"Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories. "
"Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry. "
"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. "
"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying. "
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. "
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. "
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz "
"If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust. "
"How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them. "
"Our community is better because you're in it. "
"Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. "
"Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important. "
"The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand "
"Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home. "
"Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive. "
"My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting. "
"But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say "
"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener. "
"I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice! "
"Worry about being better; bigger will take time. "
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. "
"If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. "
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves! "
"Why do they write stories like this? "
"I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am. "
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. "
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain. "
"Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop. "
"It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people. "
"Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse "