"I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. "
"Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality. "
"The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. "
"I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode. "
"1/20/25 "
"Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you. "
"Don't make me come over there and do your job "
"Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet. "
"Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others. "
"I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit. "
"A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle. "
"Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate. "
"Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you. "
"The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. "
"Babies and small animals probably love you. "
"Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too. "
"The time is always right to do what is right. "
"Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach. "
"Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. "
"I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed. "
"Don't regret the past, just learn from it. "
"A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep. "
"Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it. "
"I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’ "
"When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister. "
"Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace. "
"Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you. "
"Lying is done with words and also with silence. "
"Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions. "
"In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight. "