"The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy. "
"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. "
"Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger! "
"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it. "
"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson "
"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. "
"If only common sense were more common. "
"So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy. "
"It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live. "
"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. "
"Your integrity determines your destiny. "
"You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart. "
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. "
"Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it "
"Today is like the best day "
"You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget. "
"Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong. "
"Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority. "
"Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still. "
"You're an awesome friend. "
"He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time. "
"You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day. "
"If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? "
"Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. "
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. "
"There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will. "
"Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. "
"You're more helpful than you realize. "
"You seem to really know who you are. "
"Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us. "