMall
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 01:24:02
crapface
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 01:30:01
poopface
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 01:36:01
MichelleW
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 01:48:02
snickerdoo
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 01:51:01
PatMall
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 01:57:01
little
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 02:00:01
PatMall
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 02:12:01
Poppy
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 02:21:01
yahooligan
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 02:30:01
Chrischun
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 02:42:01
peccili
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 02:48:01
sexybrain
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:03:01
milk4dh
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:21:01
chesirecat
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:24:01
Chrischun
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:27:02
idiotboy
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:45:01
holly
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:51:01
Milkman
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 03:57:01
patty
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:00:01
PatMall
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:12:01
little
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:15:02
yahooligan
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:24:01
Milkman
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:33:02
DannyBoy
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:39:02
FactCheck
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:45:01
little
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 04:57:01
idiotboy
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:06:02
DonaldTrump
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:09:01
DannyBoy
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:18:02
RunRonnieRun
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:24:01
poopface
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:30:02
american
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:36:01
chesirecat
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:39:02
yahooligan
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:42:01
doodooface
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 05:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 06:00:01
snickerdoo
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 06:03:01
DannyBoy
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 06:24:01
Chrischun
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 06:33:01
sexybrain
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 06:39:01
mrdavis
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 06:45:01
sexybrain
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:00:01
Milkman
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:06:01
Milkman
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:09:01
milk4dh
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:15:01
peccili
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:24:01
Chrischun
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:30:01
snickerdoo
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:42:01
DannyBoy
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:51:01
peccili
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 07:57:01
crapface
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:09:02
Poppy
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:15:01
reggie
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:18:01
DonaldTrump
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:21:01
chesirecat
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:24:01
DannyBoy
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:33:02
milk4dh
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:36:01
yahooligan
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 08:51:01
pentagon
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:00:01
thumbsup
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:06:02
Milkman
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:09:01
doodooface
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:12:01
peccili
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:21:02
chesirecat
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:30:02
DonaldTrump
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:39:02
DannyBoy
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:45:01
little
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 09:57:01
mrdavis
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:09:01
DonaldTrump
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:12:01
thumbsup
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:18:01
sexybrain
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:24:01
patty
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:27:01
Poppy
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:36:02
FactCheck
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:48:01
patty
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 10:57:01
MichelleW
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:03:01
dapper
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:15:01
mrdavis
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:45:02
RunRonnieRun
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:48:01
patty
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:54:01
dapper
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Jun 14, 2024, 11:57:01
DonaldTrump
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:00:01
idiotboy
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:03:01
Chrischun
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:06:01
PatMall
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:09:02
idiotboy
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:12:01
chesirecat
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:30:01
doodooface
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:33:01
MichelleW
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:42:01
RunRonnieRun
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:51:02
idiotboy
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:54:01
Milkman
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:57:01
MichelleW
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:00:01
mrdavis
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:12:01
pentagon
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:15:01
chesirecat
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:30:01
thumbsup
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:36:02
chesirecat
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:42:01
DonaldTrump
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:45:01
patty
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:51:01
DonaldTrump
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:54:01
sexybrain
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:03:02
chesirecat
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:06:01
yahooligan
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:21:02
PatMall
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:24:02
Chrischun
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:36:02
reggie
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:45:02
chesirecat
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:54:01
MichelleW
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:57:01
little
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:00:01
crapface
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:03:01
thumbsup
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:06:01
thumbsup
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:12:02
poopface
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:18:01
snickerdoo
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:27:01
PatMall
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:30:01
pentagon
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:33:01
RunRonnieRun
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:36:01
yahooligan
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:54:01
FactCheck
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:57:01
DonaldTrump
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:06:01
Milkman
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:09:01
Chrischun
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:24:01
FactCheck
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:27:01
RunRonnieRun
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:39:01
crapface
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:48:01
chesirecat
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:51:01
Milkman
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:54:01
PatMall
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:57:01
yahooligan
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:00:01
poopface
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:12:01
crapface
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:18:02
DannyBoy
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:39:02
mrdavis
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:51:01
pentagon
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:54:01
reggie
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:03:01
crapface
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:15:01
mrdavis
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:18:01
poopface
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:30:02
DonaldTrump
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:33:02
dapper
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:36:01
crapface
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:48:01
Milkman
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:51:01
milk4dh
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:54:01
milk4dh
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:57:01
american
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:06:01
thumbsup
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:12:01
yahooligan
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:27:01
snickerdoo
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:30:01
milk4dh
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:36:01
american
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:39:01
Chrischun
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:45:02
sexybrain
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:48:01
MichelleW
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:54:01
pentagon
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:03:01
Milkman
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:06:01
crapface
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:09:01
