"Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you! "
"Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed. "
"I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow. "
"Being around you makes everything better! "
"When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them. "
"The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. "
"Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority. "
"Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness. "
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet. "
"Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment. "
"Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. "
"Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines. "
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open. "
"Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie. "
"‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’ "
"Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse. "
"I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom. "
"I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion. "
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. "
"Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others. "
"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener. "
"You're like a breath of fresh air. "
"My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead. "
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. "
"Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. "
"Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness. "
"A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship. "
"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. "
"Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. "
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush "