"How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh? "
"The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run. "
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. "
"Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. "
"Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. "
"Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself. "
"You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?) "
"If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it. "
"The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously. "
"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. "
"Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing. "
"Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace. "
"The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray. "
"A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. "
"I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. "
"A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world. "
"Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away. "
"When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what? "
"A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. "
"There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong. "
"What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. "
"The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men. "
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. "
"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along. "
"Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. "
"If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? "
"When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you. "
"When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better. "
"Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray "