"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. "
"[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright "
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. "
"Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. "
"By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful. "
"You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer! "
"Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children! "
"Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on "
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. "
"I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake. "
"A life of integrity is a life of stability. "
"Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. "
"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. "
"Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. "
"You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. "
"Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. "
"You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. "
"Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back. "
"If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner "
"Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you "
"Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too. "
"Change is good, but dollars are better. "
"When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity. "
"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. "
"Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life. "
"The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. "
"Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. "
"IDK, this doesn't seem right. "
"I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. "
"I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak "