"If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days). "

"Alright alright alright. "

"Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. "

"Your creative potential seems limitless. "

"1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea. "

"It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always. "

"Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything. "

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. "

"Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do. "

"Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig. "

"Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others. "

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. "

"Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there. "

"Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them. "

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. "

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. "

"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. "

"Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it. "

"Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace. "

"Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial. "

"I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon. "

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. "

"My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. "

"It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war. "

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. "

"The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform. "

"I bet you sweat glitter. "

"To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely. "

"Integrity is the essence of everything successful. "

"Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity. "