"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. "

"Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. "

"Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite. "

"You're one of a kind! "

"A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. "

"In other news, the sky is blue. "

"Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry. "

"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it. "

"I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls. "

"I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now. "

"Half of the people in the world are below average. "

"Do not give up on your idealism and integrity. "

"Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success. "

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived. "

"With our thoughts, we make the world. "

"You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth. "

"Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing. "

"You are the most perfect you there is. "

"You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget. "

"You were cool way before hipsters were cool. "

"Any team would be lucky to have you on it. "

"You seem to really know who you are. "

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. "

"You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself. "

"When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark. "

"You have cute elbows. For reals! "

"It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. "

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. "

"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. "

"Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues. "