"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party. "
"If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship. "
"Why are there news stories like this? "
"Never ask a starfish for directions. "
"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing "
"You help me be the best version of myself. "
"True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right. "
"I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now. "
"No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success. "
"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. "
"For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks. "
"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. "
"I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor. "
"If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things. "
"Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV. "
"Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. "
"He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better. "
"He who laughs last, didn't get it. "
"We are what we think "
"Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there. "
"The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform. "
"There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. "
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"Opportunities don’t happen, you create them. "
"Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. "
"Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them. "
"Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth. "
"Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open. "
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength. "
"We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies. "