"The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. "
"Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up. "
"Jokes are funnier when you tell them. "
"The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship. "
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. "
"Pampered cows produce spoiled milk. "
"Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true. "
"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you "
"Hack journalism. "
"Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake. "
"There is no gambling like politics. "
"It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible. "
"You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day. "
"The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives. "
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. "
"Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel. "
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler. "
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught. "
"I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests. "
"On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11. "
"You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity. "
"A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril. "
"A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship. "
"Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight) "
"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? "
"My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. "
"Integrity has no need of rules. "
"It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right. "
"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer. "
"The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune. "