mrdavis
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:18:01
poopface
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:21:02
Chrischun
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:24:01
american
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:30:01
DonaldTrump
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:36:01
peccili
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:39:01
reggie
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:51:01
DannyBoy
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:06:01
mrdavis
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:21:01
little
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:30:01
little
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:33:01
doodooface
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:39:02
DonaldTrump
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:48:01
idiotboy
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:51:02
poopface
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:00:01
dapper
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:03:01
sexybrain
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:12:02
thumbsup
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:39:01
snickerdoo
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:57:01
DonaldTrump
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:00:01
pentagon
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:03:02
chesirecat
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:09:01
american
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:12:01
snickerdoo
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:18:01
peccili
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:30:02
dapper
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:57:01
reggie
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:00:01
american
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:03:01
DonaldTrump
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:12:02
snickerdoo
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:24:01
pentagon
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:27:01
patty
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:30:02
milk4dh
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:33:01
Milkman
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:39:01
doodooface
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:42:01
MichelleW
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 12:51:01
reggie
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:00:01
Poppy
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:33:02
chesirecat
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:42:01
snickerdoo
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:45:01
FactCheck
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 01:54:01
snickerdoo
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:00:02
PatMall
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:03:01
thumbsup
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:12:02
Milkman
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:15:01
snickerdoo
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:30:01
Milkman
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:33:02
sexybrain
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:36:01
poopface
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:42:01
PatMall
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:48:01
pentagon
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:51:01
poopface
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 02:57:01
MichelleW
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:00:01
idiotboy
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:06:01
doodooface
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:09:02
mrdavis
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:21:01
dapper
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:24:01
DonaldTrump
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:39:01
american
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:42:01
chesirecat
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:45:01
thumbsup
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:51:01
poopface
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 03:54:01
crapface
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:09:01
idiotboy
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:15:02
Poppy
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:24:01
PatMall
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:39:01
MichelleW
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:42:01
DonaldTrump
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:45:02
crapface
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 04:57:01
DannyBoy
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:06:01
sexybrain
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:12:01
dapper
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:15:01
mrdavis
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:21:01
Chrischun
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:30:01
milk4dh
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:42:01
idiotboy
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:48:01
patty
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:51:01
doodooface
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:54:01
milk4dh
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 05:57:02
pentagon
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:00:01
Milkman
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:09:01
idiotboy
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:15:01
snickerdoo
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:21:01
DonaldTrump
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:24:02
patty
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:33:01
Poppy
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:42:01
DannyBoy
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:51:01
idiotboy
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 06:57:01
DonaldTrump
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:03:01
thumbsup
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:18:01
little
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:21:01
DannyBoy
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:33:02
crapface
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:36:01
poopface
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:39:02
american
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 07:57:01
poopface
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:03:01
sexybrain
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:09:01
yahooligan
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:12:01
reggie
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:15:01
peccili
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:18:02
american
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:21:02
patty
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:24:01
MichelleW
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:36:01
mrdavis
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:42:01
crapface
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 08:57:02
DonaldTrump
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:09:01
poopface
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:24:01
peccili
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:27:01
crapface
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:33:01
RunRonnieRun
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:36:01
DonaldTrump
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:39:02
peccili
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:42:01
DannyBoy
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:45:02
thumbsup
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 09:51:01
american
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:09:01
little
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:12:01
doodooface
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:18:01
Milkman
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:36:01
little
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:39:01
idiotboy
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:45:01
patty
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:48:01
DannyBoy
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:51:01
pentagon
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:54:01
pentagon
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:09:01
chesirecat
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:12:02
Poppy
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:27:01
thumbsup
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:30:01
mrdavis
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:33:01
sexybrain
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:36:01
sexybrain
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:42:01
sexybrain
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:48:01
snickerdoo
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:54:01
reggie
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:57:01
thumbsup
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:03:01
patty
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:09:02
FactCheck
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:12:01
PatMall
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:24:01
holly
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:36:01
little
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:39:01
Poppy
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:45:01
snickerdoo
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:12:01
peccili
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:18:01
MichelleW
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:30:01
pentagon
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:33:01
chesirecat
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:36:01
doodooface
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:45:02
idiotboy
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:54:01
milk4dh
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:03:01
snickerdoo
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:06:02
milk4dh
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:12:01
holly
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:21:01
mrdavis
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:24:01
reggie
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:27:02
Poppy
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:30:01
DannyBoy
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:39:01
FactCheck
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:42:01
RunRonnieRun
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:45:02
MichelleW
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:51:01
poopface
