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Apple unfairly sacked an employee at its London headquarters who took secret photos of a female colleague and shared them with other staff, a judge has ruled.
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milk4dh
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 03:42:01
snickerdoo
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 04:24:01
sexybrain
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 04:57:01
patty
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:00:01
american
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:21:01
Poppy
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:27:01
chesirecat
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:39:01
holly
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:03:01
Poppy
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:21:01
poopface
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:42:01
little
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:18:01
PatMall
I'm grateful to know you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:27:02
milk4dh
Integrity was very important.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:15:01
holly
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:39:01
thumbsup
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:03:01
crapface
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:27:01
chesirecat
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:15:02
snickerdoo
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:36:02
dapper
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:00:01
reggie
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:42:01
holly
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:45:01
Poppy
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:36:01
reggie
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:51:02
peccili
A man who lies cannot love.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:09:02
PatMall
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:09:01
sexybrain
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:12:01
DonaldTrump
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:18:01
reggie
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:21:01
snickerdoo
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:00:01
thumbsup
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:12:01
yahooligan
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:39:01
little
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:45:01
pentagon
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:15:02
american
A man who lies cannot love.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:57:01
Chrischun
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:27:01
peccili
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:27:02
RunRonnieRun
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:12:01
crapface
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:21:01
PatMall
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:03:01
mrdavis
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:18:01
doodooface
You're one of a kind!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:12:01
PatMall
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:24:01
crapface
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:48:01
Milkman
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:06:02
poopface
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:03:01
reggie
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:51:01
Poppy
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:12:02
crapface
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:18:02
doodooface
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:03:01
RunRonnieRun
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:48:02
snickerdoo
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:30:01
PatMall
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:24:01
DonaldTrump
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:06:01
PatMall
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:21:01
RunRonnieRun
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:09:01
idiotboy
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:21:01
chesirecat
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:06:02
chesirecat
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:48:02
poopface
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:09:01
patty
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:45:01
RunRonnieRun
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:30:02
peccili
You are making a difference.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:39:02
chesirecat
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:42:01
milk4dh
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:00:01
chesirecat
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:51:01
pentagon
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:54:02
snickerdoo
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:57:02
Milkman
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:06:01
Milkman
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:42:01
Milkman
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:03:01
holly
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:12:01
chesirecat
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:57:02
FactCheck
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:12:01
doodooface
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:06:02
idiotboy
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:12:02
yahooligan
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:54:01
american
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:36:01
mrdavis
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:03:01
american
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:15:01
poopface
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:42:01
reggie
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:06:01
chesirecat
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:45:02
poopface
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:54:01
dapper
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 03:36:01
little
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 03:48:01
peccili
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 03:54:01
PatMall
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 04:00:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 04:18:01
idiotboy
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 04:21:01
holly
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 04:27:01
Chrischun
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 04:33:01
Chrischun
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 04:48:02
little
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 04:54:01
patty
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:03:01
patty
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:06:02
sexybrain
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:18:01
american
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:21:01
crapface
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:24:01
snickerdoo
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:33:01
Milkman
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:39:01
pentagon
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:45:02
mrdavis
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:54:01
yahooligan
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 05:57:01
peccili
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:00:01
PatMall
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:15:01
snickerdoo
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:18:01
poopface
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:24:02
FactCheck
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:42:01
chesirecat
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:48:01
MichelleW
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 06:57:01
crapface
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:12:01
Milkman
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:18:02
american
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:27:01
american
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:36:01
patty
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:39:02
doodooface
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:48:02
dapper
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 07:51:02
crapface
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:09:02
RunRonnieRun
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:12:02
RunRonnieRun
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:15:02
little
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:21:01
peccili
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:30:01
DonaldTrump
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:36:01
mrdavis
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:51:01
FactCheck
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 08:57:01
american
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:03:01
Chrischun
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:09:01
mrdavis
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:21:02
reggie
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:27:01
doodooface
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:30:01
thumbsup
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:33:02
Milkman
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:36:01
Poppy
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 09:48:01
patty
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:00:01
thumbsup
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:15:01
dapper
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:18:01
peccili
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:24:01
little
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:27:01
Poppy
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:33:01
sexybrain
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:36:01
doodooface
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:39:01
poopface
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:45:01
peccili
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:51:02
DonaldTrump
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 10:54:01
idiotboy
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:00:02
patty
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:03:01
DonaldTrump
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:09:01
milk4dh
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:18:01
PatMall
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:21:02
doodooface
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:24:02
thumbsup
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:33:02
snickerdoo
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:36:01
Poppy
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:42:01
sexybrain
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:45:01
reggie
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:51:02
mrdavis
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:54:01
MichelleW
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jul 7, 2024, 11:57:01
MichelleW
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:03:01
Milkman
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:06:01
FactCheck
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:12:01
milk4dh
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:21:01
little
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:24:01
thumbsup
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:30:02
Milkman
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:33:02
DannyBoy
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:48:01
Chrischun
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:54:01
sexybrain
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:57:01
dapper
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:00:01
Poppy
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:06:01
american
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:12:02
RunRonnieRun
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:18:01
reggie
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:21:01
RunRonnieRun
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:24:01
patty
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:27:01
poopface
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:42:01
peccili
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:48:01
thumbsup
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:00:01
holly
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:06:02
patty
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:09:01
american
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:12:01
mrdavis
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:15:01
yahooligan
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:21:02
Poppy
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:24:02
milk4dh
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:30:01
little
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:33:01
holly
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:39:01
sexybrain
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:48:01
patty
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:51:01
DannyBoy
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:57:01
idiotboy
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:06:01
thumbsup
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:09:01
holly
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:24:01
peccili
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:30:01
yahooligan
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:36:01
Milkman
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:39:01
thumbsup
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:48:01
Poppy
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:51:01
chesirecat
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:03:01
Poppy
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:09:02
poopface
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:12:01
milk4dh
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:15:01
holly
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:24:01
DonaldTrump
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:27:01
dapper
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:30:02
Milkman
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:33:02
DannyBoy
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:42:01
Poppy
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:48:01
PatMall
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:03:02
yahooligan
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:09:01
Milkman
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:12:01
doodooface
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:15:01
PatMall
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:18:01
Milkman
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:21:01
thumbsup
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:36:01
patty
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:39:01
thumbsup
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:57:01
Chrischun
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:12:02
milk4dh
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:15:01
Poppy
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:18:01
FactCheck
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:21:01
reggie
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:24:01
american
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:30:01
FactCheck
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:42:01
yahooligan
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:48:01
MichelleW
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:54:01
thumbsup
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:57:02
Milkman
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:06:01
crapface
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:15:02
FactCheck
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:18:01
dapper
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:24:02
reggie
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:27:01
reggie
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:36:02
PatMall
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:39:01
reggie
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:42:02
pentagon
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:54:02
MichelleW
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:06:01
milk4dh
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:18:02
DonaldTrump
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:21:01
mrdavis
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:24:02
DonaldTrump
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:27:01
snickerdoo
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:33:02
milk4dh
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:36:01
sexybrain
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:39:01
DonaldTrump
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:48:01
dapper
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:51:01
doodooface
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:00:02
Chrischun
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:21:02
Milkman
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:24:01
Milkman
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:30:01
MichelleW
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:39:01
little
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:42:02
yahooligan
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:48:01
snickerdoo
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:00:01
DonaldTrump
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:03:01
FactCheck
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:06:01
Poppy
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:18:02
DannyBoy
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:21:01
RunRonnieRun
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:24:01
patty
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:30:01
mrdavis
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:48:01
little
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:51:01
little
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:54:01
poopface
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:03:01
thumbsup
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:06:01
patty
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:09:02
DonaldTrump
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:15:02
snickerdoo
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:27:01
thumbsup
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:36:01
FactCheck
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:42:01
pentagon
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:57:01
patty
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:03:01
idiotboy
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:24:01
Chrischun
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:33:01
MichelleW
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:36:02
RunRonnieRun
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:45:02
thumbsup
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:51:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 12:57:01
holly
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:00:02
MichelleW
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:12:01
peccili
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:27:01
snickerdoo
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:30:01
thumbsup
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:39:01
doodooface
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 01:57:01
peccili
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:03:01
Chrischun
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:06:01
DonaldTrump
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:09:01
FactCheck
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:18:01
DannyBoy
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:27:01
chesirecat
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:30:01
thumbsup
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:42:02
RunRonnieRun
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:45:02
mrdavis
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:51:02
dapper
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 02:54:01
Poppy
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:03:01
dapper
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:06:01
FactCheck
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:09:02
american
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:24:01
thumbsup
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:30:01
thumbsup
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:36:01
DonaldTrump
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:42:01
Poppy
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:48:01
Poppy
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 03:57:01
doodooface
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:00:01
american
