"Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit. "
"Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace. "
"Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. "
"Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets. "
"Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing. "
"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. "
"Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together. "
"I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent. "
"Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours "
"Don't make me come over there and do your job "
"Patriotism is a menace to liberty. "
"I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad! "
"The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. "
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. "
"hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? "
"I hates stories like this. "
"And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding. "
"The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. "
"If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need. "
"Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. "
"Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects. "
"You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. "
"Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own. "
"No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant. "
"All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky) "
"The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible. "
"Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. "
"You deserve a hug right now. "
"Truthfulness is the main element of character. "