"Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow. "
"These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime. "
"Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. "
"You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death. "
"The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run. "
"What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. "
"Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm. "
"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. "
"I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested. "
"IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got. "
"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. "
"Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics "
"In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap. "
"Well-behaved women rarely make history. "
"A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies. "
"I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls. "
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot "
"When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it. "
"If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer). "
"Change your life today. "
"The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible. "
"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying. "
"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see. "
"I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. "
"Life is always rocky when you’re a gem. "
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. "
"Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect. "
"You have the best style. "
"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. "