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:15:01
peccili
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:18:01
sexybrain
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:24:01
idiotboy
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:27:01
Milkman
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:30:01
FactCheck
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:42:01
sexybrain
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:51:01
little
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 04:57:01
peccili
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:06:01
pentagon
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:09:02
PatMall
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:18:01
dapper
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:27:02
yahooligan
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:36:01
little
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:39:02
milk4dh
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 05:54:01
FactCheck
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:00:01
Chrischun
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:09:01
MichelleW
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:24:01
little
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:27:02
MichelleW
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:30:01
Chrischun
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:33:01
FactCheck
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:39:01
patty
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:51:02
doodooface
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 06:54:01
pentagon
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:00:01
little
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:06:01
patty
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:12:01
MichelleW
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:21:01
doodooface
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:48:01
doodooface
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 07:54:02
DannyBoy
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:06:01
Poppy
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:12:01
DonaldTrump
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:15:01
thumbsup
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:21:01
Poppy
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:24:02
snickerdoo
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:30:02
american
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:36:01
patty
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:42:01
Poppy
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:48:02
sexybrain
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 08:51:01
Milkman
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:03:01
poopface
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:12:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:24:01
doodooface
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:30:02
DonaldTrump
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:42:02
reggie
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 09:51:01
peccili
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:00:01
mrdavis
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:18:01
DonaldTrump
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:24:01
holly
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:27:01
RunRonnieRun
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:48:01
doodooface
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:51:01
FactCheck
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 10:54:01
crapface
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:12:01
DannyBoy
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:24:01
snickerdoo
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:39:01
mrdavis
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:42:01
doodooface
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:45:01
thumbsup
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:48:02
dapper
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Jul 8, 2024, 11:51:01
patty
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:00:01
RunRonnieRun
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:09:01
FactCheck
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:12:01
MichelleW
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:24:01
chesirecat
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:27:01
patty
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:30:02
mrdavis
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:36:01
milk4dh
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:48:01
milk4dh
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:00:01
thumbsup
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:03:01
RunRonnieRun
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:09:02
little
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:30:01
poopface
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:36:01
PatMall
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:48:01
sexybrain
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:54:01
idiotboy
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:03:02
snickerdoo
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:06:01
dapper
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:09:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:12:01
idiotboy
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:24:01
Milkman
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:30:01
crapface
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:36:02
poopface
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:45:01
pentagon
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:48:01
crapface
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:51:01
reggie
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:54:01
FactCheck
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:57:02
Milkman
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:00:02
snickerdoo
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:03:01
little
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:06:01
peccili
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:09:02
sexybrain
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:12:02
Milkman
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:15:02
idiotboy
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:18:01
RunRonnieRun
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:21:01
sexybrain
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:27:01
dapper
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:30:01
doodooface
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:39:01
PatMall
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:42:01
MichelleW
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:45:01
doodooface
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:54:01
PatMall
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:57:01
sexybrain
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:00:02
reggie
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:06:01
little
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:12:01
yahooligan
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:15:01
peccili
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:18:01
MichelleW
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:33:01
reggie
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:39:01
peccili
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:03:01
DonaldTrump
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:06:01
MichelleW
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:15:01
milk4dh
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:30:01
little
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:33:01
milk4dh
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:39:01
pentagon
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:00:01
DonaldTrump
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:03:01
peccili
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:12:01
thumbsup
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:15:01
mrdavis
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:18:01
chesirecat
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:21:01
snickerdoo
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:27:01
thumbsup
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:36:02
Milkman
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:39:01
dapper
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:42:01
milk4dh
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:45:01
FactCheck
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:48:01
chesirecat
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:21:01
holly
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:24:01
Poppy
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:27:01
patty
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:30:01
chesirecat
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:36:01
dapper
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:39:01
Poppy
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:42:01
PatMall
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:45:02
yahooligan
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:54:01
Chrischun
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:57:01
snickerdoo
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:15:01
MichelleW
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:18:01
doodooface
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:24:01
MichelleW
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:27:01
american
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:36:02
dapper
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:39:01
yahooligan
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:45:02
patty
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:48:01
reggie
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:00:02
idiotboy
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:03:01
Poppy
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:18:01
patty
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:21:01
idiotboy
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:24:01
Chrischun
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:27:01
doodooface
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:30:01
DonaldTrump
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:33:01
yahooligan
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:39:01
milk4dh
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:42:01
