"You are what your deep, driving desire is. "
"Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. "
"I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo. "
"I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. "
"In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth. "
"Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them. "
"Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. "
"hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am. "
"Those who snore always fall asleep first. "
"Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth. "
"A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need. "
"Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. "
"Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them. "
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F. "
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. "
"Colors seem brighter when you're around. "
"Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie. "
"I bet you sweat glitter. "
"I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn "
"Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead. "
"It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words. "
"You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity. "
"Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel. "
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives. "
"If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things. "
"Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched. "
"Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do. "
"When nothing is going right, go left. "
"But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say "