"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs. "
"Death is hereditary. "
"Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions. "
"I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. "
"You should be thanked more often. So thank you!! "
"To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you. "
"Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute. "
"If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. "
"Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business. "
"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. "
"Alright alright alright. "
"You are what your deep, driving desire is. "
"What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up "
"When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate. "
"Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive. "
"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it. "
"It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging. "
"You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you. "
"You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things. "
"I really like this! "
"Truth is treason in the empire of lies. "
"I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. "
"Change is good, but dollars are better. "
"All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you "
"There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends. "
"Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done. "
"A few people of integrity can go a long way. "
"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. "
"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. "