"Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality. "

"It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility! "

"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing "

"Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality. "

"It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves. "

"You have impeccable manners. "

"Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets. "

"The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. "

"You always know just what to say. "

"We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them. "

"All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky) "

"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed. "

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler. "

"You have the best style. "

"The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit. "

"Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure. "

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. "

"Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein "

"This just in, I don't give a shit. "

"I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people. "

"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. "

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "

"Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward "

"You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle. "

"Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. "

"What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. "

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson "

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. "

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up. "

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved. "