"Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it. "
"Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck. "
"Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting. "
"In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth. "
"Don't make me come over there and do your job "
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. "
"I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves. "
"Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground. "
"Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions. "
"The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under! "
"To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you. "
"I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone. "
"Some lies are just kindness. "
"If lying is leaving, truth is just believing "
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter. "
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. "
"I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now. "
"They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it. "
"One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility. "
"I wish my wallet came with free refills. "
"Truth is treason in the empire of lies. "
"Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them. "
"My imaginary friend thinks he has problems. "
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein "
"You're an awesome friend. "
"A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent. "
"People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings. "
"You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome. "
"Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. "