"Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children! "
"God created the world, everything else is made in China. "
"Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on "
"Again, this is really, really bad advice. "
"It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright "
"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen. "
"Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions. "
"My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting. "
"Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling "
"Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over. "
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns "
"You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. "
"Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you "
"Half of the people in the world are below average. "
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns "
"Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling "
"Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson "
"Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets. "
"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. "
"Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. "
"it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top. "
"Change your life today. "
"When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners. "
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. "
"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity. "
"Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter "
"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing "
"Concentration is the secret of strength. "
"The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously. "
"Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country. "