"The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives. "
"To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst. "
"An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough. "
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. "
"Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry. "
"Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it. "
"If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner "
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. "
"So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about. "
"A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living. "
"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. "
"No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store. "
"If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? "
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. "
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. "
"You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself. "
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty. "
"I gotta say, Blarify is the shit! "
"These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime. "
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"Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver. "
"Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear. "
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty. "
"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. "
"The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story. "
"Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. "
"Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. "
"When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop. "
"Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths. "
"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. "