"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. "
"The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story. "
"Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. "
"Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. "
"When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop. "
"Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths. "
"Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics "
"My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting. "
"When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you. "
"Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this? "
"Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail. "
"No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going. "
"Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you "
"You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times. "
"A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity. "
"Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you. "
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. "
"The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about. "
"Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade. "
"Pampered cows produce spoiled milk. "
"You're a great example to others. "
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "
"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed. "
"When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic. "
"If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works. "
"The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority. "
"Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God. "
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? "
"Fall seven times, stand up eight. "
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty. "