"We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. "

"You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. "

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. "

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. "

"Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow. "

"Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too. "

"In other news, the sky is blue. "

"The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. "

"You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!' "

"Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words. "

"Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on "

"Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. "

"There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative. "

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. "

"Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it. "

"Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck. "

"Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting. "

"In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth. "

"Don't make me come over there and do your job "

"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. "

"I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves. "

"Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground. "

"Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions. "

"Fake! "

"The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under! "

"To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you. "

"I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone. "

"Some lies are just kindness. "

"If lying is leaving, truth is just believing "

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter. "