"Truth is treason in the empire of lies. "
"Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you. "
"Your creative potential seems limitless. "
"[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright "
"There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour. "
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns "
"Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing? "
"Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe. "
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine. "
"A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. "
"I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested. "
"No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant. "
"If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back. "
"Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom. "
"Either you run the day, or the day runs you. "
"Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. "
"If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission. "
"Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them. "
"Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses. "
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. "
"When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. "
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. "
"You have cute elbows. For reals! "
"I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray "
"If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman "
"The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously. "
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain. "
"Learn sign language, it’s very handy. "
"Don't regret the past, just learn from it. "
"My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. "