"You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?) "
"The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism. "
"In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth. "
"Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you. "
"I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it. "
"There is a god. And He hates us. "
"When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way. "
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. "
"Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture? "
"Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country. "
"Today is like the best day "
"IDK, this doesn't seem right. "
"When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way. "
"Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying "
"A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. "
"Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. "
"Are comments back? This is great. "
"Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile! "
"Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying. "
"Fake! "
"The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority. "
"It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up. "
"When nothing is going right, go left. "
"A liar is always lavish of oaths. "
"Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. "
"You are what your deep, driving desire is. "
"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs. "
"Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. "
"There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable. "
"People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such. "