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Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Sunday lamented his Senate colleagues’ push for more oversight of the Supreme Court, arguing they are attempting to “micromanage” the nation’s high court. “The worst thing that happened is for the United States Se...
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thumbsup
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 09:00:02
Poppy
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 10:12:01
little
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 12:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 03:09:02
american
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 04:12:01
doodooface
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 04:30:02
pentagon
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 10:00:01
pentagon
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 01:39:01
poopface
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 05:57:02
Chrischun
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 06:15:01
Milkman
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 07:48:01
milk4dh
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 01:06:01
PatMall
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 03:03:01
idiotboy
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 10:18:02
crapface
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 02:30:01
crapface
There's good people on both sides.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:18:02
Poppy
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:12:01
dapper
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 08:24:02
Milkman
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 09:30:01
Milkman
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 10:06:01
yahooligan
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 10:24:02
pentagon
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 23, 2024, 02:15:02
DonaldTrump
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 23, 2024, 02:51:01
PatMall
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 23, 2024, 10:12:01
peccili
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Jun 23, 2024, 11:06:01
chesirecat
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 12:33:01
sexybrain
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 12:39:01
PatMall
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 12:48:02
reggie
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 01:06:01
crapface
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 01:21:01
sexybrain
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 01:27:01
idiotboy
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 01:39:01
peccili
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 01:54:02
idiotboy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 02:00:01
patty
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 02:57:01
peccili
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 03:06:01
Poppy
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 03:57:01
FactCheck
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 04:51:01
DonaldTrump
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 05:00:01
Poppy
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 05:30:01
peccili
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 06:12:01
Chrischun
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 06:39:01
mrdavis
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 07:36:01
poopface
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 07:51:01
PatMall
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 08:36:01
yahooligan
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 08:54:02
crapface
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 09:09:01
idiotboy
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 09:36:01
Poppy
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 09:42:01
Poppy
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 09:45:01
doodooface
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 10:00:01
snickerdoo
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 10:54:01
dapper
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 11:00:01
MichelleW
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 11:15:01
PatMall
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 11:57:01
DonaldTrump
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 12:00:01
peccili
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 01:39:01
peccili
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 02:12:02
PatMall
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 02:18:01
reggie
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 02:57:01
snickerdoo
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 03:03:02
dapper
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 03:21:02
chesirecat
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 04:27:02
american
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 04:57:01
yahooligan
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 05:24:01
dapper
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 06:51:01
little
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 07:00:02
doodooface
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 07:03:01
holly
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 07:51:01
chesirecat
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 07:54:01
RunRonnieRun
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 08:21:02
RunRonnieRun
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 08:42:01
poopface
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 09:06:01
yahooligan
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 09:36:02
mrdavis
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 09:57:01
MichelleW
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 11:30:01
crapface
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 11:39:01
snickerdoo
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Mon, Jun 24, 2024, 11:51:01
FactCheck
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 12:09:01
crapface
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 12:18:01
poopface
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 01:09:01
chesirecat
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 01:12:01
mrdavis
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 01:15:01
yahooligan
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 02:09:01
doodooface
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 02:33:01
holly
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 03:24:02
DonaldTrump
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 03:45:01
holly
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 04:51:01
MichelleW
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 05:36:01
DannyBoy
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 06:33:01
poopface
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 06:51:01
little
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 07:09:01
american
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 07:12:01
little
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 07:51:01
sexybrain
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 09:12:01
chesirecat
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 10:21:01
peccili
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 10:54:02
mrdavis
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 11:33:01
PatMall
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 11:36:01
DonaldTrump
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 11:54:01
chesirecat
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 12:42:01
PatMall
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 01:45:02
mrdavis
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 01:54:01
doodooface
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 02:06:01
Poppy
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 02:15:01
idiotboy
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 02:27:01
sexybrain
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 02:36:02
sexybrain
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 03:00:01
reggie
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 03:48:01
PatMall
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 03:57:01
reggie
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 04:18:01
thumbsup
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 04:33:01
poopface
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 04:36:01
little
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 05:15:01
DonaldTrump
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 05:30:01
