"Today is like the best day "
"In politics, guts is all. "
"Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects. "
"Hack journalism. "
"Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects "
"I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. "
"Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. "
"I'm grateful to know you. "
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. "
"You're so thoughtful. "
"How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants? "
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry "
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. "
"Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it! "
"Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at. "
"My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting. "
"If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener. "
"Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. "
"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. "
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. "
"I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow. "
"Character is what you are in the dark. "
"Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates. "
"Oh brother! "
"Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions. "
"Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive. "
"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. "
"The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality. "
"Integrity has no need of rules. "