"That doesn't sound suspicious at all. "
"His face is like a pancake."
"boring!"
"Do Europeans even care?"
"Why do you have to pay for this nonsense?"
"bummer"
"It's not a tooomah!"
"I take that back. He rich."
"Poor guy"
"I for one, liked these uniforms"
"Gary Busey called and wants everything back."
"Day 7 into the coverage of Jennifer Connoley's boobs"
"They already are. Have you seen social media lately?"
"She really demands a lot of attention, huh?"
"Stop. Just stop!"
"Face, meet palm."
"This movie was A BOMB. Why are we talking about it? Oh yeah, two reasons..."
"heh heh heh... PROBE"
"As a dad and avid skier, this always freaked me out."
"It's fine, I occasionally forget that Shameless exists."
"Maggot-filled cheese? What can go wrong?"
"CNN deriding FOX News for being owned by a billionaire? Who's signing your checks, Brian?"
"Why did I click on this?"
"What a wholesome young role model!"
"Ha!"
"Seriously, after like a decade on TV, you don't think he'd want to do something else?"
"Go with #3, to make getting the Colts a 3rd Super Bowl your only goal."
"Practice humility."
"Wonder girl was good on Titans"
"Why are we watching? Because it's entertaining."