Chrischun
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:54:01
patty
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:57:01
reggie
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:09:01
american
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:21:02
milk4dh
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:27:01
peccili
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:30:01
Milkman
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:39:01
sexybrain
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:42:01
doodooface
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:51:01
thumbsup
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:21:02
peccili
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:24:01
DonaldTrump
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:27:02
FactCheck
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:39:01
FactCheck
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:42:01
PatMall
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:48:02
snickerdoo
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:54:01
holly
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:57:01
DonaldTrump
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:12:02
DonaldTrump
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:18:01
PatMall
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:27:02
DonaldTrump
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:36:01
DonaldTrump
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:42:01
DonaldTrump
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:51:01
FactCheck
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 12:54:02
american
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:00:01
PatMall
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:03:01
PatMall
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:06:02
Chrischun
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:12:01
dapper
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:15:01
thumbsup
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:24:01
Chrischun
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:27:01
crapface
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:30:01
Chrischun
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:33:01
little
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:36:01
milk4dh
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:39:02
holly
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 01:42:02
milk4dh
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:06:02
holly
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:09:01
yahooligan
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:12:01
snickerdoo
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:15:01
little
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:21:01
pentagon
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:24:01
mrdavis
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:33:01
patty
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:48:02
Milkman
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:54:01
little
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 02:57:01
peccili
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:00:01
holly
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:03:01
yahooligan
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:09:01
DonaldTrump
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:15:01
doodooface
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:24:01
thumbsup
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:36:01
idiotboy
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:42:01
idiotboy
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:54:01
MichelleW
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 03:57:01
thumbsup
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:06:01
Poppy
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:12:01
patty
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:15:01
FactCheck
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:18:01
DannyBoy
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:21:01
RunRonnieRun
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:30:01
dapper
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:33:01
peccili
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:42:01
PatMall
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:51:01
FactCheck
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 04:57:01
FactCheck
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:00:01
thumbsup
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:09:02
holly
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:18:01
patty
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:30:01
sexybrain
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:36:01
Poppy
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:39:02
doodooface
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:45:01
holly
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:48:01
DonaldTrump
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 05:57:01
patty
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:03:01
yahooligan
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:12:01
idiotboy
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:15:02
MichelleW
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:24:01
pentagon
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:27:01
Chrischun
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:36:02
holly
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:39:02
american
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:42:01
milk4dh
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:51:01
chesirecat
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:54:02
peccili
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 06:57:02
patty
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:00:01
holly
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:03:01
MichelleW
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:15:01
sexybrain
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:21:02
snickerdoo
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:24:01
PatMall
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:30:01
FactCheck
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:33:01
mrdavis
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:42:01
yahooligan
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:48:02
MichelleW
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:54:01
crapface
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 07:57:01
Poppy
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:18:01
PatMall
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:27:02
PatMall
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:33:01
little
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:36:01
crapface
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:54:01
chesirecat
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 08:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:03:01
milk4dh
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:06:01
Poppy
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:12:01
pentagon
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:18:01
dapper
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:24:01
thumbsup
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:33:01
crapface
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:39:01
RunRonnieRun
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:42:02
doodooface
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:45:01
pentagon
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:48:01
holly
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:51:01
yahooligan
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 09:54:01
FactCheck
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:00:01
Chrischun
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:03:01
chesirecat
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:06:01
PatMall
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:12:01
Poppy
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:18:01
holly
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:21:01
Milkman
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:24:01
DonaldTrump
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:36:02
thumbsup
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:48:01
idiotboy
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 10:51:01
PatMall
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:06:01
DonaldTrump
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:09:01
american
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:15:01
reggie
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:21:01
Poppy
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:24:01
thumbsup
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:27:01
chesirecat
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:51:01
little
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:54:02
Milkman
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Jul 9, 2024, 11:57:02
patty
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:03:02
Milkman
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:18:01
chesirecat
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:33:01
thumbsup
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:42:01
crapface
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:45:01
patty
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:54:01
yahooligan
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:57:01
little
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:03:01
chesirecat
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:18:01
pentagon
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:21:01
Chrischun
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:30:01
MichelleW
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:33:01
peccili
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:36:01
Poppy
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:06:01
mrdavis
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:09:01
thumbsup
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:15:01
american
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:18:01
idiotboy
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:24:01
crapface
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:30:01
milk4dh
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:33:01
Chrischun
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:39:01
chesirecat
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:42:02
Chrischun
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:03:01
pentagon
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:06:01
patty
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:15:01
DonaldTrump
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:18:01
Poppy
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:21:01
pentagon
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:24:01
doodooface
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:27:02
Milkman
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:36:01
little
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:45:01
Milkman
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:51:02
DonaldTrump
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:57:01
FactCheck
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:09:01
poopface
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:21:02
RunRonnieRun
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:36:01
MichelleW
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:42:01
little
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:51:01
dapper
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:54:01
american
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:03:02
Milkman
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:06:01
MichelleW
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:12:01
Chrischun
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:21:01
american
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:24:01
chesirecat
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:27:02
Chrischun
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:30:01
thumbsup
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:39:02
FactCheck
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:42:02
mrdavis
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:45:01
Milkman
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:48:01
Poppy
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:51:01
Chrischun
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:54:01
little
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:57:01
mrdavis
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:00:02
DonaldTrump
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:03:01
Poppy
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:06:01
DannyBoy
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:09:01
doodooface
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:15:01
american
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:27:01
sexybrain
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:33:01
patty
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:36:01
PatMall
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:39:02
pentagon
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:42:01
idiotboy
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:48:01
peccili
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:54:01
holly
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:57:01
PatMall
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:03:01
FactCheck
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:06:01
mrdavis
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:18:01
mrdavis
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:21:01
DonaldTrump
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:27:01
RunRonnieRun
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:33:01
FactCheck
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:36:01
DannyBoy
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:42:01
holly
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:48:01
idiotboy
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:00:01
Poppy
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:03:01
peccili
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:06:01
PatMall
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:12:02
FactCheck
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:15:01
little
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:18:01
crapface
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:24:02
little
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:27:01
snickerdoo
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:33:01
american
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:48:01
chesirecat
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:51:01
FactCheck
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:54:02
MichelleW
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:03:01
american
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:09:01
FactCheck
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:12:02
DannyBoy
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:18:01
snickerdoo
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:24:01
yahooligan
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:27:01
FactCheck
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 09:54:01
sexybrain
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:00:01
idiotboy
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:15:01
poopface
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:18:01
poopface
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:24:02
little
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:27:01
chesirecat
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:42:01
dapper
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 10:57:01
yahooligan
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:06:01
pentagon
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:09:01
poopface
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:12:01
little
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:27:01
thumbsup
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:30:02
little
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:36:01
doodooface
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:39:01
reggie
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:42:02
FactCheck
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:48:01
FactCheck
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 11:54:01
crapface
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:00:01
patty
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:03:01
thumbsup
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:09:01
sexybrain
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:12:01
PatMall
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:27:02
DonaldTrump
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:30:02
american
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:36:01
Poppy
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:39:01
mrdavis
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 12:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:21:02
poopface
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:36:01
Milkman
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:39:01
poopface
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 01:48:01
milk4dh
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:00:01
yahooligan
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:03:02
milk4dh
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:06:01
Chrischun
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:15:01
idiotboy
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:18:01
sexybrain
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:21:01
little
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:27:01
MichelleW
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:33:01
FactCheck
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:45:01
poopface
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 02:54:02
holly
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:03:02
american
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:15:01
MichelleW
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:24:02
DonaldTrump
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:36:01
crapface
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:42:01
chesirecat
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 03:48:01
yahooligan
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:00:01
Milkman
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:15:01
yahooligan
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:24:01
pentagon
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:27:01
Milkman
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:33:02
Chrischun
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:36:01
thumbsup
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:45:01
snickerdoo
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:48:01
MichelleW
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 04:51:01
snickerdoo
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:06:01
idiotboy
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:15:01
reggie
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:18:02
idiotboy
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:33:02
milk4dh
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:39:01
crapface
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:42:02
yahooligan
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:48:01
chesirecat
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:51:01
yahooligan
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 05:57:01
poopface
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:09:01
yahooligan
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:24:01
PatMall
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:30:01
poopface
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:33:01
sexybrain
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:42:01
mrdavis
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 06:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:09:01
crapface
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:15:01
little
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:18:01
doodooface
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:21:01
Milkman
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:30:02
milk4dh
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:36:01
poopface
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 07:48:01
mrdavis
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:00:01
DannyBoy
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:03:02
poopface
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:15:01
sexybrain
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Wed, Jul 10, 2024, 08:21:01
FactCheck
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.