"Hanging out with you is always a blast. "
"Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. "
"May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. "
"The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten. "
"He who laughs last, didn't get it. "
"So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy. "
"You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted! "
"He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions. "
"You should be thanked more often. So thank you!! "
"A man who lies cannot love. "
"Any team would be lucky to have you on it. "
"You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times. "
"Why do they write stories like this? "
"Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute. "
"When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation. "
"Don't make me come over there and do your job "
"Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power. "
"Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel. "
"Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing. "
"Integrity is what you feel. "
"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. "
"If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days). "
"If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks. "
"Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you! "
"Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. "
"You always know just what to say. "
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’ "
"If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? "
"When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible. "
"Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing. "