"I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition. "

"Want some advice? Stand down. "

"You're one of a kind! "

"A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. "

"Don't make me come up there! "

"Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it "

"A liar is always lavish of oaths. "

"Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. "

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson "

"We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees. "

"You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again. "

"Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. "

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush "

"There is a god. And He hates us. "

"A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. "

"You have the courage of your convictions. "

"You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time. "

"Keep your heads up! We are sinking! "

"Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked. "

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns "

"It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up "

"Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do. "

"Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity. "

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. "

"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. "

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing. "

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. "

"I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts? "

"In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth. "

"A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies. "