"In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap. "
" Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck "
"Integrity has no need of rules. "
"I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am. "
"When we live by the truth, we possess integrity. "
"When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers. "
"If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around.. "
"If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back. "
"Flame on! "
"I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it. "
"You're a candle in the darkness. "
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. "
"Turn your wounds into wisdom "
"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. "
"Some lies are just kindness. "
"Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached. "
"Politics is a blood sport. "
"Why are there news stories like this? "
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. "
"The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten. "
"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. "
"Can February march? No, but April may. "
"I love my country, not my government. "
"I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making. "
"If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. "
"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed. "
"I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests. "
"Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong. "
"Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back. "
"Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches! "