"Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics "

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. "

"Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect. "

"You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart. "

"Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie. "

"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. "

"You are really kind to people around you. "

"You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer! "

"Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this. "

"If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman "

"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity. "

"You're a great example to others. "

"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. "

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. "

"Truthfulness is the main element of character. "

"Keep your head up and be patient. "

"If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks. "

"It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press. "

"Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions. "

"Best day ever! "

"Truthfulness is the main element of character. "

"I am a slow walker, but I never walk back. "

"Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you "

"You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans. "

"When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better. "

"Lying is done with words and also with silence. "

"I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink. "

"You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. "

"The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth. "

"The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity. "