"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. "
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar "
"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed. "
"I appreciate you. "
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. "
"Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing. "
"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. "
"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. "
"Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck. "
"Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them. "
"Anyone here? "
"Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket. "
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. "
"Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects "
"I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates "
"Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. "
"Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. "
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. "
"A liar is always lavish of oaths. "
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. "
"amazing! "
"Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake. "
"I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong. "
"Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us. "
"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. "
"Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back. "
"Colors seem brighter when you're around. "
"Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth. "
"Why do I read these things? "
"Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over. "