"When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. "
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar "
"Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country. "
"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. "
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up. "
"This just in, I don't give a shit. "
"The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible. "
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. "
"A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities. "
"You're all that and a super-size bag of chips. "
"Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing. "
"When you make a mistake, you try to fix it. "
"I like criticism. It makes you strong. "
"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. "
"hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am. "
"A man should be upright, not be kept upright. "
"A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks. "
"You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here. "
"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. "
"During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism. "
"The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins "
"If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. "
"It's clobbering time. "
"The time is always right to do what is right. "
"Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines. "
"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. "
"Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them. "
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry "
"No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path. "