"Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away. "
"If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? "
"Good :3 "
"To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism. "
"Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it. "
"Death is hereditary. "
"Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground. "
"The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one? "
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. "
"Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred. "
"Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car. "
"Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it. "
"You're more fun than bubble wrap. "
"Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back. "
"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. "
"And I took that personally... "
"I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray "
"It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right. "
"Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception. "
"I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray "
"You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too. "
"Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back. "
"He who wakes up early, yawns all day long. "
"Anyone here? "
"There is a god. And He hates us. "
"They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it. "
"Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything. "
"Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie. "
"Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. "
"Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man "