"Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it "
"Half of the people in the world are below average. "
"There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism. "
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. "
"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. "
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries. "
"The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit. "
"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. "
"If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one. "
"Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love. "
"You have a good head on your shoulders. "
"Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom "
"Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. "
"Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense. "
"If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself. "
"Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward "
"Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is. "
"Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. "
"Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing? "
"I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying "
"Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. "
"I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now. "
"if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends? "
"Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country. "
"You always find something special in the most ordinary things. "
"A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. "
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. "
"Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too. "
"We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. "
"Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change. "