"It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right. "
"Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial. "
"The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune. "
"You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself. "
"He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. "
"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’ "
"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. "
"Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. "
"Toxic people are largely untreatable. "
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. "
"You're great at figuring stuff out. "
"Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you. "
"The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials. "
"Some lies are just kindness. "
"If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. "
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. "
"A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide. "
"Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate. "
"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen. "
"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. "
"I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney "
"I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us. "
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. "
"Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success. "
"I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow "
"You bring out the best in other people. "
"You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give. "
"Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching. "
"The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is. "
"I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it. "