"Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. "
"Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter "
"What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out. "
"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. "
"How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them. "
"If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up "
"Wow! "
"Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute. "
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F. "
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet. "
"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along. "
"You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again. "
"To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. "
"Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. "
"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. "
"The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none. "
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"Toxic people are largely untreatable. "
"You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. "
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. "
"You have the best style. "
"Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions. "
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. "
"If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. "
"Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. "
"My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right! "
"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. "
"This world is getting sick "
"Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.” "
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? "