reggie
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 06:06:01
pentagon
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 06:09:02
mrdavis
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 06:33:02
dapper
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 07:06:01
pentagon
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 07:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 07:18:01
poopface
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 07:33:01
sexybrain
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 07:51:02
idiotboy
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 08:24:01
PatMall
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 08:48:01
PatMall
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 09:15:01
crapface
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 09:33:01
RunRonnieRun
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 10:00:01
Chrischun
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 10:24:02
milk4dh
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 10:27:01
doodooface
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 10:51:01
milk4dh
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Jun 25, 2024, 11:12:01
chesirecat
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 12:00:01
milk4dh
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 12:09:02
poopface
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 12:15:02
FactCheck
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 12:21:01
dapper
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 12:24:01
patty
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 12:33:01
thumbsup
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 12:39:01
PatMall
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 01:03:01
poopface
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 01:09:01
pentagon
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 01:18:01
DannyBoy
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 01:48:01
snickerdoo
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 01:57:02
little
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 02:06:01
doodooface
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 02:18:01
DonaldTrump
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 02:24:01
reggie
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 02:54:01
DannyBoy
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 03:09:02
poopface
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 03:12:01
holly
You light up the room.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 03:51:01
dapper
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 04:00:01
mrdavis
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 04:03:01
thumbsup
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 04:06:01
american
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 04:36:01
mrdavis
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:18:01
DonaldTrump
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:21:01
Poppy
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:24:01
poopface
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:30:01
FactCheck
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:42:01
chesirecat
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:51:01
holly
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:09:01
little
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:18:01
chesirecat
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:21:01
chesirecat
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:24:01
crapface
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:30:01
doodooface
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:42:02
sexybrain
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:48:01
dapper
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:51:01
poopface
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:57:01
DonaldTrump
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:03:01
idiotboy
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:21:01
Poppy
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:24:01
Chrischun
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:30:01
patty
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:36:01
mrdavis
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:51:01
yahooligan
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 08:51:01
MichelleW
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 09:09:02
sexybrain
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 10:12:01
patty
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 10:48:02
holly
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:12:02
idiotboy
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:45:01
patty
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:51:01
snickerdoo
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:57:01
poopface
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 12:42:02
little
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 01:15:01
dapper
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 01:48:01
patty
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 01:54:01
dapper
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 02:00:01
DonaldTrump
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 02:21:01
sexybrain
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 02:39:01
Chrischun
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 02:57:01
pentagon
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 03:12:02
yahooligan
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 03:24:01
doodooface
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 04:45:01
MichelleW
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 04:54:01
little
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:24:02
pentagon
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:33:01
reggie
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 05:57:01
Milkman
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:06:01
holly
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:21:02
dapper
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:24:01
RunRonnieRun
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:30:01
little
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 06:33:01
reggie
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:21:01
peccili
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:24:01
Chrischun
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:30:01
RunRonnieRun
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 07:42:01
snickerdoo
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 08:06:01
RunRonnieRun
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 08:15:01
idiotboy
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 08:42:01
FactCheck
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 09:03:01
reggie
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 09:42:01
holly
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 09:45:01
thumbsup
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 10:21:01
idiotboy
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 10:51:01
thumbsup
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:12:01
little
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:27:02
mrdavis
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:33:01
DannyBoy
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:39:01
little
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:42:01
doodooface
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Wed, Jun 26, 2024, 11:51:01

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patty
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
patty | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:57
pentagon
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
pentagon | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:54
snickerdoo
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
snickerdoo | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:45
little
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
little | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:36
holly
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
holly | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:18
dapper
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
dapper | Jul 18, 2024 at 11:06
DonaldTrump
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
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dapper
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
dapper | Jul 18, 2024 at 10:48
thumbsup
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
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