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:06:01
chesirecat
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:18:02
yahooligan
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:30:01
PatMall
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:33:01
snickerdoo
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:42:01
MichelleW
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:48:01
DannyBoy
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:03:01
idiotboy
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:21:02
snickerdoo
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:27:01
patty
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:36:02
RunRonnieRun
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:39:01
dapper
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:42:01
chesirecat
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:45:02
RunRonnieRun
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:48:01
poopface
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:54:02
FactCheck
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:57:01
mrdavis
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:00:01
snickerdoo
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:06:01
crapface
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:15:01
RunRonnieRun
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:21:01
Poppy
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:39:01
crapface
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:48:01
pentagon
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:57:01
Poppy
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:00:01
PatMall
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:03:01
MichelleW
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:06:01
DannyBoy
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:09:02
yahooligan
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:12:01
snickerdoo
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:27:02
sexybrain
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:39:01
patty
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:42:01
dapper
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:57:02
milk4dh
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:00:01
Milkman
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:06:01
little
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:09:01
holly
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:18:02
yahooligan
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:30:01
poopface
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:36:01
peccili
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:39:02
MichelleW
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:42:01
PatMall
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:45:01
poopface
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:54:02
MichelleW
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:57:01
sexybrain
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:12:01
Poppy
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:21:01
FactCheck
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:27:01
DonaldTrump
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:30:01
reggie
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:33:01
DannyBoy
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:39:02
DannyBoy
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:42:01
crapface
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:45:01
reggie
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:48:01
patty
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:51:01
Milkman
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:57:01
Chrischun
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:06:01
doodooface
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:27:01
yahooligan
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:33:02
Poppy
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:39:01
little
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:45:01
idiotboy
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:57:01
reggie
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:00:02
Poppy
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:18:01
american
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:30:01
holly
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:33:02
reggie
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:42:01
PatMall
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:00:01
DannyBoy
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:06:02
patty
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:09:01
PatMall
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:27:01
DannyBoy
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:42:01
thumbsup
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:45:02
Chrischun
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:51:01
peccili
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:57:02
chesirecat
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:00:01
american
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:06:01
DonaldTrump
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:09:01
crapface
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:12:02
Milkman
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:21:02
snickerdoo
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:24:01
holly
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:27:02
sexybrain
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:33:01
FactCheck
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:36:01
thumbsup
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:45:01
little
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:48:01
poopface
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:51:01
DannyBoy
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:06:02
doodooface
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:12:01
poopface
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:21:01
mrdavis
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:27:01
PatMall
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:30:01
peccili
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:36:01
FactCheck
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:48:02
chesirecat
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 01:57:01
snickerdoo
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:15:01
sexybrain
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:18:01
DannyBoy
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:30:02
yahooligan
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:33:01
yahooligan
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:48:01
chesirecat
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:54:01
patty
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 02:57:01
Milkman
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:12:01
pentagon
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:18:01
pentagon
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:21:02
idiotboy
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:24:01
RunRonnieRun
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:30:02
milk4dh
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:33:01
peccili
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:39:01
american
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:45:02
yahooligan
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:48:02
crapface
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:51:01
pentagon
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 03:57:02
chesirecat
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:12:01
reggie
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:18:01
chesirecat
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:24:01
FactCheck
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:36:01
peccili
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:39:01
poopface
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:48:01
poopface
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 04:51:01
american
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:00:01
little
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:12:01
DannyBoy
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:21:01
peccili
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:24:01
Poppy
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:33:02
little
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:36:01
poopface
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 05:54:01
doodooface
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:00:01
Milkman
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:21:01
MichelleW
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:27:01
FactCheck
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:33:01
FactCheck
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:36:01
milk4dh
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:42:01
sexybrain
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:45:02
sexybrain
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:51:01
Poppy
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 06:57:01
Chrischun
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:06:01
snickerdoo
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:12:01
idiotboy
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:21:01
thumbsup
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:30:01
chesirecat
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:42:02
FactCheck
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:48:01
FactCheck
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 07:57:01
crapface
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:00:02
RunRonnieRun
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:03:02
holly
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:12:01
patty
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:18:01
dapper
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:24:01
DonaldTrump
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:33:01
mrdavis
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:48:01
sexybrain
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 08:51:01
Poppy
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:00:01
little
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:09:01
poopface
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:30:01
thumbsup
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:33:01
FactCheck
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:42:01
pentagon
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:48:01
Milkman
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:51:01
yahooligan
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 09:54:01
PatMall
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:12:01
yahooligan
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:21:02
reggie
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:24:01
FactCheck
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:33:01
Milkman
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:48:01
idiotboy
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 10:51:02
snickerdoo
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:03:01
PatMall
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:06:01
MichelleW
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:15:01
thumbsup
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:21:01
crapface
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:24:01
milk4dh
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:30:01
reggie
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:33:01
reggie
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:39:01
Poppy
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:42:01
patty
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:51:01
DannyBoy
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 11:57:01
Milkman
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:00:01
reggie
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:18:01
idiotboy
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:21:01
PatMall
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:24:01
patty
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:36:01
peccili
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:42:02
doodooface
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:45:01
snickerdoo
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:51:01
Chrischun
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:57:01
thumbsup
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:00:02
dapper
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:03:01
sexybrain
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:06:01
little
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:12:02
holly
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:15:02
doodooface
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:21:01
PatMall
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:27:01
little
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:30:01
Chrischun
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:39:01
DonaldTrump
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:42:01
idiotboy
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:45:01
reggie
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:48:01
thumbsup
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:51:01
patty
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:54:01
sexybrain
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:57:01
PatMall
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:00:01
Poppy
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:03:01
Chrischun
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:09:01
Chrischun
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:18:01
holly
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:30:02
american
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:39:01
idiotboy
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:45:01
FactCheck
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:48:01
poopface
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:00:01
Milkman
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:06:01
FactCheck
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:15:01
patty
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:24:02
crapface
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:27:01
american
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:36:01
holly
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:39:01
MichelleW
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 03:54:01
holly
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 04:00:01
poopface
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 04:03:01
idiotboy
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 04:15:01
peccili
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 04:27:02
american
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 04:30:01
Poppy
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 04:33:01
little
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 04:39:01
PatMall
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 04:54:02
doodooface
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 05:06:01
dapper
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 05:09:02
FactCheck
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 05:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 05:24:02
mrdavis
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 05:51:01
chesirecat
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:03:02
PatMall
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:12:02
Poppy
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:24:02
Milkman
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:27:01
holly
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:30:01
DannyBoy
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:36:01
RunRonnieRun
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:51:01
crapface
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 07:00:01
chesirecat
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 07:18:02
RunRonnieRun
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 07:21:01
mrdavis
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 07:27:01
little
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 07:30:02
doodooface
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 07:33:01
peccili
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 07:48:01
milk4dh
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:00:01
FactCheck
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:03:01
crapface
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:06:02
RunRonnieRun
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:09:02
DannyBoy
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:15:01
little
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:21:01
RunRonnieRun
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:24:01
thumbsup
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:33:02
idiotboy
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:36:01
FactCheck
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:39:01
thumbsup
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:45:01
snickerdoo
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:48:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 08:57:01
peccili
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:21:01
Milkman
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:30:01
snickerdoo
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:33:01
american
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:36:01
FactCheck
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:39:01
idiotboy
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:48:01
PatMall
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:51:01
dapper
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:54:01
doodooface
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 09:57:01
reggie
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:00:01
sexybrain
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:03:02
PatMall
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:09:01
MichelleW
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:12:01
crapface
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:18:02
american
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:24:01
milk4dh
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:30:01
idiotboy
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:33:01
FactCheck
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:36:01
Chrischun
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:39:02
snickerdoo
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:42:02
reggie
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:45:01
sexybrain
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 10:54:01
mrdavis
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:12:01
poopface
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:15:01
idiotboy
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:30:01
chesirecat
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:36:01
crapface
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:42:01
MichelleW
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:48:01
chesirecat
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:54:01
poopface
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 11:57:01
thumbsup
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:03:01
milk4dh
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:06:02
crapface
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:12:01
patty
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:18:01
mrdavis
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:21:01
DonaldTrump
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:27:01
reggie
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:36:01
chesirecat
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:39:01
thumbsup
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:45:01
poopface
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:51:01
pentagon
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:54:02
PatMall
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 12:57:02
Chrischun
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:00:01
holly
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:03:01
dapper
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:06:01
DannyBoy
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:12:01
crapface
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:15:01
doodooface
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:21:02
idiotboy
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:24:01
snickerdoo
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:27:02
little
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:36:01
american
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:45:01
chesirecat
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 01:54:01
peccili
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:00:02
RunRonnieRun
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:03:01
pentagon
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:09:01
crapface
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:18:01
PatMall
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:21:01
dapper
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:24:01
snickerdoo
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:27:02
mrdavis
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:30:01
doodooface
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Jun 17, 2024, 02:33:01
chesirecat
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
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