"Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. "
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. "
"Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive "
"Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach. "
"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. "
"Political correctness is a war on noticing. "
"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along. "
"Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me? "
"In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap. "
"Do not give up on your idealism and integrity. "
"Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at. "
"It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright "
"Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. "
"You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. "
"Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects. "
"Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. "
"Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others. "
"I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray "
"It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging. "
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch "
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught. "
"Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely. "
"He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio "
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. "
"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. "
"Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. "
"If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one. "
"Patriotism is a menace to liberty. "
"Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. "
"Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it. "